Would you rather be a...
Would you rather be a...

Poll: Would you rather be a...

Total Members Polled: 492

Pirate: 14%
Ninja: 24%
Jedi Knight: 62%
Author
Discussion

Sonic

4,008 posts

233 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Ninja... I don't fancy having to bother with "the force" all day long.

Al Murphy

293 posts

185 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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A Jedi obviously, the other options are amateurs in comparison.

Jedi night out would be cheap..... "we are not the bill payers you are looking for".

Al

Odie

4,187 posts

208 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Guvernator said:
CaptainSlow said:
Odie said:
Id rather be a sith lord than a jedi knight, jedi's seem rather pious and boring to me.
Sith Lord for me too. I see myself as more of a Dooku than a Maul though.
Have to agree with this. A Jedi has all these amazing powers but has to go around being humble and kow-towing to ageing old fools whereas a Sith Lord can pretty much do what they like.
I think Veila's story is a more interesting take on being force sensitive.

Justices

3,682 posts

190 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Al Murphy said:
Jedi night out would be cheap..... "we are not the bill payers you are looking for".
hehe
Having trained in ninjitsu, I am a bit biased. The benefits of a well-thrown shuriken are infinite. Mind control tricks as standard.

ClassicMotorNut

2,438 posts

164 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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A pirate

Partly for the booze and women, but I feel ninjas are a bit clichéd and it seems like anyone who wants to be a Jedi is complete Star Wars nerd.

Aaaargh, avast, me hearties!

Edited by ClassicMotorNut on Friday 24th May 00:10

anonymous-user

80 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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I made my choice long before this poll!

e46acs

548 posts

217 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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I instinctively voted Jedi......

Johnnytheboy said:
Pirate.

More booze and women.

Can you see a ninja or a jedi on a night out?
But am seeing this viewpoint as far more up my street.

Whilst a Jedi's powers are far greater, it would be a dull party.

Now a JediPirate.....cool

Squiggs

1,520 posts

181 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Never seen a Ninja Or Jedi have a drink.
Pirates on the other hand ........

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

208 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Sorry everyone, I screwed up the poll. I voted ninja, it should have been pirate.

rohrl

8,984 posts

171 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Gotta be a Jedi.

Jedi>Ninja>Pirate

Jasandjules

72,159 posts

255 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Jedi.

Just because they seem boring doesn't mean you have to be....

LiamB

8,088 posts

169 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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None.

I would rather be a Sloth. bhes love Sloths.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

260 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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LiamB said:
None.

I would rather be a Sloth. bhes love Sloths.
Odd.


Hackney

7,396 posts

234 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Voted, then laughed out loud when I saw how far ahead Jedi was in the poll.




I voted Jedi

g3org3y

22,260 posts

217 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Al Murphy said:
A Jedi obviously, the other options are amateurs in comparison.

Jedi night out would be cheap..... "we are not the bill payers you are looking for".

Al
Plus very easy to get girls back.

Probably shaky ground when it comes to consent I suppose...

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

212 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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i would be a jedi, then take a few ninja lessons then steal a boat.
job jobbed.

LiamB

8,088 posts

169 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Rawwr said:
Odd.

Higgs boson

1,105 posts

179 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Mr Roper said:
I'd rather be a Jedi than a Pirate, Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would.
I see what you did there. biggrin

goldblum

10,272 posts

193 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Pirate.

Just want a fking parrot really.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

237 months

Thursday 23rd May 2013
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Never been a fan of star wars - aren't the Jedi's the furry little ugly rodent things that spend all their time looking for the Wookie's hole? What's so special about that?

No, Pirate for me. Oh haaar me hearties and a bit of booty and plunder and wum and stuff. Oh and don't forget the wenchin and playing with the big bore cannons. Ninja sounds too well... Ninge and running around in squeaky 70's plimsolls is just a bit to mince-and-no-veg.