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Oldred_V8S
1,735 posts
108 months
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When you have to enter your DOB on a web site and the year of your birth is way down in the drop down list.
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Use Psychology
9,919 posts
62 months
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all your friends are dead.
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Use Psychology
9,919 posts
62 months
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your wife died and becuase you can't cook you buy ready made porridge from marks and spencers and heat it through in a saucepan. 
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Davey S2
8,674 posts
124 months
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6th Gear said: The Black Flash said: Good grief! Retro, my butt.
I do get some funny looks when I take my '94 GT Pantera out to the local MTB trails. "How can you ride offroad without suspension" etc etc. Speaking of GT, they did some iconic BMX bikes in the eighties. I remember lusting over the 'GT World Tour' when I was 12.  Eddie Fiola - The Flying Banana 
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Use Psychology
9,919 posts
62 months
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you lose voluntary control of bowel movements.
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TorqueVR
907 posts
69 months
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It's when your narrow waistline and your broad mind start swapping over.
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When what you think is bloody hilarious is now so unacceptable you can only tell your closest mate
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King Herald
18,476 posts
86 months
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Mikeyboy said: When you realise that it was twenty plus thirt five years ago since you were at school Edited for reasons....er.... I can't remember already . 
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the snowman
163 posts
60 months
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stewies_minion said: I'm getting old.
Whenever it rains my immediate thought is - oooh. Good for the lawns.
It's slowly creeping up on me. s  t I've started doing this.
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rah1888
1,266 posts
57 months
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the snowman said: stewies_minion said: I'm getting old.
Whenever it rains my immediate thought is - oooh. Good for the lawns.
It's slowly creeping up on me. s t I've started doing this. Had this very conversation with a colleague this morning. We're both 32.
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cazzer
8,883 posts
118 months
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When you're in a pub and the barmaid is wearing a Ramones tour t-shirt and you point out that you want to one of the dates on the back.....You can guess the rest.
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Sam the Mut
773 posts
46 months
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when you can't trust a fart?
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angusc43
2,003 posts
78 months
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andy400 said: B.J.W said: You know you're old when you have an unexpected night on the lash - and you can just about function at 11.39 in the morning. You're doing well. For me, it's 11.39 the morning after the morning after! Add a further 24 hours for me.....
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angusc43
2,003 posts
78 months
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When an all nighter no longer means going clubbing till 7am. It just means managing not getting up for a pee before 7am.
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petethechemist
45 posts
35 months
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As a bloke I know called Clive once said:
"You know you're old when you drive past a school and realise you fancy the mums"
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Guvna
6,638 posts
50 months
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When snow stops being exciting
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Yoof Full Chav
27,641 posts
57 months
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Guvna said: When snow stops being exciting This, and christmas is just an excuse to have time away from work
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Council Baby
16,416 posts
60 months
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How the f k would you know?
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Yoof Full Chav
27,641 posts
57 months
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Council Baby said: How the f k would you know? So, so predictable, i was just working out who would be first to post that, you, LSI, CW7 or Gorilla Boy?? Should have guessed it would be you
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Council Baby
16,416 posts
60 months
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Yoof Full Chav said: So, so predictable, i was just working out who would be first to post that, you, LSI, CW7 or Gorilla Boy?? Should have guessed it would be you S'ok dole blagger, I've been on the receiving end of predictable today too, and I know how disappointed you'd be if nobody had done what you wanted.
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Yoof Full Chav
27,641 posts
57 months
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Council Baby said: Yoof Full Chav said: So, so predictable, i was just working out who would be first to post that, you, LSI, CW7 or Gorilla Boy?? Should have guessed it would be you S'ok dole blagger, I've been on the receiving end of predictable today too, and I know how disappointed you'd be if nobody had done what you wanted. Indeed, beer monkey, that is true
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