Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40
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psi310398 said:
DickyC said:
You ask Joyce and Vicky.
They'll put a word in for me.
Well, they say you’re not a blinking thicky, at least. They'll put a word in for me.
And they promise they won’t mention the incident with the rum and ribena…
Error_404_Username_not_found said:
Mysteriously, we have three ironing boards. And three irons. Four, if you count the old one in the Shed that I use for raising dents in wood.
My newest one is a super-duper monster of a steam generator. Fred Dibnah would have liked it.
Sadly it lacks a whistle.
The day I retired was the day the Memsahib quit ironing bedlinen so I do it.
It's quite therapeutic in its way.
Morning All.
LOCAL MAN DREAMS OF RACING HOMEMADE TRIMARANMy newest one is a super-duper monster of a steam generator. Fred Dibnah would have liked it.
Sadly it lacks a whistle.
The day I retired was the day the Memsahib quit ironing bedlinen so I do it.
It's quite therapeutic in its way.
Morning All.
glenrobbo said:
DickyC said:
Error_404_Username_not_found said:
Mysteriously, we have three ironing boards. And three irons. Four, if you count the old one in the Shed that I use for raising dents in wood.
My newest one is a super-duper monster of a steam generator. Fred Dibnah would have liked it.
Sadly it lacks a whistle.
The day I retired was the day the Memsahib quit ironing bedlinen so I do it.
It's quite therapeutic in its way.
Morning All.
LOCAL MAN DREAMS OF RACING HOMEMADE IRON-CLADSTEAM-POWERED TRIMARANMy newest one is a super-duper monster of a steam generator. Fred Dibnah would have liked it.
Sadly it lacks a whistle.
The day I retired was the day the Memsahib quit ironing bedlinen so I do it.
It's quite therapeutic in its way.
Morning All.
paua said:
Pequod, Pequod, come back, quickly. There be plans afoot wot need yer guidance.
Morneve all'n'sundried
Oh, mate. Tis too late. Pequod has run down the curtain and joined the Choir Invisible. He is no more. He has ceased to be.Morneve all'n'sundried
Please accept our apologies that this awful event wasn't made plain. Talking in code and relentlessly trying to be amusing has drawbacks in times of seriousness.
A representation from the Trivial Thread are kindly being allowed to attend his funeral by his family.
We will be raising a glass* to the old boy on the 31st of this month.
*Or two.
witteringon said:
Questions have been asked elsewhere on the Forum about the prolonged absence of P5BNij.
I do hope he's ok, but whatever the reason his unique collection of trivia is much missed!
My attempts to track him down were swiftly exhausted. I do hope he's ok, but whatever the reason his unique collection of trivia is much missed!
Sam Spade I ain't.
Nor even a Constable Dunstable.
Byker28i said:
I once spraypainted a Honda CB250 motorbike, black with gold trim, a bit lotus f1 like...
Next doors cat got in, slept on the tank and scratched it completely
Not just a cat, a Lotus cat.Next doors cat got in, slept on the tank and scratched it completely
If you needed car bodywork doing when ar were a lad, you went to Marvellous Mac in Yateley. He would stalk round your car sucking air through his teeth. "Yeah, twe... twe... thir... thir... Insurance job is it? Fifty quid." While you'd been 'negotiating' a kitten would have been playing round your feet. He was plagued with kittens. While she should have been attending to the mouse population, the workshop cat was instead being generous with her favours and adding to the kitten population for Mac to give away. "Do you like that cat? Have it. I'll spray it any colour you like."
hammo19 said:
It’s been hissing down here all day accompanied by a swift breeze. It was 20 degrees yesterday more like 10 today.
I have a 07:40 tee off time tomorrow. There is a substantial chance I may get very wet.
It will be dry in Rye and cool in Goole.I have a 07:40 tee off time tomorrow. There is a substantial chance I may get very wet.
And those of you living in Lissingdowne are advised to take an umbrella.
/two ronnies
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