NHS Spit Roast!!
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Cara Van Man said:
LukeBird said:
Cara Van Man said:
Mind you, I've never had a doctorviolate my ring piece, so condolences to you.
But you have had your ringpiece violated before? 
k?Try it, just make sure she removes her false nails first
k???? 
Cara Van Man said:
LukeBird said:
Cara Van Man said:
Mind you, I've never had a doctorviolate my ring piece, so condolences to you.
But you have had your ringpiece violated before? k?Try it, just make sure she removes her false nails first
bigTee said:
s3fella said:
I may have to have the top end one of these done..is it not done under an anaethestic, or do you just each the thing....?
Sounds awful, but glad you are having a bit of a laff about it now! ! Good luck with the results.
I had the mouth jobby done last month too and they used a spray and it wasn't too bad.Sounds awful, but glad you are having a bit of a laff about it now! ! Good luck with the results.
Today was under Sedation as they did 'both ends' and I must say it was a lot worse.
Not sure if the sedation didn’t work – but I was gagging a lot more and it was a lot more unpleasant.
Now perhaps some of you will have symathy for when / if your OH has to have a [eyeswatering] DNC [/eyeswatering].
http://www.coccyx.org/personal/2001/susan2.htm
http://www.coccyx.org/personal/2001/susan2.htm
cornishgirl]Now perhaps some of you will have symathy for when / if your OH has to have a [eyeswatering] DNC [/eyeswatering said:
That's nothing!I've had to endure shaving every day for the last 20 years.....that's real hardship.
minornut said:
bigTee said:
s3fella said:
I may have to have the top end one of these done..is it not done under an anaethestic, or do you just each the thing....?
Sounds awful, but glad you are having a bit of a laff about it now! ! Good luck with the results.
I had the mouth jobby done last month too and they used a spray and it wasn't too bad.Sounds awful, but glad you are having a bit of a laff about it now! ! Good luck with the results.
Today was under Sedation as they did 'both ends' and I must say it was a lot worse.
Not sure if the sedation didn’t work – but I was gagging a lot more and it was a lot more unpleasant.
HundredthIdiot said:
fk me I'M in pain having just looked at that picture!
randomman said:
bigTee said:
thehawk said:
Did you experience an erection?
Including my hairy lubed ring piece as he was about to start. !! Was not an erotic moment!!!
sawman said:
randomman said:
bigTee said:
thehawk said:
Did you experience an erection?
Including my hairy lubed ring piece as he was about to start. !! Was not an erotic moment!!!
thats how it starts. Before you know it the papparazi will be up you ass....!
Chim Chim said:
HundredthIdiot said:
fk me I'M in pain having just looked at that picture!
Colonoscopy is bad enough but that made me wince just looking!
stackmonkey said:
Chim Chim said:
HundredthIdiot said:
fk me I'M in pain having just looked at that picture!Colonoscopy is bad enough but that made me wince just looking!
My sympathies to the OP - but having a camera thrust up your ring-piece is nothing when compared to having the Outside Broadcast crew ram one down your jap's-eye.
"Just relax" said the doctor with large cold hands as he took hold of my flaccid and rapidly shrinking todger.
Yeah....Right!!!
He didn't even try the "It's just a little prick" line
"Just relax" said the doctor with large cold hands as he took hold of my flaccid and rapidly shrinking todger.
Yeah....Right!!!
He didn't even try the "It's just a little prick" line
KingJeff 4th said:
I assume they made you have a crap before they started? To make sure you were 'empty'.
Wonder how many times there has been an 'accident' and sprayed the Dr with something unpleasant... in fact I don't wonder at all...
Not for all the tea in China would I do that for a living.
Google 'agent picolax'.Wonder how many times there has been an 'accident' and sprayed the Dr with something unpleasant... in fact I don't wonder at all...
Not for all the tea in China would I do that for a living.
Enjoy....
We seem to have missed Barium Enemas fron the discussions.
By god you get the farts after those. Nothing like shoving barium up your jacksie the way god didn't intend, and not pleasant at all. Passed out once.
Last time I had a colonoscopy, and the nurse shoved her finger up first, I said "shouldn't we go out for a meal first, or at least tell me your name".
Oh how we laughed. Nothing like smiling in the face of adversity
By god you get the farts after those. Nothing like shoving barium up your jacksie the way god didn't intend, and not pleasant at all. Passed out once.
Last time I had a colonoscopy, and the nurse shoved her finger up first, I said "shouldn't we go out for a meal first, or at least tell me your name".
Oh how we laughed. Nothing like smiling in the face of adversity
HundredthIdiot said:
Oh I had one of those, thoroughly unpleasant. Although the bouncing and farting penis afterwards whilst trying to piss went a long way towards making up for it 
bigTee said:
KingJeff 4th said:
I assume they made you have a crap before they started? To make sure you were 'empty'.
Wonder how many times there has been an 'accident' and sprayed the Dr with something unpleasant... in fact I don't wonder at all...
Not for all the tea in China would I do that for a living.
Yesterday was empty day! First nasty drink at 8am and a whole day on the loo. Not a nice way to spend a Sunday!! Wonder how many times there has been an 'accident' and sprayed the Dr with something unpleasant... in fact I don't wonder at all...
Not for all the tea in China would I do that for a living.
does anyone have the link for that thread?
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