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mattdaniels
5,116 posts
151 months
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Jonboy_t said: ***BREAKING NEWS*** The future of Paralympic football is in question this evening after two competing teams mistook a local village fete for a pitch and kicked the s  t out of the Morris dancers. It helps the "joke" to work if you mention the footballers are blind.
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smn159
1,259 posts
86 months
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mattdaniels said: It helps the "joke" to work if you mention the footballers are blind. Maybe they just didn't like Morris Dancers?
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K12beano
14,390 posts
144 months
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mattdaniels said: It helps the "joke" to work if you mention the footballers are blind. So, surely their guide dogs would see that the Morris Dancers were waving their white hankies in surrender?
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PeanutHead
7,548 posts
39 months
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K12beano said: So, surely their guide dogs would see that the Morris Dancers were waving their white hankies in surrender? But it's the bells, the bells.
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Don1
8,997 posts
77 months
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PeanutHead said: K12beano said: So, surely their guide dogs would see that the Morris Dancers were waving their white hankies in surrender? But it's the bells, the bells. Thanks Quasimodo.
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Ross1988
1,065 posts
52 months
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Life Saab Itch said: You want to be careful you dont have a panic attic. I hear they can be really Nazi.
Sorry. You pair are so jewvenile.
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Evangelion
2,577 posts
47 months
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I got arrested in Tesco this morning, but it wasn't my fault.
How was I to know that when the checkout girl said "Strip down, facing me," she meant my debit card?
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hurstg01
1,893 posts
112 months
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Evangelion said: I got arrested in Tesco this morning, but it wasn't my fault.
How was I to know that when the checkout girl said "Strip down, facing me," she meant my debit card? STOLEN for facebook 
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Pistom
674 posts
28 months
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There's got to be some good uns coming up about Max Bygraves. With a name like Bygraves and dying.
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PeanutHead
7,548 posts
39 months
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Fings ain't wot they used t'be, since max died
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Vieste
9,097 posts
29 months
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I was just going to post that from sickipedia.
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Shaw Tarse
19,184 posts
72 months
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Should he be called Max Ingraves?
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davhill
607 posts
53 months
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Will he be buried with pink and blue toothbrushes?
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Marty63
1,556 posts
43 months
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The human body has 7 trillion nerves.
My wife manages to get on every f*cking one of them!
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silverfoxcc
1,164 posts
14 months
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Max Bygraves punchline for the last few years
I'm going to tell you a story......... Oh i've forgotten the bloody thing
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Thom987
3,185 posts
35 months
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Bygraves by name, by graves by nature.
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Vipers
15,544 posts
97 months
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Bought a Roller the other day Which one? A Rolls canardly Whats that then, new to me Rolls downhill, can hardly get up the the other side.
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Morningside
16,792 posts
98 months
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>groan<
Next it will be the wooden car joke.
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ThunderSpook
1,413 posts
80 months
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You had a car made of wood? Wooden seats? Wooden wheels? Wooden dashboard? Was there anything wrong with it?
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rohrl
3,750 posts
14 months
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ThunderSpook said: You had a car made of wood? Wooden seats? Wooden wheels? Wooden dashboard? Was there anything wrong with it? It hasn't got a nose? How does your dog smell?
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