You can’t park there, mate

You can’t park there, mate

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irc

7,477 posts

137 months

Wednesday 8th May
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Fastdruid said:
I'm going with automatic, in the wrong gear by mistake and a confused older driver pressing the wrong pedal and then pressing it harder still because it's still moving...
Likely. We have Volvo EVs at work. Someone managed too lose control at parking speeds hit car on nearside bounce off it and damage two cars on the other side of the road.
He insists it surged without any throttle input. No fault found by Volvo. Big heavy car with over 400BHP equals big crash.

Krikkit

26,594 posts

182 months

Wednesday 8th May
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Rusty Old-Banger said:
Wing, bonnet, headlight, paint. Sub-£10k. Would be funny if the VW driver's insurance company insisted the AM was fixed at one of their "approved" (i.e. cheapest) repairers.
x5 for the price - the big clamshell bonnet won't be cheap. It'll also need front grill, arch liner, front inner clip, probably wiring loom, maybe an oil radiator or similar if it's in that lower left corner.

That's if the handrail hasn't damaged the A-pillar, if it has I'd bet on a write-off.

irc said:
Fastdruid said:
I'm going with automatic, in the wrong gear by mistake and a confused older driver pressing the wrong pedal and then pressing it harder still because it's still moving...
Likely. We have Volvo EVs at work. Someone managed too lose control at parking speeds hit car on nearside bounce off it and damage two cars on the other side of the road.
He insists it surged without any throttle input. No fault found by Volvo. Big heavy car with over 400BHP equals big crash.
The Tiguan is indeed an auto. Odd place for it to end up though.

Edited by Krikkit on Wednesday 8th May 14:40

Ken_Code

922 posts

3 months

Wednesday 8th May
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Rusty Old-Banger said:
Wing, bonnet, headlight, paint. Sub-£10k. Would be funny if the VW driver's insurance company insisted the AM was fixed at one of their "approved" (i.e. cheapest) repairers.
Grille, mirror, wheel arch liner, bumper, radiator, fan, wiring, brackets….

£40,000+

Second Best

6,413 posts

182 months

Thursday 9th May
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I would not be at all surprised if it was someone in their 30s taking a #tiktock selfie in front of an AM garage for clout, rather than some old biddy.

That said, I assume as a new Aston, even if it's part of the Timeless approved used set, would have very stringent repair requirements. If you told me that damage ended up costing £40k I would not be surprised in the slightest.

Edit: I know of someone who had an insurance bill of north of £80k for crashing into a then-new R8. Ouch.

Purosangue

992 posts

14 months

Thursday 9th May
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what's the bests that's an old driver in an automatic , who selected reverse then slammed the accelerator instead of the brake , when the car started to go backwards , happens all the time .

the paint alone will be 10k , as others have posted that's nearer 30k damage

johnoz

1,025 posts

193 months

Thursday 9th May
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https://www.carsnitch.co.uk/used-cars/aston-martin...

Yours for 210K and only 500 carful miles.

Roger Irrelevant

2,969 posts

114 months

Thursday 9th May
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J4CKO said:
It now a A Sat On Martin !
In a way it's a pity it wasn't a Transit that crashed, then it would have been a Vansquish.


Rushjob

1,868 posts

259 months

Thursday 9th May
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Good old sudden accelerator syndrome, bene to a good few in my time, some tragic, one quite funny...

Shout over the radio to me and one of my crews, please attend rtc Asda, Sutton in Ashfield, one car no injuries but possible public order issues,....

I asked, do you have an exact location please?

Checkout 8 was the response...

Yep, the driver ( late 70's male ) had finished his shopping, loaded up the car, put it in drive, pressed the accelerator thinking it was the brake, shot across the walkway, through the wall and come to rest against the checkouts!

Luckily that checkout and the ones around it were closed so there was no-one in the path of the car inside the store.

AyBee

10,555 posts

203 months

Thursday 9th May
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Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area said:
I used to live down the road with the writing on it and can’t work out why the VW would have been reversing anywhere near the junction, let alone at sufficient speed to mount the car.
I have no idea how you'd end up reversing in that direction and location at that junction, even if you meant to go forwards instead - bizarre!

Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area

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7,048 posts

190 months

Thursday 9th May
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AyBee said:
I have no idea how you'd end up reversing in that direction and location at that junction, even if you meant to go forwards instead - bizarre!
Exactly, it doesn’t make sense for the car to have been facing that way in that location. There must have been some Rapide backwards acceleration involved.

Swervin_Mervin

4,477 posts

239 months

Thursday 9th May
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Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area said:




This happened at the Aston dealership in Wilmslow. I used to live down the road with the writing on it and can’t work out why the VW would have been reversing anywhere near the junction, let alone at sufficient speed to mount the car.

How much do we think the insurance claim will be?
I worked for about 12yrs for a firm based in the offices directly opposite the Aston garage. Surely you've watched/been entertained by enough of the on-street parking efforts that go on along that street that you could well imagine how something like this has happened?! hehe

Used to be a sport int he summer, sitting in the Slug at lunch and watching the parking efforts

ArmaghMan

2,432 posts

181 months

Thursday 9th May
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Sad days...
I posted the famous/ infamous spoof Aston Martin ad....with the you're not the first but do you care strapline and a picture of a scantily clad woman but in no way pornographic and it was removed as "inappropriate".

To whoever found it offensive apologies.

speedking31

3,566 posts

137 months

Thursday 9th May
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The wall has come out of it remarkably unscathed.

JackJarvis

2,291 posts

135 months

Thursday 9th May
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I'd bet a few quid on it being an old dear who has has suffered from a randomly malfunctioning out-of-control car pedal confusion.

AyBee

10,555 posts

203 months

Thursday 9th May
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speedking31 said:
The wall has come out of it remarkably unscathed.
There was previously a short-ish dead-end sign where the VW ended up. I suspect said sign is beneath the VW acting as a ramp.

Julian Scott

2,613 posts

25 months

Monday 13th May
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I saw this, opposite my office. Was an old boy whose wife was in Cook next door - he'd dropped her off, went to reverse and hit the throttle rather than brake. He was very shaken up.

But....thank god there wasn't a pedestrian/mum & buggy/etc int he way at the time. Funny that all the sympathy he's had locally would have been very different if it were the Aston that ended up on top of the Tiguan (or if the accident had been caused by a young driver...!).


AND just yesterday, in the Sainsbury's car park literally round the corner, this happened. Same story, old driver hit the throttle instead of the brake.



J4CKO said:
Someone did similar to one of the parking ticket machines at Sainsburys the other day as well, must be some derp juice in the water.
You can still see the barriers round the ticket machine in question in the above photo!

AyBee

10,555 posts

203 months

Monday 13th May
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Who taught old people to stamp on the brake with such force? Really don't think people whose reaction times are so slow that they can't figure out they've pressed the wrong pedal before they're halfway up a car should be on the road. Scary!

Roger Irrelevant

2,969 posts

114 months

Monday 13th May
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I'm amazed that something like this hasn't happened in the small town where I live in the 10 years I've been here. The town centre is a typical old marketplace set-up where cars park end-on to the road, i.e. pointing straight at the shops a mere couple of metres away across the pavement. You see all sorts of...interesting driving/parking from old folks on a daily basis, and I don't think there's a piece of street furniture that hasn't been dinged at some point, but so far there's been no car/shopfront interaction. It'll happen tomorrow now I've said that.

CT05 Nose Cone

25,014 posts

228 months

Monday 13th May
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AyBee said:
Who taught old people to stamp on the brake with such force? Really don't think people whose reaction times are so slow that they can't figure out they've pressed the wrong pedal before they're halfway up a car should be on the road. Scary!
I imagine it's more of a "the brakes aren't working!" thought that causes them to instinctively hit the pedal harder and fly forwards.

CanAm

9,305 posts

273 months

Monday 13th May
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ArmaghMan said:
Sad days...
I posted the famous/ infamous spoof Aston Martin ad....with the you're not the first but do you care strapline and a picture of a scantily clad woman but in no way pornographic and it was removed as "inappropriate".

To whoever found it offensive apologies.
You'd have had a thumbup from me. I thought it was very tasteful. I still have a copy.