Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

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Dan Singh

889 posts

52 months

Thursday 16th May
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jamesson said:
Some abbreviations bug the hell out of me. Lappy for laptop, thou for thousand, ambo for ambulance etc. Cretins.
Anyone referring to a distributor as a dizzy and a carburettor as a carby annoys me.

As do people that reply "Good" when I ask "How are you?" I didn't query their virtuosity or morality.

captain_cynic

12,279 posts

97 months

Thursday 16th May
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Dan Singh said:
jamesson said:
Some abbreviations bug the hell out of me. Lappy for laptop, thou for thousand, ambo for ambulance etc. Cretins.
Anyone referring to a distributor as a dizzy and a carburettor as a carby annoys me.

As do people that reply "Good" when I ask "How are you?" I didn't query their virtuosity or morality.
This is just more proof that language pedants know the least about the language.

Like being in good health.

C5_Steve

3,371 posts

105 months

Thursday 16th May
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People who don't put their Out of Office on.

Takes seconds.

Sheets Tabuer

19,111 posts

217 months

Thursday 16th May
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C5_Steve said:
People who don't put their Out of Office on.

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Thanks you for making this post, unfortunately I am on annual leave and and won't be able to reply until 17/05/24.

If your post is urgent please email info@pinstonheads.com

Rich Boy Spanner

1,356 posts

132 months

Thursday 16th May
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Dan Singh said:
jamesson said:
Some abbreviations bug the hell out of me. Lappy for laptop, thou for thousand, ambo for ambulance etc. Cretins.
Anyone referring to a distributor as a dizzy and a carburettor as a carby annoys me.

As do people that reply "Good" when I ask "How are you?" I didn't query their virtuosity or morality.
Maybe they reply with one word in the hope that you will stop bothering them and go away.

C5_Steve

3,371 posts

105 months

Thursday 16th May
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Sheets Tabuer said:
C5_Steve said:
People who don't put their Out of Office on.

Takes seconds.
Thanks you for making this post, unfortunately I am on annual leave and and won't be able to reply until 17/05/24.

If your post is urgent please email info@pinstonheads.com
rofl


eldar

21,872 posts

198 months

Thursday 16th May
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fasimew said:
It's absolutely possible that it's all marketing wk. But oxi action stain removers (sodium percarbonate) aren't a gimmick.
As an aside, sodium percarbonate is excellent at removing moss from paths and driveways.

popeyewhite

20,145 posts

122 months

Thursday 16th May
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Dan Singh said:
jamesson said:
Some abbreviations bug the hell out of me. Lappy for laptop, thou for thousand, ambo for ambulance etc. Cretins.
Anyone referring to a distributor as a dizzy and a carburettor as a carby annoys me.

As do people that reply "Good" when I ask "How are you?" I didn't query their virtuosity or morality.
If they are physically well and happy, how would you expect them to reply?

Pit Pony

8,819 posts

123 months

Thursday 16th May
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Cotty said:
I sometimes wonder that if I don't make the effort to contact people and arrange things that I might never see them again. Is this just me or do other people experience this?

It does annoy me thats its always me that has to make the first move to get people motivated to meet up.
My best man. 15 years of no contact, then I started a new job, and he was a major customer's representative helping key suppliers with improvement projects. So I saw him every week, for a year. Then I was made redundant, and I didn't hear from him for 7 years, unless I made contact first.
Then I went contracting, and I got a contract with a different part of his company in the same location, so I saw him for lunch every 3 or 4 weeks, then, I moved on to.another contract, and I only spoke to him if I emailed him. I heard he was taking early retirement via someone we both knew, but it turned out the only contact details I had was a work phone number.
I think I could contact him on LinkedIn, but why should I make every move?
Note. We went to school together. Ended up on the same degree course (my fourth polytechnic back up) and shared a house in the 2nd and 3rd years.

