NHS Spit Roast!!
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Just come back from the hospital and had an Endoscopy and Colonoscopy!!!
Never again...
I feel violated!!
I've got Oesophagitis, Gastric Erosion in Pre-Pyloric Area and Duodentis!!
No idea what any of that means until i go see the quack at 2.30 today.
anybody else been in same boat?
Edited due to sedation still making me a mong who can't spell!
Never again...
I feel violated!!
I've got Oesophagitis, Gastric Erosion in Pre-Pyloric Area and Duodentis!!
No idea what any of that means until i go see the quack at 2.30 today.
anybody else been in same boat?
Edited due to sedation still making me a mong who can't spell!
Edited by bigTee on Monday 16th March 12:44
LukeBird said:
bigTee said:
LukeBird said:
bigTee said:
Just come back from the hospital and had an Endoscopy and Colonoscopy!!!
Christ, you must feel like you're inside out! 
Very bad wind now though
Does that mean they've stretched your arse hole so much, when you open your mouth the wind blows straight through...
Silverbullet767 said:
To the OP, did you really think this thread was going to go well, has it affected your memory, you DO know where you are don't you?? Playground rules apply.
That's why i posted!!! I can laugh about it now its over!!
was 's
tting' myself yesterday though. Literally. s3fella said:
I may have to have the top end one of these done..is it not done under an anaethestic, or do you just each the thing....?
Sounds awful, but glad you are having a bit of a laff about it now! ! Good luck with the results.
I had the mouth jobby done last month too and they used a spray and it wasn't too bad.Sounds awful, but glad you are having a bit of a laff about it now! ! Good luck with the results.
Today was under Sedation as they did 'both ends' and I must say it was a lot worse.
Not sure if the sedation didn’t work – but I was gagging a lot more and it was a lot more unpleasant.
KingJeff 4th said:
I assume they made you have a crap before they started? To make sure you were 'empty'.
Wonder how many times there has been an 'accident' and sprayed the Dr with something unpleasant... in fact I don't wonder at all...
Not for all the tea in China would I do that for a living.
Yesterday was empty day! First nasty drink at 8am and a whole day on the loo. Not a nice way to spend a Sunday!! Wonder how many times there has been an 'accident' and sprayed the Dr with something unpleasant... in fact I don't wonder at all...
Not for all the tea in China would I do that for a living.
Cara Van Man said:
LukeBird said:
Cara Van Man said:
Mind you, I've never had a doctorviolate my ring piece, so condolences to you.
But you have had your ringpiece violated before? 
k?Try it, just make sure she removes her false nails first
k???? 
sawman said:
randomman said:
bigTee said:
thehawk said:
Did you experience an erection?
Including my hairy lubed ring piece as he was about to start. !! Was not an erotic moment!!!
thats how it starts. Before you know it the papparazi will be up you ass....!
Urban_Ninja said:
bigTee said:
KingJeff 4th said:
I assume they made you have a crap before they started? To make sure you were 'empty'.
Wonder how many times there has been an 'accident' and sprayed the Dr with something unpleasant... in fact I don't wonder at all...
Not for all the tea in China would I do that for a living.
Yesterday was empty day! First nasty drink at 8am and a whole day on the loo. Not a nice way to spend a Sunday!! Wonder how many times there has been an 'accident' and sprayed the Dr with something unpleasant... in fact I don't wonder at all...
Not for all the tea in China would I do that for a living.
does anyone have the link for that thread?
Nasty stuff.
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