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ijm
Original Poster
28,393 posts
87 months
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Surprised there isn't a thread for this. "Mummy Porn" book 50 Shades Of Grey is now the fastest selling book in UK history out-selling even Harry Potter in its hey-day. http://news.sky.com/home/showbiz-news/article/1624...Written by a woman for women its basically an S&M novel for the girls. I suspect many a bloke had given this as a present to his partner in the hopes of some added action that night 
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Mr Gearchange
3,764 posts
76 months
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Me.
Everyone is reading it. I have a theory that it's publication is the overriding reasons for having the wettest summer on record.
Anyway the filth doesn't really start until chapter 11 - and it took her ages to get that far.
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phil-sti
754 posts
49 months
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Girlfriend bought the trilogy from the apple store, said it was a bit cheesy.
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sc0tt
7,715 posts
71 months
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My missus wants it. She can buy it herself. She still owes me something for a gigantic diamond I bought her. Tight  .
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Adenauer
9,194 posts
106 months
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Mr Gearchange said: I have a theory that it's publication is the overriding reasons for having the wettest summer on record. Oh FFS 
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marcosgt
6,343 posts
46 months
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sc0tt said: My missus wants it.She can buy it herself. She still owes me something for a gigantic diamond I bought her. Tight . Doesn't sound like you need to buy her the book then  With the success of this book, I suspect something fishy... M
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Tyre Smoke
9,252 posts
131 months
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Yep.
Can't understand the excitement. What's the storyline?
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VinceFox
14,790 posts
42 months
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that sounds like the book equivalent of fluffy handcuffs.
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ehonda
830 posts
75 months
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I keep seeing FB updates along the lines of 'reading 50 shades of grey - ooerr' or 'early night with 50 shades of grey'. These seem to be completely acceptable. If I put 'Been sitting on my hand for an hour and now going off to the coal shed with a copy of the Summer '87 Littlewoods catalogue' the reaction would be totally different. Blimmin sexism I tells ya.
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Adenauer
9,194 posts
106 months
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marcosgt said: With the success of this book, I suspect something fishy... I'm detecting a theme developing in this thread.
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Stevenj214
4,941 posts
98 months
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jvl
69 posts
23 months
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It's adapted from a Twilight fan fiction story posted on the internet. That's pretty much all you need to know.
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Buggles
1,293 posts
58 months
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ehonda said: I keep seeing FB updates along the lines of 'reading 50 shades of grey - ooerr' or 'early night with 50 shades of grey'. These seem to be completely acceptable. If I put 'Been sitting on my hand for an hour and now going off to the coal shed with a copy of the Summer '87 Littlewoods catalogue' the reaction would be totally different. Blimmin sexism I tells ya. Or indeed how this is any different to me watching Anal Nurse Sluts #7.
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13th
3,160 posts
83 months
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Not my thing at all; badly written and not engaging IMO.
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freakynessless
387 posts
52 months
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ehonda said: I keep seeing FB updates along the lines of 'reading 50 shades of grey - ooerr' or 'early night with 50 shades of grey'. These seem to be completely acceptable. If I put 'Been sitting on my hand for an hour and now going off to the coal shed with a copy of the Summer '87 Littlewoods catalogue' the reaction would be totally different. Blimmin sexism I tells ya. Probably the best post on Pistonheads I've ever read. And what's more, its 100% accurate too.
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rxtx
4,250 posts
80 months
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jvl said: It's adapted from a Twilight fan fiction story posted on the internet. That's pretty much all you need to know. Is that true?  I've seen a lot of middle aged women avidly reading it on the train. I won't sit where they were now.
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ChunkyloverSV
987 posts
62 months
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13th said: Not my thing at all; badly written and not engaging IMO. Yep so far i have read 3 chapters at work (slow day) its utter tripe.
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DanDC5
7,025 posts
37 months
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I have a theory about this.
if it was blokes going mad for this, it'd be seen as sleazy and disgusting. Because it's wenches who are enjoying it they see nothing wrong with it, yet if their bloke suggested actually doing some of the stuff in there they'd decline without a second thought.
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VinceFox
14,790 posts
42 months
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if there's one thing that really, REALLY pisses me off, it's people "dabbling' in alt/bdsm/scene.
either jump in or f**k off.
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antspants
776 posts
45 months
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My wife mentioned this over the weekend, and says she's getting it to read while we're on holiday in 3 weeks time, happy days!!
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