Euromillions £60m win
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Go to work. Pick up car. Drive to HQ. Walk into "top corridor". Into Chief Constable's office. Climb on CC's desk, pull trousers down, do a massive "Mr Whippy" s
t on CC's desk (preferably while the CC is there), insert warrant card at a jaunty angle into said "Mr Whippy" st in the style of an ice cream wafer, wipe arse with CC's tie, hop off desk, hitch up trousers, say "I resign", exit stage left.
t on CC's desk (preferably while the CC is there), insert warrant card at a jaunty angle into said "Mr Whippy" st in the style of an ice cream wafer, wipe arse with CC's tie, hop off desk, hitch up trousers, say "I resign", exit stage left. H
Dibble said:
Go to work. Pick up car. Drive to HQ. Walk into "top corridor". Into Chief Constable's office. Climb on CC's desk, pull trousers down, do a massive "Mr Whippy" st on CC's desk (preferably while the CC is there), insert warrant card at a jaunty angle into said "Mr Whippy" st in the style of an ice cream wafer, wipe arse with CC's tie, hop off desk, hitch up trousers, say "I resign", exit stage left.
I sincerely hope you win.t on CC's desk (preferably while the CC is there), insert warrant card at a jaunty angle into said "Mr Whippy" st in the style of an ice cream wafer, wipe arse with CC's tie, hop off desk, hitch up trousers, say "I resign", exit stage left. Dibble said:
Go to work. Pick up car. Drive to HQ. Walk into "top corridor". Into Chief Constable's office. Climb on CC's desk, pull trousers down, do a massive "Mr Whippy" st on CC's desk (preferably while the CC is there), insert warrant card at a jaunty angle into said "Mr Whippy" st in the style of an ice cream wafer, wipe arse with CC's tie, hop off desk, hitch up trousers, say "I resign", exit stage left.
Fingers crossed for you, buddy!t on CC's desk (preferably while the CC is there), insert warrant card at a jaunty angle into said "Mr Whippy" st in the style of an ice cream wafer, wipe arse with CC's tie, hop off desk, hitch up trousers, say "I resign", exit stage left. I would spend the morning just helping my grandparents with errands before presenting him with a cheque to ease any stresses over a nice pub lunch. I would then go to our local Toyota dealership and buy a new Toyota Auris Hybrid* - then I would go to Meadowhall and do a bit of shopping.
Do I need help?
* While not that exotic or flash, the Toyota would provide a good daily for two weeks or so while I go house hunting and look at different cars I actually want, rather than just buying the first Italian stallion I think of. If that makes sense!
Do I need help?
* While not that exotic or flash, the Toyota would provide a good daily for two weeks or so while I go house hunting and look at different cars I actually want, rather than just buying the first Italian stallion I think of. If that makes sense!
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