A bit council (Vol 6)

A bit council (Vol 6)

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vikingaero

10,482 posts

170 months

Monday 5th February
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ntiz said:
Have we had the Uber council brand “Hoodrich” yet?

I have never seen anyone in it that didn’t look like they steel hubcaps laugh
I'm struggling to understand Carhartt - American workwear, not a desirable street brand.

Alickadoo

1,764 posts

24 months

Monday 5th February
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Om said:
Megaflow said:
Fallingup said:
Rugby.
I'm saying no, far to complicated for football fans to follow, so not council.
League or Union?
League is played by Northerners, so quite obviously council.

ChemicalChaos

10,413 posts

161 months

Monday 5th February
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mickk said:
Megaflow said:
Fallingup said:
Rugby.
I'm saying no, far to complicated for football fans to follow, so not council.
Overweight blokes and their other half wearing a size to small replica shirt, getting pissed up and singing ridiculous songs. Of course rugby is council.

Sod it i'd like to nominate cricket as well, anyone who sings that ridiculous 'Barmy Army' song has to be in the council club.
I don't - if rugby is council, it's certainly not on the same plane of council as football and football "supporters".

I'd say a non-council sport, despite the best efforts of the gambling companies sponsoring it, would be snooker. No way a councilist audience would be able to keep quiet and only politely applaud every so often.

I'd also say club level motorsport - luckily all the chavs and wasters seem to stick to attending BTCC or MotoGP events (as evidenced by the air horn usage), and leave the low-level and classic events alone

eldar

21,867 posts

197 months

Monday 5th February
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Pitre said:
I give you:
Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel

(Google it for a laugh, one for us Boomers)
That is just silly.

mickk

28,984 posts

243 months

Monday 5th February
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ChemicalChaos said:
I don't - if rugby is council, it's certainly not on the same plane of council as football and football "supporters".

I'd say a non-council sport, despite the best efforts of the gambling companies sponsoring it, would be snooker. No way a councilist audience would be able to keep quiet and only politely applaud every so often.

I'd also say club level motorsport - luckily all the chavs and wasters seem to stick to attending BTCC or MotoGP events (as evidenced by the air horn usage), and leave the low-level and classic events alone
Snooker and snooker halls are very council and only one step up from the uber council sport of darts. I feel guilty calling darts a sport but...

Nezquick

1,462 posts

127 months

Monday 5th February
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I don't know if anyone has mentioned this before but....
Gender Reveal parties......got to be Council surely?!

I've been invited to one. It sounds awful!

Kowalski655

14,689 posts

144 months

Monday 5th February
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Another one good for silly names: upper class twit of the year

eldar

21,867 posts

197 months

Monday 5th February
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Nezquick said:
I don't know if anyone has mentioned this before but....
Gender Reveal parties......got to be Council surely?!

I've been invited to one. It sounds awful!
Being an American import, redneck trailer trash, rather than council.

Tom8

2,131 posts

155 months

Monday 5th February
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Nezquick said:
I don't know if anyone has mentioned this before but....
Gender Reveal parties......got to be Council surely?!

I've been invited to one. It sounds awful!
And "baby showers" whatever the fudge those are supposed to be. I assume everyone wears man made fibre clothing for a start.

Tom8

2,131 posts

155 months

Monday 5th February
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mickk said:
ChemicalChaos said:
I don't - if rugby is council, it's certainly not on the same plane of council as football and football "supporters".

I'd say a non-council sport, despite the best efforts of the gambling companies sponsoring it, would be snooker. No way a councilist audience would be able to keep quiet and only politely applaud every so often.

I'd also say club level motorsport - luckily all the chavs and wasters seem to stick to attending BTCC or MotoGP events (as evidenced by the air horn usage), and leave the low-level and classic events alone
Snooker and snooker halls are very council and only one step up from the uber council sport of darts. I feel guilty calling darts a sport but...
Technically snooker is not. Your house should have plenty of space for a table. Unless you wear trainers outside of a sports hall. Then a snooker club becomes part of your life. That is when it becomes council.

Strangely Brown

10,130 posts

232 months

Monday 5th February
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mickk said:
Overweight blokes and their other half wearing a size to small replica shirt, getting pissed up and singing ridiculous songs. Of course rugby is council.

