It's been mentioned a fair bit on here but the Richmond Sausage one is truly the most vomit-inducing piece of crap ever. Every last one of them on that advert should 'come home for the summer' to a hefty dose of napalm!

I can't stand the way he says "newborns". They're babies for Chrissake.

Hadn't thought about that but now you mention it.... that also applies in the advert for Sky Broadband (?) where the ugly bloke can't help Bruce Willis but the girl can....

Good point well made. Would also explain why I haven't been on any commercials lately.

Can't remember the last time I watched an advert.
If it's a recording I fast forward thru the break and if it's live I either find something to do,make a cuppa,go for a pee or something or if not I flick thru the channels or read a paper or check emails on my tablet.....anything but watch a fking advert lol

Could get them for false advertising as I'm pretty sure she would say no to making some octopus porn

that minstrels ad is pissing me off , two women sitting and perving at men . role reversal possible or acceptable ? i think not

Its bizarre.

I mean Bruce Willis you'd kind of expect, he'd charge for opening an envelope but Shouty Al??

Hopefully, he's putting the money towards all the theatre good causes and projects that I know he gives a lot of his time to.

Just a few:

Head and Shoulders - the one with Joe Hart lying down holding his head. Makes the old Jenson Button one look very classy.

Nikon - the current 'extreme zoom' ad with the bloke seemingly taking pictures of dolphins in the bay from his hotel room or the like. Miles away.

BMW - the 3 series Gran Turismo hatchback. You've not designed a brand new segment you s. It's not a niche. It's a fking hatchback with an expensive badge on the front.

That woman deserves a slap - said it before - all the kids come home at the same time, and the best that she can manage is sausage & bl**dy mash, if memory serves me correctly, she can't even be arsed to make gravy!!!

And as for the 'Kate is just Kate' advert - SHE DYES HER HAIR YOU TW*T (yes, I know it is yet another example of men being made to look dim in advert)

The 'newborns' thing is also a bit annoying

Warranty Direct with the shouty Jimmy Nesbitt voiceover. "YOU COULD BE SUBJECT TO SKY HIGH REPAIR BILLS!!!!"