Worst aging cars?

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otolith

56,477 posts

205 months

Monday 13th May
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Tom8 said:
Weirdly I saw a Ford Scorpio the other day in a deep blue and it actually looked quite good....
Just saying, I've needed several new pairs of spectacles since I last saw a Ford Scorpio...

pheonix478

1,383 posts

39 months

Monday 13th May
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bedonde said:
Apologies if a re-post. The Mk1 Range Rover Spowarrt looks awfully dated now. Particularly as many are sporting scuffed black rims and shoddy window tints, or ‘urban’ lettering. They’re often driven by umpah lumpah orange ladies, or turkey teeth and heavily ‘inked’ males, which adds to the ensemble of classiness. Sorry, gone off on a pompous rant. Will get my coat etc.
You're not wrong though.

ae2006

180 posts

98 months

Monday 13th May
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MightyBadger said:
Forester1965 said:
I used to think these looked futuristic when they can out, 'big and awkward' seems more fitting these days.
+1

With the Ioniq 5 i am actually impressed by how fast it managed to look boring. Went from "Car from the year 2030" to "Charme of a Hyundai Accent" in 6 months.


Stick Legs

5,095 posts

166 months

Monday 13th May
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pheonix478 said:
bedonde said:
Apologies if a re-post. The Mk1 Range Rover Spowarrt looks awfully dated now. Particularly as many are sporting scuffed black rims and shoddy window tints, or ‘urban’ lettering. They’re often driven by umpah lumpah orange ladies, or turkey teeth and heavily ‘inked’ males, which adds to the ensemble of classiness. Sorry, gone off on a pompous rant. Will get my coat etc.
You're not wrong though.
All Range Rovers date like milk…

Until they reach 15-20 years old, then they start looking timeless.

The Wookie

13,982 posts

229 months

Monday 13th May
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E63eeeeee... said:
Nope. Uniformly dreadful. The worst driven cars by some distance. Maybe the windows are too small or something.
Mother in law has one, you can see all four corners easily and the mirrors are the same size as those on a Range Rover.

It’s just that they’re the weapon of choice for the elderly and incompetent.

bedonde

567 posts

231 months

Monday 13th May
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Stick Legs said:
All Range Rovers date like milk…

Until they reach 15-20 years old, then they start looking timeless.
The MK1 RR Sport is the exception to that rule though. Full fat Range Rovers, then yes agree they have a timeless appeal. The Spoowart just looks caaaaaaaancil.

Forester1965

1,828 posts

4 months

Monday 13th May
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bedonde said:
The MK1 RR Sport is the exception to that rule though. Full fat Range Rovers, then yes agree they have a timeless appeal. The Spoowart just looks caaaaaaaancil.
Now there aren't that many big Jaaaaags around, the RRS is the pub landlord's weapon of choice. Flat roof pub ahoy!

Purosangue

992 posts

14 months

Monday 13th May
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Stick Legs said:
pheonix478 said:
bedonde said:
Apologies if a re-post. The Mk1 Range Rover Spowarrt looks awfully dated now. Particularly as many are sporting scuffed black rims and shoddy window tints, or ‘urban’ lettering. They’re often driven by umpah lumpah orange ladies, or turkey teeth and heavily ‘inked’ males, which adds to the ensemble of classiness. Sorry, gone off on a pompous rant. Will get my coat etc.
You're not wrong though.
All Range Rovers date like milk…

Until they reach 15-20 years old, then they start looking timeless.
Land rovers

rear end styling



absolute stte design


Stick Legs

5,095 posts

166 months

Monday 13th May
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bedonde said:
The MK1 RR Sport is the exception to that rule though. Full fat Range Rovers, then yes agree they have a timeless appeal. The Spoowart just looks caaaaaaaancil.
I think that's mostly by association, once the rough ones have all been trashed & scrapped then the few survivors will be quite special.

I saw one of the original 4.2 Supercharged models with clear glass in the orange metallic recently. Completely original and I thought how nice it looked.


GeniusOfLove

1,462 posts

13 months

Monday 13th May
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Stick Legs said:
I think that's mostly by association, once the rough ones have all been trashed & scrapped then the few survivors will be quite special.

I saw one of the original 4.2 Supercharged models with clear glass in the orange metallic recently. Completely original and I thought how nice it looked.

I think you're right that part of it is association but they're also so obviously a load of poor quality parts shoddily put together you can even see it in photos, let alone in person.