Sod it i'd like to nominate cricket as well, anyone who sings that ridiculous 'Barmy Army' song has to be in the council club.
It is an unfortunate development of modern times that cricket has attracted a following by what are little more than lost football types. It is a shame that people are no longer capable of sitting and watching respectfully with a polite clap for a well played stroke or delivery. Personally, I would like to see anyone turning up at the ground in replica shirts and face paint refused entry.

Jolly bad show and all that.

dillenger

433 posts

200 months

Monday 5th February
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Alickadoo said:
Om said:
Megaflow said:
Fallingup said:
Rugby.
I'm saying no, far to complicated for football fans to follow, so not council.
League or Union?
League is played by Northerners, so quite obviously council.
Union is played down south, by folk so poor they can only rent a house which by its very nature is council…league is played oop north in a small corridor based on M62 by exceptionally large gentlemen we bring in from New Zealand, Samoa and our smaller but faster cousins from former penal colonies.

Mammasaid

3,893 posts

98 months

Monday 5th February
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dillenger said:
Union is played down south, by folk so poor they can only rent a house which by its very nature is council…league is played oop north in a small corridor based on M62 (and by the Jam Eaters of West Cumbria) by exceptionally large gentlemen we bring in from New Zealand, Samoa and our smaller but faster cousins from former penal colonies.
EFA

dillenger

433 posts

200 months

Monday 5th February
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Mammasaid said:
dillenger said:
Union is played down south, by folk so poor they can only rent a house which by its very nature is council…league is played oop north in a small corridor based on M62 (and by the Jam Eaters of West Cumbria) by exceptionally large gentlemen we bring in from New Zealand, Samoa and our smaller but faster cousins from former penal colonies.
EFA
beer

Richard-390a0

2,279 posts

92 months

Monday 5th February
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ntiz said:
Have we had the Uber council brand “Hoodrich” yet?

I have never seen anyone in it that didn’t look like they steel hubcaps laugh
Steal wink

BananaFama

4,404 posts

80 months

Monday 5th February
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Strangely Brown said:
mickk said:
Overweight blokes and their other half wearing a size to small replica shirt, getting pissed up and singing ridiculous songs. Of course rugby is council.

Sod it i'd like to nominate cricket as well, anyone who sings that ridiculous 'Barmy Army' song has to be in the council club.
It is an unfortunate development of modern times that cricket has attracted a following by what are little more than lost football types. It is a shame that people are no longer capable of sitting and watching respectfully with a polite clap for a well played stroke or delivery. Personally, I would like to see anyone turning up at the ground in replica shirts and face paint refused entry.

Jolly bad show and all that.
All this 20-20 stuff and "The 100" with music acts thrown in for half time entertainment .

Not helping .

Steve vRS

4,866 posts

242 months

Monday 5th February
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Mammasaid said:
dillenger said:
Union is played down south, by folk so poor they can only rent a house which by its very nature is council…league is played oop north in a small corridor based on M62 (and by the Jam Eaters of West Cumbria) by exceptionally large gentlemen we bring in from New Zealand, Samoa and our smaller but faster cousins from former penal colonies.
EFA
And their more sophisticated neighbours in Whitehaven.

Petty regional rivalries, council wink

Mammasaid

3,893 posts

98 months

Monday 5th February
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Steve vRS said:
Mammasaid said:
dillenger said:
Union is played down south, by folk so poor they can only rent a house which by its very nature is council…league is played oop north in a small corridor based on M62 (and by the Jam Eaters of West Cumbria) by exceptionally large gentlemen we bring in from New Zealand, Samoa and our smaller but faster cousins from former penal colonies.
EFA
And their more sophisticated neighbours in Whitehaven.

Petty regional rivalries, council wink
Aren't they all Jam Eaters over there? (From the 'not in the Lake District' Eden Valley)

nicanary

9,820 posts

147 months

Monday 5th February
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If snooker is council (and Victorian toffs did look down their noses - billiards was the gentleman's sport) then what does that make pool?

markymarkthree

2,294 posts

172 months

Monday 5th February
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nicanary said:
If snooker is council (and Victorian toffs did look down their noses - billiards was the gentleman's sport) then what does that make pool?
Clearly pool is council as it is a septic thing

I would like to nominate "beach volleyball" (femail version) as a non-council sport. Been watching it all afternoon in Los Cristianos, whilst Mrs Marky is having a spar day.