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goldblum
Original Poster
6,715 posts
36 months
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It was 80's rock in the car today and from the album Rising Force by Yngwie Malmstein came track number 6.A real old school rock bruiser called 'As Above.So Below.'
First three lines:
There's a hole in the sky
But don't ask me why
Because I don't know
At which point I'm afraid I laughed and changed the track,but it did get me thinking.
Any other awful opening lines spring to mind?
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RobDickinson
15,220 posts
123 months
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Malmstein was all about the widdly guitar, who listens to the words?
Should have stuck to mostly instrumentals like Sach
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ratbane
1,260 posts
85 months
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I'm a river, I'm a giver
I'm a lone tree
And a long, long way from home.
Uli John Roth - I rest my case.
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davepoth
19,858 posts
68 months
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DoctorX
1,208 posts
36 months
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Not sure whether this is classed as rock, but the way they shoe-horn this line into the song always amuses:
"....As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti..."
Toto, Africa
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jesusbuiltmycar
2,591 posts
123 months
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Krokus said: Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Long stick, Long stick,
Long Stick goes boom
Long stick goes, its gonna go, its gonna go,
Its gonna go, Long stick gonna go
Its gonna go boom
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goldblum
Original Poster
6,715 posts
36 months
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(Said with Swiss accent) So...the long stick is going to go 'boom',yes?
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Fastra
3,687 posts
78 months
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Anything mid 80's KISS written by Gene Simmons - well anything by him really! "Cause when I go through her, it's just like a hot knife through butter, ooh yeah" 
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Embryonic
2,195 posts
44 months
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Bon Jovi.
Arrange these phrases in order of your preference:
It's all right
In this hard life
Down this open road
Not afraid to fight
Gotta hold on
Look in these eyes
This feeling inside
Can't go back
It's my life
Get back on track
Repeat 11 times, release new album. Job's a good 'un.
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Zod
23,253 posts
127 months
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Rainbow, All Night Long:
"I saw you standing there by the stage
Your black stockings and your see-through dress
You mouth is open but I don't want to hear you say good night
You're sorta young but you're overage
I don't care cos I like your style
Don't know about your brain but you look alright"
Hilariously sexist.
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rhinochopig
16,048 posts
67 months
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Most Chili's songs, but this in particular:
Can I smell your gasoline
Can I pet your wolverine
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CrabDan
568 posts
12 months
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Coming to me in the morning, leaving me at night.
Coming to me in the morning, leaving me alone.
You've got that rainbow feel but the rainbow has a beard.
Running to me a-cryin' when he throws you out.
Running to me a-cryin', on your own again.
You've got that pure feel, such good responses,
But the picture has a mustache.
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Alfanatic
5,978 posts
88 months
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Shudder, by Psyched Up Janis.
Great song, just don't pay too much attention to what they're saying:
Don't you want to shudder I guess it's okay
Dont you want to be wrapped in summer's arms
Don't you want to drift in the sidestreets' glow
Dont you want to drink her squeal of joy
Experimental summer you better not die
Summer-tidal-visions you better not hide
Verdant fields my sadness you better not leave
The grass will make you shudder you better not die
Don't you want to see her
She makes a good friend
Don't you want to be here before
Summer ends!
Repeat bits and pieces for another two minutes or so
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JonRB
39,382 posts
141 months
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My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottom Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em ~~ Spinal Tap.
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OlberJ
11,938 posts
102 months
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Everything by Nickleback.
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K12beano
14,358 posts
144 months
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Terrible and just plain annoying: "Some people call me the Space Cowboy, some call me the Gangster of Love [Yeah - OK, I'm sort of with you so far......] Some call me Maurice, 'cos I speak of the pompatus of love..." [Doh!  }
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BorkFactor
4,864 posts
27 months
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Nickelback - especially the Dark Horse album!
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Zod
23,253 posts
127 months
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JonRB said: My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottom Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em ~~ Spinal Tap. Yes, but that's comedy writing. (you do realise that, I hope  )
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Chalky White
405 posts
84 months
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Master of things. Master of light.
Songs cast alight on you. All pure chance.
Hark thru dark ties. As exists cross divided.
That tunnel us out of sane existence. In all encircling mode.
In challenge as direct. Oh closely guided plan.
As eyes see young stars assemble.
I win. Love the song, don't have a scooby what he's on about.
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UnderTheRadar
451 posts
42 months
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JonRB said: My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottom Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em ~~ Spinal Tap. Genuine LOL at this - surely the winner?
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