You can’t park there, mate

You can’t park there, mate

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Purosangue

992 posts

14 months

Monday 13th May
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ArmaghMan said:
Sad days...
I posted the famous/ infamous spoof Aston Martin ad....with the you're not the first but do you care strapline and a picture of a scantily clad woman but in no way pornographic and it was removed as "inappropriate".
you know why ??

because Ph mods don't think like Jean Hunt


MBVitoria

2,419 posts

224 months

Monday 13th May
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JackJarvis said:
I'd bet a few quid on it being an old dear who has has suffered from a randomly malfunctioning out-of-control car pedal confusion.
Old driver near me went through the hospital entrance!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cerpw048w9xo

speedking31

3,567 posts

137 months

Monday 13th May
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Horsey McHorseface said:
That's criminal. Must have caused £20k damage dragging it off. Would have been far better to hilift jack it and damage the VW that's worth less than that.

Wonderman

2,299 posts

196 months

Tuesday 14th May
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speedking31 said:
Horsey McHorseface said:
That's criminal. Must have caused £20k damage dragging it off. Would have been far better to hilift jack it and damage the VW that's worth less than that.
And just wait until they get the bill from the council for that sign post and pavement damage, probably cost more than the Aston repairs...

Robertb

1,522 posts

239 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Roger Irrelevant said:
J4CKO said:
It now a A Sat On Martin !
In a way it's a pity it wasn't a Transit that crashed, then it would have been a Vansquish.
Bravo!

Bobupndown

1,868 posts

44 months

Tuesday 14th May
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CanAm said:
ArmaghMan said:
Sad days...
I posted the famous/ infamous spoof Aston Martin ad....with the you're not the first but do you care strapline and a picture of a scantily clad woman but in no way pornographic and it was removed as "inappropriate".

To whoever found it offensive apologies.
You'd have had a thumbup from me. I thought it was very tasteful. I still have a copy.
Go on, post it again!

CanAm

9,309 posts

273 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Bobupndown said:
Go on, post it again!
Just Google "Aston Martin you're not the first". It's on X Twitter

Daston

6,081 posts

204 months

Tuesday 14th May
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I dread to think how much carnage the older lot will cause with EV on the rise.

bristolracer

5,555 posts

150 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Daston said:
I dread to think how much carnage the older lot will cause with EV on the rise.
They must be thankful for their low insurance premiums being subsidised by all the careful younger drivers out there.

AyBee

10,555 posts

203 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Daston said:
I dread to think how much carnage the older lot will cause with EV on the rise.
Lol. There's always someone who has to mention EVs in a thread that has nothing to do with them. Most EVs slow as soon as you remove your foot from the accelerator pedal so probably safer.

Rushjob

1,869 posts

259 months

Wednesday 15th May
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AyBee said:
Daston said:
I dread to think how much carnage the older lot will cause with EV on the rise.
Lol. There's always someone who has to mention EVs in a thread that has nothing to do with them. Most EVs slow as soon as you remove your foot from the accelerator pedal so probably safer.
LOL.

There's always someone who hasn't actually read the thread, but decides to comment anyway showing themselves to be a bit of a buffoon.

To save anyone else the crayons, the incident is most likely due to the driver in a mild state of confusion pressing the ACCELERATOR instead of the brake and an EV car would do exactly the same as an ICE car under those circs.

However, with their far greater rate of acceleration from a stop and greater weight by comparison, I agree that the resultant impact of an EV being poorly driven under similar circumstances is likely to be a little greater, hence a bit more carnage.....

NDA

21,701 posts

226 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Thankfully a car rather than a person standing there.

CKY

1,448 posts

16 months

Wednesday 15th May
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AyBee said:
Daston said:
I dread to think how much carnage the older lot will cause with EV on the rise.
Lol. There's always someone who has to mention EVs in a thread that has nothing to do with them. Most EVs slow as soon as you remove your foot from the accelerator pedal so probably safer.
Yes they do have a higher rate of deceleration when you remove your foot from the accelerator pedal, however as in the couple of instances from this thread, how would that have any relevance when someone cluelessly 'mashes the loud pedal' instead of hitting the brake? If anything the fact an EV can deliver massive torque from 0 revs would worsen the possible consequences.

otolith

56,492 posts

205 months

Wednesday 15th May
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AyBee said:
Who taught old people to stamp on the brake with such force? Really don't think people whose reaction times are so slow that they can't figure out they've pressed the wrong pedal before they're halfway up a car should be on the road. Scary!
They stamp on it harder when the car doesn't stop!

I do wonder whether a mistake was made teaching drivers that the same foot should operate both pedals in an automatic. If it were the norm to drive two-footed, footwells could be arranged so that you couldn't easily press the wrong pedal.

AceRockatansky

2,151 posts

28 months

Wednesday 15th May
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otolith said:
Fastdruid said:
I'm going with automatic, in the wrong gear by mistake and a confused older driver pressing the wrong pedal and then pressing it harder still because it's still moving...
Me too.
Sure my wife did this. Here she is waiting for the gate to open:



Can't park there luv:



Definitely broken! hehe


Julian Scott

2,613 posts

25 months

Wednesday 15th May
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bristolracer said:
Daston said:
I dread to think how much carnage the older lot will cause with EV on the rise.
They must be thankful for their low insurance premiums being subsidised by all the careful younger drivers out there.
Not sure they premiums are low anymore (and the olive two stories are probably why..!)

I'm just trying to get my 87yr old father-in-law insured on the 20yr old mini he's been driving for 20years. £1,200. It's only worth £800.

We're toying with selling him my wife's 2019 118i - that would be £1,500. We're in pretty much the same postcode and my wife pays £230 on the 1-series currently, and I pay £750 on my SVR.

Julian Scott

2,613 posts

25 months

Wednesday 15th May
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otolith said:
AyBee said:
Who taught old people to stamp on the brake with such force? Really don't think people whose reaction times are so slow that they can't figure out they've pressed the wrong pedal before they're halfway up a car should be on the road. Scary!
They stamp on it harder when the car doesn't stop!

I do wonder whether a mistake was made teaching drivers that the same foot should operate both pedals in an automatic. If it were the norm to drive two-footed, footwells could be arranged so that you couldn't easily press the wrong pedal.
Bit awkward when they learnt on a manual though.....

Julian Scott

2,613 posts

25 months

Wednesday 15th May
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AceRockatansky said:
otolith said:
Fastdruid said:
I'm going with automatic, in the wrong gear by mistake and a confused older driver pressing the wrong pedal and then pressing it harder still because it's still moving...
Me too.
Sure my wife did this. Here she is waiting for the gate to open:



Can't park there luv:



Definitely broken! hehe

Trying.....not.....to.....laugh.... (especially the last picture trying to put the lamps back in)

Sorry.

valiant

10,407 posts

161 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Julian Scott said:
Not sure they premiums are low anymore (and the olive two stories are probably why..!)

I'm just trying to get my 87yr old father-in-law insured on the 20yr old mini he's been driving for 20years. £1,200. It's only worth £800..
It’s not so much what your car is worth but what you hit as the picture the op posted clearly demonstrates!

Julian Scott

2,613 posts

25 months

Wednesday 15th May
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valiant said:
Julian Scott said:
Not sure they premiums are low anymore (and the olive two stories are probably why..!)

I'm just trying to get my 87yr old father-in-law insured on the 20yr old mini he's been driving for 20years. £1,200. It's only worth £800..
It’s not so much what your car is worth but what you hit as the picture the op posted clearly demonstrates!
....which kind of proves my point wink