RE: Jaguar XF V6 Luxury | Shed of the Week

RE: Jaguar XF V6 Luxury | Shed of the Week

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Mr Tidy

22,459 posts

128 months

Saturday 27th April
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It looks great, if you like a money pit!

No way will it do 0-60 in 5ish seconds though - the Specification on the advert says 7.9s.

What's so special about dual-zone Climate and leather? My 2005 BMW 330i has both of those features but does 0-62 in 6.3 seconds.

Although it doesn't have a sticky-up knob for the postmistress!

PurpleTurtle

7,028 posts

145 months

Saturday 27th April
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I’m 51 and really like the looks of these but the 700 quid VED is massively off putting. I’m out.

Robinus

50 posts

63 months

Saturday 27th April
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PenultimateSpiderman said:
As mentioned before, this is my old car before punted off- the head gasket is gone, it smokes like a beagle. The vents were working, this may have changed in the last year though. The wheels are deffo not 17" though, 20" and thin AF.
Thanks, as I must've missed that post in this thread.

E30KB

246 posts

65 months

Saturday 27th April
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What's that colour called ?. Pavement ??

SportsandTouring

2 posts

20 months

Saturday 27th April
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Portofino said:
Ad seems to be saying taken in part ex so sold as clearance/no warranty. EML light can’t be a straight forward fix.
It's still subject to consumer rights. This car is being sold retail, not scrap, and therefore the buyer can expect full protection as a consumer. Warranties are a completely separate thing, though many dealers don't understand that, or use it as camouflage to try to dodge their responsibilities.

MightyBadger

2,090 posts

51 months

Saturday 27th April
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Wonder if it has had a dose of steel seal?

Nicolas Lazar

139 posts

28 months

Saturday 27th April
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Very nice suspension and balance. Somewhat elegant, especially the rear. Otherwise - not sure. One of the very few cars, and the only sedan, where the brakes overheated on me during a spirited drive through the Italian hills.

martin12345

611 posts

90 months

Saturday 27th April
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blueacid said:
Also, from Sniff petrol's book, it seems that when testing the roto-cock gearknob, JLR went out and bought a 2L bottle of cheap coca-cola from the shops. Doused the mechanism in that, let it dry out, and tested it still worked: test passed!
For those interested in automative trivia. The "pour 2 litres of fizzy drive into the auto shift mechanism" is a Ford standard test which all auto shifters have to pass.

Also, of possible interest, is that when Toyota first sold cars in the US it was this type of test they did not have and they had quite a lot of warranty with jammed shifters, seat belt latches, cup holder mechanisms etc. Japanese drivers are very clean and careful and don't spill a lot of food/drink in their cars. Americans are not and do. (Brits - somewhere in the middle I guess)

ChrisVilla69

2 posts

6 months

Saturday 27th April
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Expensive road tax is a big disadvantage to what is a lovely car. That is one of the reasons that I parted with my beloved XKR.

Lester H

2,746 posts

106 months

Saturday 27th April
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o said:
Crusty, fusty, will probably rusty
Was raffish, lavish, now probably chavish.






s m

23,258 posts

204 months

Saturday 27th April
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MB100 said:
I’ve got a 2019 V6 diesel ‘sportbrake’ and whilst not particularly large, I am particularly knackered! Getting in and out is no issue - and the car has a decent turn of pace on it, handles well and somehow rides very well too. It is a big old beast when it comes to parking mind!
I’m surprised how heavy they are - over 2 tonnes for the Sportbrake - certainly need the higher powered 270bhp diesel V6




Mr Tidy

22,459 posts

128 months

Saturday 27th April
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s m said:
I’m surprised how heavy they are - over 2 tonnes for the Sportbrake - certainly need the higher powered 270bhp diesel V6
That may explain their (relative lack of) performance though.

I'd love to know how the 19" tyres got fitted to the 9J x 20 wheels. laugh

njw1

2,076 posts

112 months

Saturday 27th April
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I think they missed a trick by not fitting the supercharged V8 to the sportbrake estate, that would have been a machine!

martin12345

611 posts

90 months

Saturday 27th April
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njw1 said:
I think they missed a trick by not fitting the supercharged V8 to the sportbrake estate, that would have been a machine!
They did, the XFR-S Sports Brake

They are rare as hens teeth, they almost never appear for sale and those that own them usually have a number of people who want to buy them off them

Don't know the number sold in UK but I guess it was less than 100

s m

23,258 posts

204 months

Saturday 27th April
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Mr Tidy said:
That may explain their (relative lack of) performance though.

I'd love to know how the 19" tyres got fitted to the 9J x 20 wheels. laugh
Yep the lower powered one isn't getting to 62 in 5…….. even if Andrew Lowis were on hand to orchestrate the proceedings!

Tyre Tread

10,539 posts

217 months

Sunday 28th April
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Only the supercharged did o-60 in five + seconds. The 3.0 litre petrol non supercharged was 7.9 to 60.

Only kept my 2009 XFS for 18 months as was constantly worrying about things going wrong (not that they did but felt I was pushing my luck.

Fabulous car though that munched the miles and made you feel good every time you got in and started it up.

fatboy b

9,500 posts

217 months

Sunday 28th April
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HughG said:
My neighbour had one of these, it spent months off the road awaiting a new pipe that lives in the V. Shortly after that was fixed it was crashed into while parked and written off citing parts supply issues.

One best avoided as an only car imho.
Based on your experience of one car rofl

carinaman

21,332 posts

173 months

Sunday 28th April
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martin12345 said:
They did, the XFR-S Sports Brake

They are rare as hens teeth, they almost never appear for sale and those that own them usually have a number of people who want to buy them off them

Don't know the number sold in UK but I guess it was less than 100
Other than the badge what's the best way to identify one of those? Someone I know has a hot looking Jag estate, not an SUV, and I am now wondering if it's one of those.

NortonES2

300 posts

49 months

Sunday 28th April
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Check the engine is the 5.0 V8, if it is then it is the XFR-S as they didn't do the XFR in the sportbrake..

406dogvan

5,328 posts

266 months

Sunday 28th April
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I fix these WAY too often and whilst I wouldn't touch most JLR stuff with a bargepole, for XFs it's 2 bargepoles

Biggest issue I see is they like forgetting their key codes, esp the earliest cars with the key slot, this is fixable IF you have 2 or more working keys, if you only have one you're scrapping the car as it's a dealer only repair for a couple of grand.

They're good cars for fish lovers as the boot fills with water and you know where that ends. The Sportbrake is even worse than the saloon for this

The rest of the electrics can be moody too and some cars suffer water ingress above the CJB in the driver's kickpanel which is game over territory on older cars too

They like to rust too, the rear subframe esp, most pre 2010 cars will now be pretty frilly unless it's been sorted.

Then there's that engine, its fine IF it's been maintained properly but who does that on an old Jag and when neglected they just hoover money from your wallet working or not.

You'd have to be mad to buy this unless you like gambles or have a YT channel where your failure can be monetised...