Look at that orange one, the grille looks like an Aliexpress aftermarket part and is bowing along the bottom, and the silver plastic it and the wing vents are made from look like something Aiwa would have fitted to a £200 stereo in the 90s. Almost every part of the car just looks cheap and shonky, because it is.

To drive them is even worse, it feels like a lot of cheap plastic crap moving together roughly in the same direction rather than a solid item that is all of one piece. That alone makes them feel like the product of another era, that's how most cars felt back in the 80s.

Stick Legs

5,095 posts

166 months

Monday 13th May
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GeniusOfLove said:
Stick Legs said:
I think that's mostly by association, once the rough ones have all been trashed & scrapped then the few survivors will be quite special.

I saw one of the original 4.2 Supercharged models with clear glass in the orange metallic recently. Completely original and I thought how nice it looked.

I think you're right that part of it is association but they're also so obviously a load of poor quality parts shoddily put together you can even see it in photos, let alone in person.

Look at that orange one, the grille looks like an Aliexpress aftermarket part and is bowing along the bottom, and the silver plastic it and the wing vents are made from look like something Aiwa would have fitted to a £200 stereo in the 90s. Almost every part of the car just looks cheap and shonky, because it is.

To drive them is even worse, it feels like a lot of cheap plastic crap moving together roughly in the same direction rather than a solid item that is all of one piece. That alone makes them feel like the product of another era, that's how most cars felt back in the 80s.
I presume you aren't a fan.

I drove one recently and it felt quite nice.

Maybe I have just normalised JLR crappiness. beer

pheonix478

1,383 posts

39 months

Monday 13th May
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Stick Legs said:
pheonix478 said:
bedonde said:
Apologies if a re-post. The Mk1 Range Rover Spowarrt looks awfully dated now. Particularly as many are sporting scuffed black rims and shoddy window tints, or ‘urban’ lettering. They’re often driven by umpah lumpah orange ladies, or turkey teeth and heavily ‘inked’ males, which adds to the ensemble of classiness. Sorry, gone off on a pompous rant. Will get my coat etc.
You're not wrong though.
All Range Rovers date like milk…

Until they reach 15-20 years old, then they start looking timeless.
No I think bedonde is absolutely right to single out the Sport as very much the exception to the rule, a poorly ageing design not helped by the fact that they all seem to look completely shagged and unmaintained at this point. It's a good shout I think because they looked great when they came out.

pheonix478

1,383 posts

39 months

Monday 13th May
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Purosangue said:
absolute stte design
Why Land Rover? Just why? FFS

jamesbilluk

3,750 posts

184 months

Monday 13th May
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With the RRS, I've always thought this generation looked great, I used to have a silver TDV8, lovely thing to drive, and very nice interior as well, I think it looks better than the 2013 model


Forester1965

1,828 posts

4 months

Monday 13th May
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It looks like a RRS if Lego did RRS.

BricktopST205

1,083 posts

135 months

Tuesday 14th May
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I am not a fan of anything JLR really but I think the RRS has actually aged well compared to its competition at the time.

Volvo XC90, BMW E70, W164 ML, Audi Q7, J200 Land Cruiser.

Out of all of them only the Land Cruiser looks better imo.

MrGTI6

3,167 posts

131 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Forester1965 said:
Looks like it was inspired by a Russian military vehicle with that "Z" down the side of it. I suppose that's meant to draw your attention away from the fact that it's so slab-sided.

What a strange looking thing.

Evercross

6,078 posts

65 months

Tuesday 14th May
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pheonix478 said:
Much respect to anyone still running a Fisker Karma in in 2024!
Good luck to them. Apparently the software in them is horrendously glitchy and of course there are no updates. I saw a Youtube video recently that cited the only way to get them running following a software crash was to completely unplug the wiring loom from the power source, and then fingers crossed that everything came back to life again when you reconnected it.

If any system didn't revive then the car was effectively scrap.

Shame as it is an amazing looking thing.

vikingaero

10,504 posts

170 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Evercross said:
pheonix478 said:
Much respect to anyone still running a Fisker Karma in in 2024!
Good luck to them. Apparently the software in them is horrendously glitchy and of course there are no updates. I saw a Youtube video recently that cited the only way to get them running following a software crash was to completely unplug the wiring loom from the power source, and then fingers crossed that everything came back to life again when you reconnected it.

If any system didn't revive then the car was effectively scrap.

Shame as it is an amazing looking thing.
They'll be a prime candidate for a LS swap.

mickythefish

218 posts

7 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Tesla cars aren't attractive cars they were designed to be dull and harmless from the outset.