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NotDave
20,951 posts
26 months
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Council Baby said: Big black Dildo and little dave then. You left her because you couldn;t keep up with 'the mamba'. S'ok Dave, BM loves you... Sometimes  That's the one. Yeah she does........ When she's not throwing a mental, or daydreaming about the manhood of a fat cockney
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Council Baby
16,097 posts
59 months
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NotDave said: daydreaming about the manhood of a fat cockney Wimmins... they luv it... innit.
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NotDave
20,951 posts
26 months
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Council Baby said: Wimmins... they luv it... innit. I have a 24 year old middle class friend from Lincolnshire. He talks exactly like that. It disturbs me, and I'm unsure which bit is most troubling
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Blown2CV
6,500 posts
72 months
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My equivalent of subway girl was a pastry chef. Me and a mate had a go... At the same time. We vowed never to talk of it again! So that's why I mentioned it on a public Internet forum. Oh and I had done and entire piss down my leg 10 minutes previously as she had no bulb in her bathroom (yes, that was the level). I'm more classy these days 
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NotDave
20,951 posts
26 months
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"subway girl" has now become a euphemism for "doing a desperate fat chick with no boundaries" amongst my friends
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Phil Dicky
3,650 posts
132 months
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Conian said: Council Baby said: Ah  2 6 inchers rather than a foot long? she'd charge extra for that, THATS TERRIBLE CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!! Someone should start a thread about that. good use of another legendary PH thread there 
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clarkey328is
2,071 posts
43 months
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I usually just go on a bit of a rampage, go out to the pub loads and just put myself out there. Last time I went on a pub crawl with some mates, brought a lovely Spanish girl home and 16 months later we are living together. Happy as Larry.
Good luck!
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