Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)
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talksthetorque said:
If anyone is feeling left out of this fart thread as they are naturally aflatulent, try these:
Taken for long term heartburn issues, they basically speed up your gastric action, to the point that 20 minutes after eating you could inflate a baloon in four or five goes.
Well that explains a lot. Mrs Toothless has been put on them!Taken for long term heartburn issues, they basically speed up your gastric action, to the point that 20 minutes after eating you could inflate a baloon in four or five goes.
When I was a lad my uncle Lou used to have a fart machine. It was a small hacksaw blade frame, but instead of a blade there was a strong elastic band, twisted round and round with a short bit of thin wood or plastic inserted into it. You wound the thing up, placed it between bum and seat, preferably a chair with really hard upholstery, and at the appropriate moment eased to one side to let the thing go. RRRIIIIPPP!
nonsequitur said:
slopes said:
nonsequitur said:
Jonmx said:
I was in the City Centre yesterday when an old boy walking in front of me emitted a trouser cough so loud it sounded like a dinosaur roaring. This was followed by him bursting into laughter and being berated by his clearly long suffering wife. The puerility of the whole situation had me and several others joining in the laughter.
I think farts always generate laughter, regardless of age. 
t! Wtf was that??"
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