Nosing the Stilton

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Saddle bum

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4,211 posts

220 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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Nearly lost it, didn't I?

At a function the other night and the cheese came arond. Nice bit of Stilton looked inviting.

Then some tt takes his knife and cuts the nose right off it and looks so fking pleased with himself. Where have these morons been. fking ignorant bd. My face must have given the game away, because he asked if everything was alright. I said I would make do with some of the other cheese on offer. He still didn't get it.

Felt like taking the rest and shoving it up his arse.

Gorilla Boy

7,808 posts

174 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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Seriously? rofl

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

199 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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I bet he put the decanter down too before everyone was full! Animal.

Mr Pies

8,855 posts

188 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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Mr Pies

8,855 posts

188 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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Does cheese even have a nose? What the fk is a cheese nose?

GTiVR6

3,619 posts

202 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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Is this some kind of euphemism?

Caruso

7,440 posts

257 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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I thought I was going to learn a new PH euphemism...am now disappointed.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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Should have given the bounder a sound drubbing.

Probably in trade.

Gorilla Boy

7,808 posts

174 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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Mr Pies said:
hehe

Cutting the nose off cheese? Oh dear you sad sad individual thumbup

DrTre

12,955 posts

233 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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Think you'll find the connoisseur knows the true value of stilton lies in the outer circumference and rind.

I was very spoilt as a child and my parents were very selfless and let me have that bit while they had the middle bit.

ClaphamGT3

11,311 posts

244 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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If you will go to the sort of events that allow grammar-school oiks in, what do you expect?

Digger

14,702 posts

192 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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mattnunn

14,041 posts

162 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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Gratuitous "I go to functions" thread, nothing to see here.

Lost soul

8,712 posts

183 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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Saddle bum said:
Nearly lost it, didn't I?

At a function the other night and the cheese came arond. Nice bit of Stilton looked inviting.

Then some tt takes his knife and cuts the nose right off it and looks so fking pleased with himself. Where have these morons been. fking ignorant bd. My face must have given the game away, because he asked if everything was alright. I said I would make do with some of the other cheese on offer. He still didn't get it.

Felt like taking the rest and shoving it up his arse.
But you did not , even when asked you did not mention what was making you so sulky

Put up or shut up , dont come crying like a little girl to us

Charlie Michael

2,750 posts

185 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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I bet the plonker used his own knife to cut the cheese didn't he?

Jeez, some folks have no idea. Bloody savages...

ClaphamGT3

11,311 posts

244 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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Charlie Michael said:
I bet the plonker used his own knife to cut the cheese didn't he?

Jeez, some folks have no idea. Bloody savages...
And undoubtedly a hired dinner jacket

Charlie Michael

2,750 posts

185 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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ClaphamGT3 said:
Charlie Michael said:
I bet the plonker used his own knife to cut the cheese didn't he?

Jeez, some folks have no idea. Bloody savages...
And undoubtedly a hired dinner jacket
Lest we forget about the wine he brought. Tut tut tut.

ClaphamGT3

11,311 posts

244 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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Charlie Michael said:
ClaphamGT3 said:
Charlie Michael said:
I bet the plonker used his own knife to cut the cheese didn't he?

Jeez, some folks have no idea. Bloody savages...
And undoubtedly a hired dinner jacket
Lest we forget about the wine he brought. Tut tut tut.
Possibly had the bottom button of his waistcoat done up /shudder/

Lost soul

8,712 posts

183 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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ClaphamGT3 said:
Possibly had the bottom button of his waistcoat done up /shudder/
ohhh my god , what an oaf

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Monday 11th June 2012
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It is no exaggeration to state that the fellow has done more harm to mankind than Hitler, Stalin, Vlad the impaler, Pol Pot, Osama Bin Laden, and Piers Morgan combined.

It was a violation of the OP, worse than rape. So much worse.

Genocide would have been significantly less offensive.

I am increasingly concerned that many PHers may take their own lives, and those of their families, to avoid the horror of continuing to endure the bleak existence of living in the sort of world where such atrocities are allowed to happen.


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