Dirty takeaway pictures

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GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

220 months

Thursday 14th February 2013
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Dave200 said:
RSoovy4 said:
Dave200 said:
GALLARDOGUY said:


Didn't eat the cucumber!
How are you even alive???

I pity the person who cleans your toilet...
Cheer up FFS!!
You mistake me, old bean. I'm quite cheerful - and indeed love a good greasy takeaway once in a while. However, I just can't even begin to comprehend the impact of such frequent consumption of so much fatty/startchy food on the bowels and (toilet) bowls.
What you on about?

You've got your 5-a-day there.

Lettuce, onions, cucumber, cabbage and chilli peppers.

Plus good fibre in the pitta.

Plenty of protein in the meat.

A balanced meal and no mistake.

My bowls and bowels are pristine!

Melman Giraffe

6,759 posts

219 months

Thursday 14th February 2013
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GALLARDOGUY said:
Dave200 said:
RSoovy4 said:
Dave200 said:
GALLARDOGUY said:


Didn't eat the cucumber!
How are you even alive???

I pity the person who cleans your toilet...
Cheer up FFS!!
You mistake me, old bean. I'm quite cheerful - and indeed love a good greasy takeaway once in a while. However, I just can't even begin to comprehend the impact of such frequent consumption of so much fatty/startchy food on the bowels and (toilet) bowls.
4 a day, you didn't eat the cucumber

What you on about?

You've got your 5-a-day there.

Lettuce, onions, cucumber, cabbage and chilli peppers.

Plus good fibre in the pitta.

Plenty of protein in the meat.

A balanced meal and no mistake.

My bowls and bowels are pristine!

GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

220 months

Thursday 14th February 2013
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Melman Giraffe said:
GALLARDOGUY said:
Dave200 said:
RSoovy4 said:
Dave200 said:
GALLARDOGUY said:


Didn't eat the cucumber!
How are you even alive???

I pity the person who cleans your toilet...
Cheer up FFS!!
You mistake me, old bean. I'm quite cheerful - and indeed love a good greasy takeaway once in a while. However, I just can't even begin to comprehend the impact of such frequent consumption of so much fatty/startchy food on the bowels and (toilet) bowls.
4 a day, you didn't eat the cucumber

What you on about?

You've got your 5-a-day there.

Lettuce, onions, cucumber, cabbage and chilli peppers.

Plus good fibre in the pitta.

Plenty of protein in the meat.

A balanced meal and no mistake.

My bowls and bowels are pristine!
Tomatoes in the chilli sauce then... wink

soad

32,914 posts

177 months

Thursday 14th February 2013
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Murph7355

37,761 posts

257 months

Thursday 14th February 2013
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soad said:
Oh my. That looks like someone took a dump on your plate after eating what I suspect that is!

ambuletz

10,756 posts

182 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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it looks to me like some kind of chicken tikka doner kebab massala?

Colonial

13,553 posts

206 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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soad said:
You didn't need to show us GGs toilet.

soad

32,914 posts

177 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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ambuletz said:
it looks to me like some kind of chicken tikka doner kebab massala?
Chicken jalfrezi on one side, and lamb rogan josh on the other. With some rice underneath, plate is too small.

MrB1obby

771 posts

151 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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soad said:
soad said:
Chicken jalfrezi on one side, and lamb rogan josh on the other. With some rice underneath, plate is too small.
Nahh, there's at least another inch to go before it's falling off the edges wink

Dave200

3,988 posts

221 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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GALLARDOGUY said:
Dave200 said:
RSoovy4 said:
Dave200 said:
GALLARDOGUY said:


Didn't eat the cucumber!
How are you even alive???

I pity the person who cleans your toilet...
Cheer up FFS!!
You mistake me, old bean. I'm quite cheerful - and indeed love a good greasy takeaway once in a while. However, I just can't even begin to comprehend the impact of such frequent consumption of so much fatty/startchy food on the bowels and (toilet) bowls.
What you on about?

You've got your 5-a-day there.

Lettuce, onions, cucumber, cabbage and chilli peppers.

Plus good fibre in the pitta.

Plenty of protein in the meat.

A balanced meal and no mistake.

My bowls and bowels are pristine!
Haha! I like that a lot.
(although, FYI, there isn't a single gram of fibre in a white pitta)

calibrax

4,788 posts

212 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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Friday night... quick call to the local Chinese takeaway.

Around 40 mins later... Chicken noodle soup, salt & pepper squid, double portion of ribs, and nasi goreng. Yum!


AB

16,988 posts

196 months

Friday 15th February 2013
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I said to the OH...

"No, seriously, get whatever you fancy"

I think she's doing home made cottage pie or something!? That's NOT what I meant.

GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

220 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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Not that hungry, so less than normal.

Vieste

10,532 posts

161 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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Well done sir.

Council Baby

19,741 posts

191 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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scratchchin

Chinese, Thai or Indian...

Good to see some new contributors

Council Baby

19,741 posts

191 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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Went for the 1/2 metre pizza


ambuletz

10,756 posts

182 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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Firezza?

Council Baby

19,741 posts

191 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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Oh yes

Not particularly dirty though

calibrax

4,788 posts

212 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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Council Baby said:
Oh yes

Not particularly dirty though
When it comes to takeaways, massive = dirty. biggrin

chrismcg1

508 posts

174 months

Saturday 16th February 2013
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calibrax said:
Friday night... quick call to the local Chinese takeaway.

Around 40 mins later... Chicken noodle soup, salt & pepper squid, double portion of ribs, and nasi goreng. Yum!

Those ribs look lovely - which variant of rib are they? I can never get it right when I order
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