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davhill
606 posts
53 months
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Do a larch lap of honour.
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Fishtigua
2,981 posts
64 months
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davhill said: Do a larch lap of honour. Wired I want to do that? I'm chicken.
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davhill
606 posts
53 months
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Fishtigua said: Wired I want to do that? I'm chicken. As defence minister, I say you must, or you'll be 5-barred from the discussion. Go ahead, it'd be gate.
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Asterix
16,427 posts
97 months
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Smart Mart
4,084 posts
84 months
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Courtesy of Frankie Boyle on Twitter...
"Can we really blame Andre Santos from speeding away from police in his Maserati? After all it was the Met, and he is Brazilian."
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Ayahuasca
16,058 posts
148 months
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Pixelpeep said: wouldn't this have been better  ? Only if the wife was going to top herself.
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Don1
8,991 posts
77 months
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Ayahuasca said: Pixelpeep said: wouldn't this have been better ? Only if the wife was going to top herself. She got her just deserts.
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Smart Mart
4,084 posts
84 months
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Ayahuasca said: Only if the wife was going to top herself. Make sure she does it on a Sundae.
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fathomfive
6,887 posts
59 months
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Smart Mart said: Ayahuasca said: Only if the wife was going to top herself. Make sure she does it on a Sundae.  and why not help her get every little detail right? Make it her Dream Topping.
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Pixelpeep
821 posts
11 months
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what an angel delight 
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StevieBee
4,264 posts
124 months
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So, just got my exam results:
Honey Making: I got a B
Scouse: Got an AAAAA AA
Dyslexic Exams: I got a %$^
Horse Husbandry: I got a GG
Oceanography: C
etc....
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edo
12,573 posts
134 months
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StevieBee said: So, just got my exam results:
Honey Making: I got a B
Scouse: Got an AAAAA AA
Dyslexic Exams: I got a %$^
Horse Husbandry: I got a GG
Oceanography: C
etc.... Presumably an E for drug making
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Pork
7,835 posts
103 months
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I was working late last night when I got a text from the girlfriend.
Text: Thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.Whenyougethome,pleasegivemeanalternative.
I headed home as quickly as I could, but on the way I couldn't help but wonder what the hell 'ternative' meant.
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FraserLFA
4,931 posts
43 months
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Rob282828 said: Do we need some more from me? No. Never.
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Save Ferris
1,583 posts
82 months
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Prince Harry's father is said to have laughed off the naked photos that have been leaked to the media, saying "boys will be boys!"
Prince Charles however is said to be livid.
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RESSE
2,570 posts
90 months
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Save Ferris said: Prince Harry's father is said to have laughed off the naked photos that have been leaked to the media, saying "boys will be boys!"
Prince Charles however is said to be livid. Now that is funny. 
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Smart Mart
4,084 posts
84 months
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Congratulations to Liverpool Football Club who got A*'s in History and Woodwork GCSEs today...
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jammy_basturd
8,168 posts
81 months
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The same congratulations could not be extended to Tottenham however, who failed Metalwork. The examining board commented that it was if they'd never seen any silverware before.
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therealpigdog
2,197 posts
66 months
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StevieBee said: So, just got my exam results:
Honey Making: I got a B
Scouse: Got an AAAAA AA
Dyslexic Exams: I got a %$^
Horse Husbandry: I got a GG
Oceanography: C
etc.... I was extremely disappointed with the mark for my English Language coursework on the second person personal pronoun. At least I did a little bit better in German with my coursework on the feminine definite article.
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Asterix
16,427 posts
97 months
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I've just got a dog that's trained to bring me a glass of red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie.
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