Just the punchlines please

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funkyboogalooo

Original Poster

1,844 posts

270 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

I hope im not duplicating but how about a thread on punchlines? Just post the punchlines not the jokes.

Heres mine

............haven't you got anything smaller?

anonymous-user

56 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

.....And so the nun said, "You'll never fit a tractor up there!!

rofl

It's the way that I tell 'em.

GreenDog

2,261 posts

194 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

..... so I had to kick her back doors in !

biglaugh

M400 NBL

3,529 posts

214 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

I thought you meant from films.

Anyway my punchline....... the heat from the fire brought the daffs up early.

Edited by M400 NBL on Sunday 15th June 15:05

srebbe64

13,021 posts

239 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

Who the f$%k is that on the balcony with Dave?

M400 NBL

3,529 posts

214 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

srebbe64 said:

Who the f$%k is that on the balcony with Dave?

I like that one hehe

central

16,744 posts

219 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

"I haven't even got a racquet."

absolutely

3,168 posts

194 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

No, I'm German, how did you know my name was Walter?

funkyboogalooo

Original Poster

1,844 posts

270 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

while were on names, an oldy but goody....

yes, but stop calling me shirley

getmecoat

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

213 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

... know it! know it! I fuc*ing wrote it'

The Hypno-Toad

12,351 posts

207 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

Thank god for that, I thought my hump had burst......

Sciroccology

29,908 posts

232 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

"You come in here, giving it all that"

molestrangler

976 posts

209 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

O.K., but don't push me past my mother's.

king arthur

6,619 posts

263 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

Yes, but you'll have to join the queue.

Deltaf01

1,512 posts

199 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

It was funnier in the pub.

Neil_H

15,323 posts

253 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

"It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

forks

428 posts

201 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

"Thats OK Dad,I can't ride it yet,my arse is still sore"

RobJShe

17,911 posts

220 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

Ping pong balls........... I thought you said King Kong's balls.

beastie

604 posts

225 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

molestrangler said:

O.K., but don't push me past my mother's.

Radio 2 man by any chance?

and he said...if you loved me you would swallow that.

funkyboogalooo

Original Poster

1,844 posts

270 months

Sunday 15th June 2008

chewing gum, what chewing gum? ive got bronchitis

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