These bloody kids at the bottom of the garden
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ts playing out near my windows/car.I ran a similar thread yesterday. If the kids are just playing and they are not causing damage or trespassing on your property, then Im afraid you will just have to accept it as kids will be kids.
Luckily the scum in my area were kicking their ball at my door, windows and car, which gave me the moral highground to go out and have a go. So far alls quiet and alls well.
Luckily the scum in my area were kicking their ball at my door, windows and car, which gave me the moral highground to go out and have a go. So far alls quiet and alls well.
GPSS said:
I ran a similar thread yesterday. If the kids are just playing and they are not causing damage or trespassing on your property, then Im afraid you will just have to accept it as kids will be kids.
Luckily the scum in my area were kicking their ball at my door, windows and car, which gave me the moral highground to go out and have a go. So far alls quiet and alls well.
Kids kicking a ball at a car is not really anything like kids making noise while climbing a tree.Luckily the scum in my area were kicking their ball at my door, windows and car, which gave me the moral highground to go out and have a go. So far alls quiet and alls well.
ShadownINja said:
Driller said:
Play classical music towards them at high volume.
They don't like this. It has a similar effect to the Claymore.
I prefer a Claymore, if it's all the same to you. They don't like this. It has a similar effect to the Claymore.
Driller said:
ShadownINja said:
Driller said:
Play classical music towards them at high volume.
They don't like this. It has a similar effect to the Claymore.
I prefer a Claymore, if it's all the same to you. They don't like this. It has a similar effect to the Claymore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI
TheEnd said:
Would be a shame to go to all the trouble of putting that on without dynamiting parliament at the same time. Go on R for Ron Burgundy, do us all a favour!Scraggles said:
pot of tar spread over the tree has the effect of them not climbing the tree as they and their clothes will get covered in tar
Excellent idea, that' what I would do if the problem were tree climbing. If I was to cover the kids football in tar all I would get is a car looking like a dalmation.www.compoundsecurity.co.uk
got the noise as a ring tone from someone, can barely hear it, kids seem to hear it very well
Not cheap, but then piece of mind
got the noise as a ring tone from someone, can barely hear it, kids seem to hear it very well
Not cheap, but then piece of mind
King Herald said:
Smear the tree branches with your own faeces, and I guarantee the kids will soon find something else to do very quickly.
this made me laugh...reminded me of a story which i will shorten and relatepicture the scene 2 neighbours one was a friend of mine anyway friends neighbours dog somehow kept going into his garden laying lawn tablets.
obviously my mate was not best pleased about it so complained. he did not get the best result so the following evening just after dark he went out into his garden with a spade and set about "returning" the dogs presents to the neighbours garden via air mail.
the following day he went outside into the garden and his neighbour was looking at the dog looking up into the tree in his garden and wondering how the dog had gone up into the tree to take a dump....classic
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