NHS Spit Roast!!

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bigTee

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5,546 posts

222 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Just come back from the hospital and had an Endoscopy and Colonoscopy!!!

Never again...


I feel violated!!


I've got Oesophagitis, Gastric Erosion in Pre-Pyloric Area and Duodentis!!

No idea what any of that means until i go see the quack at 2.30 today.


anybody else been in same boat?



Edited due to sedation still making me a mong who can't spell!


Edited by bigTee on Monday 16th March 12:44

Silverbullet767

10,716 posts

207 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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I've got a DVD called.......... never mind actually

skinner05

3,214 posts

194 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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You've got 28 days to live

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

245 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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bigTee said:
I've got Oesophagitis, Gastric Erosion in Pre-Pyloric Area and Duodentis!!

Know idea what any of that means until i go see the quack at 2.30 today.
You suffer quite badly from hyperacidity.

Kaelic

2,688 posts

202 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Silverbullet767 said:
I've got a DVD called.......... never mind actually
Swap it for airtight teens??


dibbers006

12,234 posts

219 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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bigTee said:
...anybody else been in same boat?
No, and I will be fked if I'm getting in it! biggrin

LukeBird

17,170 posts

210 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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bigTee said:
Just come back from the hospital and had an Endoscopy and Colonoscopy!!!
Christ, you must feel like you're inside out! eek

Dogwatch

6,238 posts

223 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Very unpleasant - my FiL had both ends done as well but couldn't take it.

Hope they used different 'scopes or cleaned them well in between! wink

Thudd

3,100 posts

208 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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I'm heading that way but 2 years apart. I'm going to have to swallow it this time, to investigate my Mallory-Weiss tear.
The Colonoscopy is bad, but the gripes afterwards are worse.

bigTee

Original Poster:

5,546 posts

222 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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LukeBird said:
bigTee said:
Just come back from the hospital and had an Endoscopy and Colonoscopy!!!
Christ, you must feel like you're inside out! eek
Tell me about it....

Very bad wind now though hehe


Silverbullet767

10,716 posts

207 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Kaelic said:
Silverbullet767 said:
I've got a DVD called.......... never mind actually
Swap it for airtight teens??
YHM

not really

Edited by Silverbullet767 on Monday 16th March 12:46

tonyvid

9,869 posts

244 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Christ! I hope they did it in that order or gave it a good wipe down first...

TUS 373

4,539 posts

282 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Disappointing thread!

I thought this was a new kind of therapy given the title.

Steamer

13,871 posts

214 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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bigTee said:
anybody else been in same boat?
Think about it from the doctor's point of view though...

'Arrr Monday morning... right whats first up today then?.. Oh great my finger and his arse rolleyes'

LukeBird

17,170 posts

210 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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bigTee said:
LukeBird said:
bigTee said:
Just come back from the hospital and had an Endoscopy and Colonoscopy!!!
Christ, you must feel like you're inside out! eek
Tell me about it....

Very bad wind now though hehe
hehe
Does that mean they've stretched your arse hole so much, when you open your mouth the wind blows straight through... hehe

Steamer

13,871 posts

214 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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LukeBird said:
bigTee said:
LukeBird said:
bigTee said:
Just come back from the hospital and had an Endoscopy and Colonoscopy!!!
Christ, you must feel like you're inside out! eek
Tell me about it....

Very bad wind now though hehe
hehe
Does that mean they've stretched your arse hole so much, when you open your mouth the wind blows straight through... hehe
rofl

was there a hollow whistling sound as your walked back to the car?!

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

209 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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I can hear the Sea hehe

bigTee

Original Poster:

5,546 posts

222 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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LukeBird said:
bigTee said:
LukeBird said:
bigTee said:
Just come back from the hospital and had an Endoscopy and Colonoscopy!!!
Christ, you must feel like you're inside out! eek
Tell me about it....

Very bad wind now though hehe
hehe
Does that mean they've stretched your arse hole so much, when you open your mouth the wind blows straight through... hehe
It means they blew me full of air that much i farted every step i took out of the hospital!! hehe

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

252 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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I had an endoscopy a couple of years ago. Not nice are they? Feels like having a corrugated hose pipe rammed down your throat.

Mind you, I've never had a doctor violate my ring piece, so condolences to you.

A1GOY

1,521 posts

203 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Worst "I've been violated by a doctor and want to cover my shame" thread ever.