"How Dare You".

A friend of mine keeps using this:

"I was sweating like a "

It's rather rude, but for some reason has me in stitches.

He tends to use it to describe any slightly stressful situation or aggravation.

(Just for clarification...the censored word begins with a "c")

>> Edited by alexkp on Tuesday 30th November 17:09

A couple of shows ago, this destroyed me:

She was a dwarf

Whats that then?

Its a kind of midgit

Wasnt that a Queen song?

I was chortling for a good 5 days after that...

My brother uses "I was sweating like a rapist" all the time....

and another...

"sweatin' like a whore's kickers."

A common Northern Irish one that.

Mrs Fish said:

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market...

One of the best...

Sweating like a nun in a cucumber field.....

tycho said:

Sweating like a nun in a cucumber field.....

or

'a cornered virgin'

or

'a man on a rape charge'

Sweating like a peadophile in mothercare.

Learnt not to tell my mother that one while shopping for my God Son in Mothercare

Plotloss said:

Shaking like a shitting dog...

Plotloss said:

Shaking like a shitting dog...

That one is fecking class!

Nice one Matt