Weird things that help you sleep?

Weird things that help you sleep?

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boobles

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15,241 posts

216 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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Right, im the kind of person who finds it very difficult to fall asleep quickly at night because i always seem to have things on my mind & it usually takes me atleast an hour to drift off. I have recently found the cure for me which may not be very practical but it works 100% of the time every time. The sound of a hairdryer, hoover or tumbledryer just sends me to sleep always within 5mins or so. I have tried this a few times now & for some unknown reason the noise just relaxes me & sends me to sleep & i cant explain why. Do you have any weird habbits that help you sleep?

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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A satisfactory BJ usually helps.

boobles

Original Poster:

15,241 posts

216 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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V8mate said:
A satisfactory BJ usually helps.
I like your style, i may suggest that one to miss boobles. biggrin

KieronGsi

1,108 posts

205 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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boobles said:
Right, im the kind of person who finds it very difficult to fall asleep quickly at night because i always seem to have things on my mind & it usually takes me atleast an hour to drift off. I have recently found the cure for me which may not be very practical but it works 100% of the time every time. The sound of a hairdryer, hoover or tumbledryer just sends me to sleep always within 5mins or so. I have tried this a few times now & for some unknown reason the noise just relaxes me & sends me to sleep & i cant explain why. Do you have any weird habbits that help you sleep?
Are you Wayne Rooney?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/ar...

Edited by KieronGsi on Tuesday 10th February 07:42

fathomfive

9,950 posts

191 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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V8mate said:
A satisfactory BJ usually helps.
Falling asleep, bent double, with your cock in your mouth sounds quite uncomfortable and can't be good for your back. hehe

boobles

Original Poster:

15,241 posts

216 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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KieronGsi said:
boobles said:
Right, im the kind of person who finds it very difficult to fall asleep quickly at night because i always seem to have things on my mind & it usually takes me atleast an hour to drift off. I have recently found the cure for me which may not be very practical but it works 100% of the time every time. The sound of a hairdryer, hoover or tumbledryer just sends me to sleep always within 5mins or so. I have tried this a few times now & for some unknown reason the noise just relaxes me & sends me to sleep & i cant explain why. Do you have any weird habbits that help you sleep?
Are you Wayne Rooney?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/ar...

Edited by KieronGsi on Tuesday 10th February 07:42
Not him no, but i have been on tv & front cover of a magazine.


































Im probably a better football player than him aswell. biggrin

thinfourth2

32,414 posts

205 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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KieronGsi said:
Are you Wayne Rooney?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/ar...

Edited by KieronGsi on Tuesday 10th February 07:42
times said:
Players have a lot of thinking time, looking at four brick walls, retreating into their own little world
LMAO

BarryRedknapp

29 posts

188 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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I find that half a bottle of wine usually works.

Jasandjules

69,978 posts

230 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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boobles said:
V8mate said:
A satisfactory BJ usually helps.
I like your style, i may suggest that one to miss boobles. biggrin
Allow me to save you the time.

The answer will be feck off........ Or, here's the Nytol.

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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fathomfive said:
V8mate said:
A satisfactory BJ usually helps.
Falling asleep, bent double, with your cock in your mouth sounds quite uncomfortable and can't be good for your back. hehe
hehe

It's been fine since I had a couple of ribs removed

hehe

Coco H

4,237 posts

238 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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olbas oil

tuffer

8,850 posts

268 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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boobles said:
Right, im the kind of person who finds it very difficult to fall asleep quickly at night because i always seem to have things on my mind & it usually takes me atleast an hour to drift off. I have recently found the cure for me which may not be very practical but it works 100% of the time every time. The sound of a hairdryer, hoover or tumbledryer just sends me to sleep always within 5mins or so. I have tried this a few times now & for some unknown reason the noise just relaxes me & sends me to sleep & i cant explain why. Do you have any weird habbits that help you sleep?
Guy I work with wrote this iPod app for just that purpose:
article

fathomfive

9,950 posts

191 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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V8mate said:
fathomfive said:
V8mate said:
A satisfactory BJ usually helps.
Falling asleep, bent double, with your cock in your mouth sounds quite uncomfortable and can't be good for your back. hehe
hehe

It's been fine since I had a couple of ribs removed

hehe
Does that make you your own flexible friend then? hehe

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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boobles said:
KieronGsi said:
boobles said:
Right, im the kind of person who finds it very difficult to fall asleep quickly at night because i always seem to have things on my mind & it usually takes me atleast an hour to drift off. I have recently found the cure for me which may not be very practical but it works 100% of the time every time. The sound of a hairdryer, hoover or tumbledryer just sends me to sleep always within 5mins or so. I have tried this a few times now & for some unknown reason the noise just relaxes me & sends me to sleep & i cant explain why. Do you have any weird habbits that help you sleep?
Are you Wayne Rooney?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/ar...

Edited by KieronGsi on Tuesday 10th February 07:42
Not him no, but i have been on tv & front cover of a magazine.
CrimeWatch and Bizarre (Serial Killers Special) respectively.

Corpulent Tosser

5,459 posts

246 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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V8mate said:
A satisfactory BJ usually helps.
I don't recall ever having an unsatisfactory one, or maybe I am just easily pleased, and always very grateful.


OJ

13,973 posts

229 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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Stick Fear and Loathing on the DVD player. I love that film but I can't make it past the Circus Circus before I drift off. Any time, night or day

E31Shrew

5,923 posts

193 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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Sounds sad, but I gaze at a lava lamp

boobles

Original Poster:

15,241 posts

216 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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V8mate said:
boobles said:
KieronGsi said:
boobles said:
Right, im the kind of person who finds it very difficult to fall asleep quickly at night because i always seem to have things on my mind & it usually takes me atleast an hour to drift off. I have recently found the cure for me which may not be very practical but it works 100% of the time every time. The sound of a hairdryer, hoover or tumbledryer just sends me to sleep always within 5mins or so. I have tried this a few times now & for some unknown reason the noise just relaxes me & sends me to sleep & i cant explain why. Do you have any weird habbits that help you sleep?
Are you Wayne Rooney?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/ar...

Edited by KieronGsi on Tuesday 10th February 07:42
Not him no, but i have been on tv & front cover of a magazine.
CrimeWatch and Bizarre (Serial Killers Special) respectively.
Bizarre... Does that still exist? Brings back some memories. It was my alternative to porn. hehe

callyman

3,153 posts

213 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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rofl @ Y2Blade

Sprouts

865 posts

190 months

Tuesday 10th February 2009
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work