LunarOne

5,365 posts

139 months

Thursday 16th May
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Dan Singh said:
Anyone referring to a distributor as a dizzy and a carburettor as a carby annoys me.
Has anyone in the history of Planet Earth ever referred to a carburettor as a carby? I've seen carb on multiple occasions ("twin carb", "carb cleaner") but never seen carby or dizzy until today when you mentioned it.



generationx

6,902 posts

107 months

Thursday 16th May
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LunarOne said:
Dan Singh said:
Anyone referring to a distributor as a dizzy and a carburettor as a carby annoys me.
Has anyone in the history of Planet Earth ever referred to a carburettor as a carby? I've seen carb on multiple occasions ("twin carb", "carb cleaner") but never seen carby or dizzy until today when you mentioned it.
“Dizzy”: perfectly acceptable
“Carby”: baby talk. FRO

CivicDuties

4,980 posts

32 months

Thursday 16th May
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popeyewhite said:
Dan Singh said:
jamesson said:
Some abbreviations bug the hell out of me. Lappy for laptop, thou for thousand, ambo for ambulance etc. Cretins.
Anyone referring to a distributor as a dizzy and a carburettor as a carby annoys me.

As do people that reply "Good" when I ask "How are you?" I didn't query their virtuosity or morality.
If they are physically well and happy, how would you expect them to reply?
I'd say the correct answer is "I am well, thanks".

To describe how you are (the word 'are' being a verb) requires an adverb, not an adjective. 'Good' is an adjective, 'well' is the adverbial form. However, if the question was "What are you?" rather than "How are you?", then 'Good' can be used as an answer, i.e. 'I am good, as opposed to evil'. The statement 'I am good' does not describe your state of wellbeing - the 'good' here is describing the noun (or to be precise in this case the pronoun) 'I'.

Red9zero

7,069 posts

59 months

Thursday 16th May
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generationx said:
“Dizzy”: perfectly acceptable
Unless it`s our Eurovision entry.

MartG

20,728 posts

206 months

Thursday 16th May
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LunarOne said:
Dan Singh said:
Anyone referring to a distributor as a dizzy and a carburettor as a carby annoys me.
Has anyone in the history of Planet Earth ever referred to a carburettor as a carby? I've seen carb on multiple occasions ("twin carb", "carb cleaner") but never seen carby or dizzy until today when you mentioned it.
Pretty sure 'carby' is used in the US and possibly Australia

Wonderman

2,300 posts

197 months

Thursday 16th May
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Red9zero said:
generationx said:
“Dizzy”: perfectly acceptable
Unless it`s our Eurovision entry.
clapbowtie

snuffy

9,928 posts

286 months

Thursday 16th May
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The correct answer to being asked "How are you?" is to reply "Well, since you ask...".

99.9% of people who ask you that question don't give a toss about you or your answer, and most likely does not even listen to your reply anyway.

There's a Two Ronnies sketch about this very thing.

Alickadoo

1,773 posts

25 months

Thursday 16th May
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snuffy said:
The correct answer to being asked "How are you?" is to reply "Well, since you ask...".

99.9% of people who ask you that question don't give a toss about you or your answer, and most likely does not even listen to your reply anyway.

There's a Two Ronnies sketch about this very thing.
Link?

popeyewhite

20,145 posts

122 months

Thursday 16th May
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CivicDuties said:
I'd say the correct answer is "I am well, thanks".

To describe how you are (the word 'are' being a verb) requires an adverb, not an adjective. 'Good' is an adjective, 'well' is the adverbial form. However, if the question was "What are you?" rather than "How are you?", then 'Good' can be used as an answer, i.e. 'I am good, as opposed to evil'. The statement 'I am good' does not describe your state of wellbeing - the 'good' here is describing the noun (or to be precise in this case the pronoun) 'I'.
The correct answer would surely be "I'm very well, thank you. How are you?"



Doofus

26,164 posts

175 months

Thursday 16th May
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The 'proper' greeting is "How do you do", to which the correct response is "How do you do".

paulguitar

23,928 posts

115 months

Thursday 16th May
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Doofus said:
The 'proper' greeting is "How do you do", to which the correct response is "How do you do".
It seems not much progress has been made though.