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Ray Luxury-Yacht
6,374 posts
85 months
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Motorheads 'Fire Fire'... "Fire fire - thick black smoke!" "Fire fire - ain't no joke!" They don't write 'em like that anymore 
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JonRB
39,394 posts
141 months
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zax said: Def Leppard's "Let's get rocked" is pretty appalling... hard to know where to start: Oh, all I wanna do is take a ride into the blue Ev'ry time I want to love you I get stuck inside my room Heaven knows I'm sick'n'tired of dancin' with this broom I feel lucky today Hey, look at that man! Do ya wanna get rocked? Do ya wanna get rocked? Indeed  Don't forget all the deeply witty and subtle innuendo like "let's get the rock outta here", "I suppose a rock's out of the question?", "rock the night away" and "let's go all the way - let's get rocked" Poetry, man. Pure poetry.
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Alfanatic
5,980 posts
88 months
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JonRB said: zax said: Def Leppard's "Let's get rocked" is pretty appalling... hard to know where to start: Oh, all I wanna do is take a ride into the blue Ev'ry time I want to love you I get stuck inside my room Heaven knows I'm sick'n'tired of dancin' with this broom I feel lucky today Hey, look at that man! Do ya wanna get rocked? Do ya wanna get rocked? Indeed Don't forget all the deeply witty and subtle innuendo like "let's get the rock outta here", "I suppose a rock's out of the question?", "rock the night away" and "let's go all the way - let's get rocked" Poetry, man. Pure poetry. Yes, and it did make up for it by opening with "I'm your average, ordinary everyday kid, happy to do nothing... 'fact that's what I did"
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spud989
1,105 posts
49 months
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Anything by Nickelback, Muse or any other faux-alternative s  te. About as much depth as Cheryl Cole. And I'm not talking about her front bum.
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gbbird
4,900 posts
113 months
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Mastodon2 said: That album was utter s t. Here are some pretty stinky lines... "Holy diver, you've been down to long in the midnight sea, Oh what's becoming of me? Ride the tiger, you can see his stripes but you know he's clean, Oh can't you see what I mean?" WTF does that even mean? Mr dio was clearly in a different world than the rest of us. Bad lyrics, made great. "hanging from the cobwebs in your mind, it looks like a long long way to fall"
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AndyNetwork
1,357 posts
63 months
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TwigtheWonderkid said: so many.
Ralf McTell, Streets of London
"yestersay's papers, full of yesterdays news."
Actually, yesterday's papers were full of the day before yesterday's news, that's the way papers work, you idiot.
Bypassing the fact Ralf McTell is a folk singer, and we are talking rock songs here, given that he is talking about London, there are a number of evening papers available, and therefore yesterdays evening paper could very well be talking about yesterdays news.
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HorneyMX5
871 posts
19 months
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Just as he hit
The ground
They lowered a tow that
Stuck in his neck to the gills
Fragments of sobiquets
riddle me this
three half eaten corneas
who hit the area
Stalk the ground
Stalk the ground
You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stained walks crutch in hobbled sway
Autodafe
A capulary hint of red
Only this manupod
Crescent in shape has escaped
The house half the way
Fell empty with teeth
That split both his lips
Mark these words
One day this chalk outline will circle this city
Was he robbed of the asphalt that cushioned his face
A room colored charlatan
Hid in a safe
Stalk the ground
Stalk the ground
You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stain walks crutch in hobbled sway
Autodafe
A capulary hint of red
Only this manupod
Crescent in shape
Has escaped
Pull the pins
Save your grace
Mark these words
On his grave
You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stain walks crutch in hobbled sway
Autodafe
A capulary hint of red
Everyone knows the last toes are
Always the coldest to go
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Zaxxon
4,057 posts
29 months
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Oasis - Champagne Supernova
"Slowly walking down the hall/Faster than a cannonball"
Canonballs walk do they Noel?
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TwigtheWonderkid
6,029 posts
19 months
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goldblum said: The other 2 I suspect you plagiarised off another site.
Did I claim otherwise? t t!
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Alfanatic
5,980 posts
88 months
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Zaxxon said: Oasis - Champagne Supernova
"Slowly walking down the hall/Faster than a cannonball"
Canonballs walk do they Noel? Oh yeah, how could I forget Oasis? They're the champions on this topic.
