Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

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abzmike

8,545 posts

108 months

Thursday 2nd May
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james6546 said:
Actually better inside than I was expecting

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139879604
Like a time capsule - Can imagine an elderly lady has lived there all her days.
Nice little plot - so live in it whilst building, then re-purpose the cottage.

FourWheelDrift

88,706 posts

286 months

Thursday 2nd May
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abzmike said:
james6546 said:
Actually better inside than I was expecting

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139879604
Like a time capsule - Can imagine an elderly lady has lived there all her days.
Nice little plot - so live in it whilst building, then re-purpose the cottage.
Miss Haversham?

Bonefish Blues

27,135 posts

225 months

Thursday 2nd May
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FourWheelDrift said:
abzmike said:
james6546 said:
Actually better inside than I was expecting

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/139879604
Like a time capsule - Can imagine an elderly lady has lived there all her days.
Nice little plot - so live in it whilst building, then re-purpose the cottage.
Miss Haversham?
This is all very old and heavily 'curated', but clean as a whistle. It's really unusual - oftentimes that's not the case as we see on many rather sad occasions. An elderly lady who maintained her fierce independence, I'd say smile

Pit Pony

8,817 posts

123 months

Thursday 2nd May
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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147465587?u...

Whilst there's so many things that are not to my taste, this footballers house, on a gated drive off the most exclusive road in Merseyside, has this particular feature which gets my internal elf and Satety nazi, angrily asking wtf.

I imagine you'd want anyone coming over for a barbecue tonight a waiver.

Bonefish Blues

27,135 posts

225 months

Thursday 2nd May
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Pit Pony said:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147465587?u...

Whilst there's so many things that are not to my taste, this footballers house, on a gated drive off the most exclusive road in Merseyside, has this particular feature which gets my internal elf and Satety nazi, angrily asking wtf.

I imagine you'd want anyone coming over for a barbecue tonight a waiver.
Hoses down a treat...

hidetheelephants

25,016 posts

195 months

Thursday 2nd May
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Handy if you have enemies who wear a lot of cologne or synthetic fibres. hehe

abzmike

8,545 posts

108 months

Thursday 2nd May
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Bonefish Blues said:
Pit Pony said:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147465587?u...

Whilst there's so many things that are not to my taste, this footballers house, on a gated drive off the most exclusive road in Merseyside, has this particular feature which gets my internal elf and Satety nazi, angrily asking wtf.

I imagine you'd want anyone coming over for a barbecue tonight a waiver.
Hoses down a treat...
The blood? Looks like a deathtrap.

Bonefish Blues

27,135 posts

225 months

Thursday 2nd May
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abzmike said:
Bonefish Blues said:
Pit Pony said:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147465587?u...

Whilst there's so many things that are not to my taste, this footballers house, on a gated drive off the most exclusive road in Merseyside, has this particular feature which gets my internal elf and Satety nazi, angrily asking wtf.

I imagine you'd want anyone coming over for a barbecue tonight a waiver.
Hoses down a treat...
The blood? Looks like a deathtrap.
Practical finishes Timothy, practical finishes. Friends will only bring their kids once biggrin

fouroaks

641 posts

146 months

Thursday 2nd May
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No TV in this sitting room, just a strange art installation. Picture 4
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147500573#/...

blue_haddock

3,311 posts

69 months

Thursday 2nd May
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fouroaks said:
No TV in this sitting room, just a strange art installation. Picture 4
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147500573#/...
Sex swing......

FourWheelDrift

88,706 posts

286 months

Thursday 2nd May
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fouroaks said:
No TV in this sitting room, just a strange art installation. Picture 4
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147500573#/...
Maybe they sit on the sofa and stare at whatever they have hanging in the red hammock.

dundarach

5,131 posts

230 months

Thursday 2nd May
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Bonefish Blues said:
abzmike said:
Bonefish Blues said:
Pit Pony said:
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147465587?u...

Whilst there's so many things that are not to my taste, this footballers house, on a gated drive off the most exclusive road in Merseyside, has this particular feature which gets my internal elf and Satety nazi, angrily asking wtf.

I imagine you'd want anyone coming over for a barbecue tonight a waiver.
Hoses down a treat...
The blood? Looks like a deathtrap.
Practical finishes Timothy, practical finishes. Friends will only bring their kids once biggrin
All that fking money and wires dangling down from wall TV's.

If and it's a massive IF, if you really need a wall telly and have wires dangling down, you should be shot!

Little Lofty

3,319 posts

153 months

Friday 3rd May
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I lived just around the corner from this house a fews years back, I think the owner from back then has passed away. It could be nice again with a few bob spent on it.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147373697#/...

Sporky

6,460 posts

66 months

Friday 3rd May
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The bathroom is spectacular!

Little Lofty

3,319 posts

153 months

Friday 3rd May
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Sporky said:
The bathroom is spectacular!
Yes, the agent definitely saved the best to last biggrin

Bonefish Blues

27,135 posts

225 months

Friday 3rd May
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Little Lofty said:
Sporky said:
The bathroom is spectacular!
Yes, the agent definitely saved the best to last biggrin
The sort of bath that a moustachioed stud with a towel round his waist would bring a young lady a Cinzano whilst she luxuriated in bubbles.

Sporky

6,460 posts

66 months

Friday 3rd May
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Bonefish Blues said:
The sort of bath that a moustachioed stud with a towel round his waist would bring a young lady a Cinzano whilst she luxuriated in bubbles.
I liked it before you posted this.

Now I love it and must own the house.

FilH

637 posts

146 months

Friday 3rd May
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Little Lofty said:
I lived just around the corner from this house a fews years back, I think the owner from back then has passed away. It could be nice again with a few bob spent on it.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147373697#/...
Snooker table and bar in the house, I see no nightmare here?

soxboy

6,359 posts

221 months

Friday 3rd May
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Little Lofty said:
I lived just around the corner from this house a fews years back, I think the owner from back then has passed away. It could be nice again with a few bob spent on it.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147373697#/...

Definitely need Historic England to list that interior.

I bet there’s a TV/ film location scout looking at that right now.

DaveyBoyWonder

2,555 posts

176 months

Friday 3rd May
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I'll take your 70s pornstar bathroom and present its neglected sibling: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/145539164#/...