Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Author
Discussion

carlo996

5,798 posts

22 months

Tuesday 30th April
quotequote all
C5_Steve said:
Who said I was perturbed? Just looking for context as your comment makes no sense. Perhaps if we could hear the internal monologue inside your mind we'd better understand but I'm not sure I'm prepared for that biglaugh
The monologue would be ‘why would someone care about someone making general conversation, they be paranoid’

AstonZagato

12,725 posts

211 months

Tuesday 30th April
quotequote all
R6tty said:
popeyewhite said:
B+Q has some large bags of compost, fertiliser etc stacked outside the front entrance. To buy you have to trolley the stuff in, pay, then trolley out again. The bags are in the easiest position I've ever seen to drive up, open your boot, put a couple in and drive off within 20 seconds. I wonder whether anyone has.
Maybe I live in a more trusting part of the world, but yesterday I asked if I had to bring a bag of compost in to scanned. 'No. Just tell me what you want and I'll do it here at the till'.
That's what I do at my independent garden centre. Walk in, ask to pay for X bags and either load them myself or they send someone else out to chuck them in the boot.

popeyewhite

20,024 posts

121 months

Tuesday 30th April
quotequote all
AstonZagato said:
R6tty said:
popeyewhite said:
B+Q has some large bags of compost, fertiliser etc stacked outside the front entrance. To buy you have to trolley the stuff in, pay, then trolley out again. The bags are in the easiest position I've ever seen to drive up, open your boot, put a couple in and drive off within 20 seconds. I wonder whether anyone has.
Maybe I live in a more trusting part of the world, but yesterday I asked if I had to bring a bag of compost in to scanned. 'No. Just tell me what you want and I'll do it here at the till'.
That's what I do at my independent garden centre. Walk in, ask to pay for X bags and either load them myself or they send someone else out to chuck them in the boot.
Last summer I pulled up outside to load x2 lawn fertiliser into the boot. Locked the car (there were only two bags left) and turned to walk into the store when a woman driver lowered her window down and had a go at me for selfish parking "can't you see where the parking bays are?" "Excuse me?"

GasEngineer

957 posts

63 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
popeyewhite said:
Last summer I pulled up outside to load x2 lawn fertiliser into the boot. Locked the car (there were only two bags left) and turned to walk into the store when a woman driver lowered her window down and had a go at me for selfish parking "can't you see where the parking bays are?" "Excuse me?"
Sounds like she had a point. Why didn't you move the car into a parking bay once you had loaded?

jamesson

3,000 posts

222 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
mko9 said:
If you remember to go to the ATM machine first, you'll have cash
I remember having a presentation at work from a couple of guys who were from the Financial Intelligence Team and on their PowerPoint slide it said "FIT Team".

They didn't get it when I pointed out the duplication.

Snatch1

181 posts

88 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
TV shows where somebody has a cup of coffee in a takeaway cup. There is clearly never any liquid in the cup, you can tell by the way they hold the cup that it's empty.

I understand they don't want to fill it with hot coffee, but why not fill it with water. That way when they hold it and when they take a sip it will look real.

I've no idea why it bothers me in the slightest but it does confused

Red9zero

6,954 posts

58 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
Snatch1 said:
TV shows where somebody has a cup of coffee in a takeaway cup. There is clearly never any liquid in the cup, you can tell by the way they hold the cup that it's empty.

I understand they don't want to fill it with hot coffee, but why not fill it with water. That way when they hold it and when they take a sip it will look real.

I've no idea why it bothers me in the slightest but it does confused
I'm with you there. It is so obvious and yet so simple to remedy.

beagrizzly

10,426 posts

232 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
Red9zero said:
Snatch1 said:
TV shows where somebody has a cup of coffee in a takeaway cup. There is clearly never any liquid in the cup, you can tell by the way they hold the cup that it's empty.

I understand they don't want to fill it with hot coffee, but why not fill it with water. That way when they hold it and when they take a sip it will look real.

I've no idea why it bothers me in the slightest but it does confused
I'm with you there. It is so obvious and yet so simple to remedy.
+1. Saw one the other day. He had apparently only just got the coffee, and yet swigged in such a manner that: a) it suggested there was no more than an inch of content in the cup, and b) the next scene should have been him in agony as he'd just burnt the st out of his mouth.

They think we don't notice these things, but we do!!! smile

popeyewhite

20,024 posts

121 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
GasEngineer said:
popeyewhite said:
Last summer I pulled up outside to load x2 lawn fertiliser into the boot. Locked the car (there were only two bags left) and turned to walk into the store when a woman driver lowered her window down and had a go at me for selfish parking "can't you see where the parking bays are?" "Excuse me?"
Sounds like she had a point. Why didn't you move the car into a parking bay once you had loaded?
Because I wasn't inconveniencing anyone else and it only took 60 seconds to pay. Also i enjoyed telling the harridan to return to whatever estate she'd crawled from and try to be more tolerant.

