Tortoise Rehoming. Best options?

I have a hermann tortoise I need to re-home, must be nearly 50.

Was the family pet, now my father's passed away it's mine.

But don't have the time but more importantly I want it looking after "properly" and I just don't think it's going to work here.

Found a refuge place in the south of France that would take her but paperwork is a nightmare to import/export. Thoughts of just placing in car and going for it....

Half jokingly thinking of a cheeky sneak into london zoo....new enclosure there looks pretty warm...

Places in UK seem always "full" found one last year but wanted to meet me in a service station for handover....

Any suggestions?

Not looking for personal offers here really unless you have some evidence of experience, suitability etc..

Thanks for the helpful advice from most.... the rest of you ...I have no words, get a grip.

I have now registered to the FB group and had her listed.

But it's hectic over there looks to be a lot of unwanted tortoise, so if your looking for one that's the place to be.

Fingers crossed something comes out of it.

Any other routes or ideas let me know.