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al bebak
Original Poster
143 posts
33 months
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RichB said: Gentleman, aren't there enough football thread where you can argue and insult each other without souring this one. The title is 'football sayings you don't like' not players you don't like or why Americans call their game football, for heavens sake.  yeah, in short p  s off and get your own thread. i always thought rugby was just a game played by Neanderthals with odd shape balls and very strange ears lol
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bobbins
1,121 posts
77 months
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"It's part and parcel."
Wtf's the parcel doing in there?
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Justin Cyder
6,573 posts
19 months
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'Hrad Yards' is one I notice is creeping in more & more. When it's 85 minutes & they're breaking out, they're all hard innit.
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Adam B
6,905 posts
124 months
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I don't remember his exact words but, after being sent off for kneeing someone in the back in the CL semi, John Terry says "anyone who knows me knows I am not the sort of person who does that"
1. every one of the millions of viewers just saw you do exactly that
2. you are exactly the sort of racist thuggish scumbag that would do such a cowardly and stupid act
(but yes I recognise he is a good defender)
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Audi 525i
1,250 posts
22 months
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Manchester Citeh - Premier League Champions 
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Runnyg
14 posts
17 months
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"He's got that in his locker" meaning (I think) that the person referred to has the ability to do what we have just seen him do !!
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fathomfive
6,914 posts
60 months
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Blackpuddin
4,905 posts
75 months
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He's put his body on the line there.
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cqueen
2,015 posts
90 months
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Something that's annoying me as we speak. This Mereles guy, the filthy looking Portuguese type. There is no 'H' in his name so why the heck do the commentators pronounce it "Merelish"!?, like something tasty you'd put on a burger??
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HeatonNorris
1,649 posts
18 months
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cqueen said: Something that's annoying me as we speak. This Mereles guy, the filthy looking Portuguese type. There is no 'H' in his name so why the heck do the commentators pronounce it "Merelish"!?, like something tasty you'd put on a burger?? Because that's how the Portuguese pronounce many words ending in 's'.
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goldblum
7,008 posts
37 months
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cqueen said: Something that's annoying me as we speak. This Mereles guy, the filthy looking Portuguese type. There is no 'H' in his name so why the heck do the commentators pronounce it "Merelish"!?, like something tasty you'd put on a burger?? Hahaha
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cqueen
2,015 posts
90 months
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Just like to point out the word that was censored was 'pie-key'. Didnt think it was that offensive?
Looks a damn site more offensive now though!
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andyroo
2,228 posts
80 months
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Football commentary is annoying in its entirety - there isn't enough going on in a football match to need a couple of washed up clowns telling you about what you've literally just seen.
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Black can man
11,205 posts
38 months
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What i dislike is the Quirky fact motty will inform us of before the game like so & so has not scored on a tuesday ever , then would you believe it he scores on a tuesday
Like cricket commentators saying , " i think it's time for Botham to have a bowl " yeah because they can see him warming up
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TwigtheWonderkid
6,329 posts
20 months
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"Penaly shootouts are a lottery". Yeah, right.  My understanding of a lottery is a game of pure chance, where skill and technique and nerve and talent play no part at all. Like....the National Lottery!! So me and 4 mates from the pub can go head to head with the German national team in 10 penalty shootouts and we should win 5 of them, because it's a lottery and there is no skill involved at all. It's pure chance!
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kuzushi
226 posts
12 months
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Black can man said: What i dislike is the Quirky fact motty will inform us of before the game like so & so has not scored on a tuesday ever , then would you believe it he scores on a tuesday
Like cricket commentators saying , " i think it's time for Botham to have a bowl " yeah because they can see him warming up Botham used to play football for S horpe. S horpe is obviously an offensive word.
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Cupramax
3,030 posts
122 months
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Pelanty - Chris Waddle. Learn to talk properly if you're going to commentate on TV. Boswinger - Jamie Redknapp. Infact its not just Redknapp, Glenn Hoddle does it as well. Its BOS ING WA you f king cretins 
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Hugo a Gogo
15,397 posts
103 months
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"that's the sign of a great team, that they play badly and win" - p s off, Hansen
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Justin Cyder
6,573 posts
19 months
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Cupramax said: Pelanty - Chris Waddle. Learn to talk properly if you're going to commentate on TV. Boswinger - Jamie Redknapp. Infact its not just Redknapp, Glenn Hoddle does it as well. Its BOS ING WA you f king cretins Keown repeatedly referring to Coentrao as Cointreau last night was beginning to take the pith.
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Efbe
4,927 posts
36 months
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"Why's that a free kick? He got the ball."
"It's not a foul if he get's the ball"
etc...
FFS, it doesn't matter whether or not he got the ball, dangerous play is dangerous play. yes he has to attempt to go for the ball, but whether or not the player gets it has absolutely no bearing on the matter once you've gone in studs up on a challenge.
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