Anyway all the disabled bays were full.

C5_Steve

3,204 posts

104 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
carlo996 said:
C5_Steve said:
Who said I was perturbed? Just looking for context as your comment makes no sense. Perhaps if we could hear the internal monologue inside your mind we'd better understand but I'm not sure I'm prepared for that biglaugh
The monologue would be ‘why would someone care about someone making general conversation, they be paranoid’
Got it, explains why you (wrongly) would make such an assumption.

Thank you for clarifying smile

Sheets Tabuer

19,058 posts

216 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
Virtual training courses with people who have heavy accents, spend half the time trying to work out what they are saying.

Today's is a Russian, literally have no idea what he's said.

RustyMX5

7,131 posts

218 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
Sheets Tabuer said:
Virtual training courses with people who have heavy accents, spend half the time trying to work out what they are saying.

Today's is a Russian, literally have no idea what he's said.
I used to work with a Russian lady who had spent quite a few years living in Aberdeen. Teams calls were hilarious as she alternated between Russian and Scottish accents which caused a fair degree of WTF from new staff.

TameRacingDriver

18,115 posts

273 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
Pretty much half of our 'UK' workforce is based in India. I feel like I need a translator pretty much most of the time. It's surprisingly stressful I find.

LunarOne

5,288 posts

138 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
TameRacingDriver said:
Pretty much half of our 'UK' workforce is based in India. I feel like I need a translator pretty much most of the time. It's surprisingly stressful I find.
Usually, they're asking you to kindly do the needful. I used to work for a software company and one day was speaking to one of our customers who like many had outsourced their IT to India. So it was just part of the job to talk to Indians. Some were much more comprehensible than others though. One one occasion I was really struggling to understand the fellow and I had to put the call on hold and refer to my manager, who herself was Indian. She rolled her eyes at me, as if to tell me how can it be that after all these years you still can't understand Indians. So I conferenced her in on the call so that she could tell me exactly what the chap was saying. After two or three minutes of him explaining the problem, she looked at me from her desk and shrugged. Clearly she couldn't understand him either!

RizzoTheRat

25,218 posts

193 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
TameRacingDriver said:
Pretty much half of our 'UK' workforce is based in India. I feel like I need a translator pretty much most of the time. It's surprisingly stressful I find.
I have fairly regular meetings with a Greek, a Spaniard, a German, a Norwegian, a Canadian and an American. As the only Brit, I'm the one some of them struggle to understand. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can speak a second language well enough to work full time in it, but I often forget myself and speak too fast.


Last Visit

2,857 posts

189 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
beagrizzly said:
Red9zero said:
Snatch1 said:
TV shows where somebody has a cup of coffee in a takeaway cup. There is clearly never any liquid in the cup, you can tell by the way they hold the cup that it's empty.

I understand they don't want to fill it with hot coffee, but why not fill it with water. That way when they hold it and when they take a sip it will look real.

I've no idea why it bothers me in the slightest but it does confused
I'm with you there. It is so obvious and yet so simple to remedy.
+1. Saw one the other day. He had apparently only just got the coffee, and yet swigged in such a manner that: a) it suggested there was no more than an inch of content in the cup, and b) the next scene should have been him in agony as he'd just burnt the st out of his mouth.

They think we don't notice these things, but we do!!! smile
Sort of related but my annoyance is whenever someone on TV makes a phone call and within a couple of seconds of dialling the person has picked up and their conversion starts. No waiting time for a connection or further time for multiple rings at the other end before its answered. Nope, it's more or less immediate.

Cotty

39,633 posts

285 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
Snatch1 said:
TV shows where somebody has a cup of coffee in a takeaway cup. There is clearly never any liquid in the cup, you can tell by the way they hold the cup that it's empty.

I understand they don't want to fill it with hot coffee, but why not fill it with water. That way when they hold it and when they take a sip it will look real.

I've no idea why it bothers me in the slightest but it does confused
In The Big Bang Theory they don't eat the food you see them playing with. Aparently its so that actors don't get full no matter how many times they have to do a single take to get the shot. It also allows them to catch their timing easier when they need to deliver a line.

Voldemort

6,173 posts

279 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
The relatively recent trend on Antiques Roadshow for the audience to applaud when somebody gets a high valuation.

S2r

672 posts

79 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
More house buying things...

And offer has gone in but has only been provisionally accepted because I haven't confirmed my ID.

15 minutes on the phone confirming everything, (driving licence, passport, home address, inside leg measurement) with the estate agents' people (for only £9 a month they can keep this subscription going...) and now I need to email them all of the same info that they already have

And my solicitors also need to verify my ID as well with a completely separate company.

Each charge for the privilege.

So, £100 down already and nothing has actually happened.

Oh, and the cherry on the top? Apparently I can't arrange another viewing because I have had my offer accepted.

CheesecakeRunner

3,864 posts

92 months

Wednesday 1st May
quotequote all
Blokes who look at an empty set of three urinals and choose to use the middle one.