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Rostfritt
799 posts
20 months
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hidetheelephants said: BorkFactor said: I hear they like baking powder... I heard it was uncooked rice; in the interests of science please report the results. Baking powder because they can't fart and rice because it expands. This is the theory, we need proof!
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MartG
2,701 posts
73 months
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Rostfritt said: hidetheelephants said: BorkFactor said: I hear they like baking powder... I heard it was uncooked rice; in the interests of science please report the results. Baking powder because they can't fart and rice because it expands. This is the theory, we need proof! Uncooked rice dipped in baking powder ?
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Carthage
2,964 posts
13 months
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Students who don't think I know when they've plagiarised their work from essay selling sites.  Do they think that: a. we don't know about them; b. we don't have accounts on them to see the latest (usually dreadful) offering; or; c. that somehow when we run their work through Turnitin and Copycatch they'll mysteriously be immune? It's tragic that people so stupid exist.
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VictorMeldrew
8,265 posts
146 months
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Carthage said: It's tragic that people so stupid exist. Even more tragic that this would mean they get an A rather than an A+
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Carthage
2,964 posts
13 months
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VictorMeldrew said: ven more tragic that this would mean they get an A rather than an A+ Not true. Appropriate measures are in place.  We take them aside and beat them.
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Fabric
3,043 posts
61 months
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Carthage said: Students who don't think I know when they've plagiarised their work from essay selling sites. I *might* have ripped my high school Religious Education (so no great loss) essay from the internet, failed to proof read it, and neglected to omit a rather crude euphemism for masturbation that had been slipped into the middle section. That was an awkward conversation, in front of a year head struggling to contain his laughter and an R.E teacher with veins popping out her forehead... 
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Carthage
2,964 posts
13 months
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Fabric said: I *might* have ripped my high school Religious Education (so no great loss) essay from the internet, failed to proof read it, and neglected to omit a rather crude euphemism for masturbation that had been slipped into the middle section. That was an awkward conversation, in front of a year head struggling to contain his laughter and an R.E teacher with veins popping out her forehead... An 18yr old female student once handed me an essay which included the phrase 'in the 80's when I shipped bull semen from Nicaragua, I found...'
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DrTre
12,428 posts
101 months
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You can't leave her story there
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hidetheelephants
5,580 posts
62 months
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Fabric said: I *might* have ripped my high school Religious Education (so no great loss) essay from the internet, failed to proof read it, and neglected to omit a rather crude euphemism for masturbation that had been slipped into the middle section. That was an awkward conversation, in front of a year head struggling to contain his laughter and an R.E teacher with veins popping out her forehead... How things have changed; our RE teacher was so painfully 'down with the kids'(where are you now Mr. Teale?) he'd have awarded extra marks for interpretation.
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Tyre Tread
6,317 posts
85 months
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Pothole
18,003 posts
151 months
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MartG said: Rostfritt said: hidetheelephants said: BorkFactor said: I hear they like baking powder... I heard it was uncooked rice; in the interests of science please report the results. Baking powder because they can't fart and rice because it expands. This is the theory, we need proof! Uncooked rice dipped in baking powder ? steradent tablets are also good.
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Stuck In A Lift
1,434 posts
40 months
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Pothole said: MartG said: Rostfritt said: hidetheelephants said: BorkFactor said: I hear they like baking powder... I heard it was uncooked rice; in the interests of science please report the results. Baking powder because they can't fart and rice because it expands. This is the theory, we need proof! Uncooked rice dipped in baking powder ? steradent tablets are also good. Steradent. FFS!! (Revenge, oh sweet revenge) 
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fatboy18
8,525 posts
80 months
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BorkFactor
4,864 posts
27 months
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Stuck In A Lift said: Pothole said: MartG said: Rostfritt said: hidetheelephants said: BorkFactor said: I hear they like baking powder... I heard it was uncooked rice; in the interests of science please report the results. Baking powder because they can't fart and rice because it expands. This is the theory, we need proof! Uncooked rice dipped in baking powder ? steradent tablets are also good. Steradent. FFS!! (Revenge, oh sweet revenge)  I believe I have some of these items in the cupboard at the moment...
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CC07 PEU
637 posts
73 months
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Olympic football. Normal football is bad enough but this is ridiculous. Even worse though are people who think they're great because they've got Olympic football tickets. What a load of s  t.
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DrTre
12,428 posts
101 months
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An oldie but goldie...people not indicating on roundabouts. I fail to see why it's not acceptable to erect neon signs along our national highways with short, snappy messages that get people's attention. And no, I don't mean the winsome likes of "KEEP LEFT UNLESS OVERTAKING" I mean something eye-catching like "USE YOUR f kING INDICATORS YOU PROLAPSED HORSES S". It might, just might have an effect. ETA I'm not entirely joking, I really do think something with a shock tactic is the only way to get the message across. If people complain, tough.
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Vieste
9,034 posts
29 months
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Dulcolax advert and the other female crap i see.............pantie liners (p1ss catchers) who the hell pays for such adverts?if i was old and female i would sooner crap and p1ss myself and be happy.
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George H
10,193 posts
33 months
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AutoGlym Perfect Polishing Cloths. They aren't f king perfect, they leave loads of f king little bits of thread all over your freshly polished surface 
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George H
10,193 posts
33 months
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Oh, and anyone who uses the word 'douchebag'. f k off and take your f king stupid American expression with you, you 
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Balmoral
29,611 posts
117 months
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George H said: AutoGlym Perfect Polishing Cloths. They aren't f king perfect, they leave loads of f king little bits of thread all over your freshly polished surface But that goes with all the powder that AutoGlym leaves behind too  Hateful products, I am genuinely mystified at their popularity.
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