NHS Spit Roast!!

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thehawk

9,335 posts

208 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Did you experience an erection?

bridgdav

4,805 posts

249 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Just wait until your Prostate plays up as well..>!

turbobloke

104,130 posts

261 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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MK4 Slowride said:
I can hear the Sea hehe
rofl

Silverbullet767

10,716 posts

207 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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To the OP, did you really think this thread was going to go well, has it affected your memory, you DO know where you are don't you?? Playground rules apply.

bigTee

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5,546 posts

222 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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thehawk said:
Did you experience an erection?
No.


I was facing the TV so saw everything.

Including my hairy lubed ring piece as he was about to start. !!


Was not an erotic moment!!!

bigTee

Original Poster:

5,546 posts

222 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Silverbullet767 said:
To the OP, did you really think this thread was going to go well, has it affected your memory, you DO know where you are don't you?? Playground rules apply.
That's why i posted!!!


I can laugh about it now its over!!


was 'stting' myself yesterday though. Literally. hehe

Steamer

13,871 posts

214 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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bigTee said:
was 'stting' myself yesterday though. Literally. hehe
You might find that happens a bit more frequently now there is slightly 'less tread on the tyre' if you catch my drift! hehe

Dakkon

7,826 posts

254 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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bigTee said:
thehawk said:
Did you experience an erection?
No.


I was facing the TV so saw everything.

Including my hairy lubed ring piece as he was about to start. !!


Was not an erotic moment!!!
Don't lie to us, we know the truth wink

Mark.H

5,713 posts

207 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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you should of asked for his number after hehe

i can think of nothing funnier than farting literally every step for a couple of minutes, id find the most middle class person i could and proceed to follow them until i ran out of ammunition!

s3fella

10,524 posts

188 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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I may have to have the top end one of these done..is it not done under an anaethestic, or do you just each the thing....?

Sounds awful, but glad you are having a bit of a laff about it now! ! Good luck with the results.

callyman

3,153 posts

213 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Ive had a Endoscopy, worst experiance of my life.


KingJeff 4th

6,061 posts

185 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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I assume they made you have a crap before they started? To make sure you were 'empty'.

Wonder how many times there has been an 'accident' and sprayed the Dr with something unpleasant... in fact I don't wonder at all...

Not for all the tea in China would I do that for a living.


Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

252 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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callyman said:
Ive had a Endoscopy, worst experiance of my life.
It's grim, but not that bad.

I've had worse things happen to me, experience wise.

Like the time the PE teacher Mr 'Big fingers' McNally made me...............oh never mind.

randomman

2,215 posts

190 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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bigTee said:
thehawk said:
Did you experience an erection?
Including my hairy lubed ring piece as he was about to start. !!


Was not an erotic moment!!!
There's a little bit of sick at the back of my mouth now, thank you.

Toni896

2,188 posts

227 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Been there ... took me a while to laugh about it ... still a long time before ill have another camera crew up my arse ..

bigTee

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5,546 posts

222 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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s3fella said:
I may have to have the top end one of these done..is it not done under an anaethestic, or do you just each the thing....?

Sounds awful, but glad you are having a bit of a laff about it now! ! Good luck with the results.
I had the mouth jobby done last month too and they used a spray and it wasn't too bad.

Today was under Sedation as they did 'both ends' and I must say it was a lot worse.

Not sure if the sedation didn’t work – but I was gagging a lot more and it was a lot more unpleasant.

bigTee

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5,546 posts

222 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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KingJeff 4th said:
I assume they made you have a crap before they started? To make sure you were 'empty'.

Wonder how many times there has been an 'accident' and sprayed the Dr with something unpleasant... in fact I don't wonder at all...

Not for all the tea in China would I do that for a living.
Yesterday was empty day! First nasty drink at 8am and a whole day on the loo. Not a nice way to spend a Sunday!!

HundredthIdiot

4,414 posts

285 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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I had a bladder cystoscopy in December.

Not fun. You have my sympathies.

LukeBird

17,170 posts

210 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Mind you, I've never had a doctorviolate my ring piece, so condolences to you.
But you have had your ringpiece violated before? scratchchin

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

252 months

Monday 16th March 2009
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LukeBird said:
Cara Van Man said:
Mind you, I've never had a doctorviolate my ring piece, so condolences to you.
But you have had your ringpiece violated before? scratchchin
You never had a bird give you a pokey bum wk?

Try it, just make sure she removes her false nails first wink