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fido
9,383 posts
124 months
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Symbolica said: I was always totally confused by the lyric: "Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the rock and roll!"From Jefferson Starship - We Built this CityPresumably they meant Mambo, unless they're suggesting that Marconi played a snake, but either way it makes no sense at all  Cracking song, but yes totally awfully lyrics, that sound really uncool played loudly on your car stereo. I will defend Oasis lyrics though - they make sense if you close your eyes and let the words and music fill an imaginary landscape. Ok, it's not Bob Dylan but you can't knock their songs unless you're the same music snobs who don't like Adele (because she's a bit Croydon).
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neilr
887 posts
132 months
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Surely Kiss should get a mention for C'mon and Love me (amongst many)......
She's a dancer, a romancer
I'm a Capricorn and she's a Cancer
She saw my picture in a music magazine
When she met me, said she'd get me
Touched her hips and told me that she'd let me
I took her hand, baby this is what I said
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Flawless Victory
420 posts
34 months
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Queen - C-Lebrity I want to be a star in a Broadway musical They're gonna love me, I can't sing or dance at all Some may say I'm lackadaisical and if I was real good I'd stand no chance at all 
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JuniorD
3,066 posts
92 months
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Flawless Victory said: Queen - C-Lebrity I want to be a star in a Broadway musical They're gonna love me, I can't sing or dance at all Some may say I'm lackadaisical and if I was real good I'd stand no chance at all Amongst some gems Queen have produce some monumental amounts of s t over the years! One of the worst I've heard is "Say It's Not True" from two exponents of Rock - Paul Rogers & Roger Taylor: ...With the wonders of science All the knowledge we've stored Magic cocktails for lives People just can't afford...
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jesusbuiltmycar
2,591 posts
123 months
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HorneyMX5 said: Just as he hit
The ground
They lowered a tow that
Stuck in his neck to the gills
Fragments of sobiquets
riddle me this
three half eaten corneas
who hit the area
Stalk the ground
Stalk the ground
You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stained walks crutch in hobbled sway
Autodafe
A capulary hint of red
Only this manupod
Crescent in shape has escaped
The house half the way
Fell empty with teeth
That split both his lips
Mark these words
One day this chalk outline will circle this city
Was he robbed of the asphalt that cushioned his face
A room colored charlatan
Hid in a safe
Stalk the ground
Stalk the ground
You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stain walks crutch in hobbled sway
Autodafe
A capulary hint of red
Only this manupod
Crescent in shape
Has escaped
Pull the pins
Save your grace
Mark these words
On his grave
You should have seen
The curse that flew right by you
Page of concrete
Stain walks crutch in hobbled sway
Autodafe
A capulary hint of red
Everyone knows the last toes are
Always the coldest to go mars volta said: Exo-skeletal junction at the railroad delayed..... I think most Mars Volta lyrics are very clever - Se-loused in the Comatorium is a fantastic concept album. If you know what it is about the lyrics to all of the songs make sense.
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Driller
5,236 posts
147 months
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"Gonna be a rock n roll, a rock n roll star.....yes I are" 
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TwigtheWonderkid
6,029 posts
19 months
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Driller said: "Gonna be a rock n roll, a rock n roll star.....yes I are" Well he isn't going make it as an English teacher!
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goldblum
Original Poster
6,732 posts
36 months
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TwigtheWonderkid said: Driller said: "Gonna be a rock n roll, a rock n roll star.....yes I are" Well he isn't going make it as an English teacher! Because he's dead?
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TwigtheWonderkid
6,029 posts
19 months
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goldblum said: TwigtheWonderkid said: Driller said: "Gonna be a rock n roll, a rock n roll star.....yes I are" Well he isn't going make it as an English teacher! Because he's dead? No, one of my English teachers was dead. Or appeared to be.
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thetapeworm
4,703 posts
108 months
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Seventh Church Of The Apocalyptic Lawnmower - Lawnmower Deth said: Enter the church,
See the death,
Hear the lawnmower,
On Satan's breath.
Enter the church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower
Rape the virgin,
Blades destroy the cross,
Blood, gore and carnage,
The lawnmower mosh.
Enter the church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower
Decomposing grassboxes,
Carnage, blood and gore,
Satanistic lawnmowers,
Craving for more.
Enter the church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower
Bob Marley ...AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH. Or anything else by Lawnmower Deth really.
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