Your not on the list mate! If your names not down your not coming in!

Organised Road Cycle races - Just fk the fk of you selfish tts and let the traffic do what its supposed to.

And the self righteous 'Officials' who think its OK to close a section of road 'while the racers come through'. Just fk off. You have no authority and your fluorescent bib and red flag have no meaning in my world.

Why you think its OK to flout the rules of the road to suit you and your mates on a Sunday is beyond me.

Bunch of lycra clad knob jockey mongs!

Ay, it's a reet bd, I just tried to get down the Champs-Élysées.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjES-j7lptc

Got turned away from a 'club' in Newcastle a few years back. One of the boys had a tatt on his neck (tt ) and wouldn't fasten his shirt collar which would have covered it up.

Best bit was that both 'doormen' looked like the fking painted man!!

I've noticed recently a crop of roadside notices - most recently on the A30 in Staines iirc - saying something to the effect of "your litter puts roadside workers' lives at risk".

Given that I would never dream of chucking litter out of the car window - with the conscious exception of apple cores, which I vaguely hope will lay down roots and deliver up a constant supply of roadside apples at some point in the not too distant future - there is absolutely no reason why these signs should annoy me, as they're not aimed at me.

They do annoy me though.

1. They're fking sanctimonious.

2. Litter doesn't put roadside workers' lives at risk. Fast moving traffic coupled with driver or roadside worker inattention does that. If they weren't picking up litter from the side of one stretch of road, they'd be doing something else on the side of another stretch of road. They're called roadside workers because they work on the side of the road!!!

3. Unless, of course, if there wasn't enough other roadside work to keep them busy, in which case they'd be unemployed roadside workers, and doubtless very pissed off. Who knows, depression could drive some of them to take their own lives? In which case, a lack of litter put their lives at risk!

4. It reminds me that some vile tossers actually do throw litter out of car windows.

I am sure he didn't think it was serious...he probably just thought they were being bellends making up a no excuse as they didn't want him in.

WE have a new girl at work, not a looker and no real personality,So lucky old me get's her sitting next to me.

Anyway when she eats she smacks her lips, and will try and talk to you whilst eating. I am now at the stage where i just ignore the talking, figure if i don't talk back she'll STFU. but the lip smacking just boild my P***

I'm a miserable bd must be my getting old before my time, so here's a few that are going to cost me my sanity.....

1) Brits now using every yank word or phrase they can, Guys, truck, Whatever, not on my watch, etc..
2) Whistling & worst of all worble whistling - now I have too mute many TV progs when it starts (if I am not within arms reach of the remote when that bloody homebase ad. comes on I'm ready to kill)
3) Music on the news, I want information without the st 4th. rate disco diddle diddle racket, and ear splitting dum dum / boom boom to punctuate each different item
4) ignorant dog owners who put their mut out to constantly bark.
5) ignorant parents who annoyed at listening to their vile livestock making a racket send them out to play outside someone else's house.
6) the reams of menu's & other con man st they think they have a right to push through the letter box.
7) ignorant salesmen who think they have the right to disturb your privacy to make a sales pitch on your doorstep-then think your ignorant because you tell them to fk off.

Many more things boil my piss but I have to stop I have a suited, briefcase carrying, tt knocking on my door that clearly states what I don't want at it, or through it.

I'm watching Mythbusters. It started at 2100hrs. At 2104hrs they had a break.