"How Dare You".

SpaceCowboy said:

and another... "sweatin' like a whore's kickers." A common Northern Irish one that.

like a fat bird at a disco was used a lot in my old office

Knee high to a gnat's knacker.....

Tight as a nats chuff - always liked that.

And she has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp - always got me, as did a face like a bag of angry crabs.

she's got a a pus like my wife

Davey S1 said:

I still like the old 'this is a broom 'andled Mauser' Its inflatable filth

I can't believe you shot me brother, our mother'll go mental.

Plotloss said:

She was a dwarf Whats that then? Its a kind of midgit Wasnt that a Queen song?

Does she go up on you?

"Shaking like a shitting dog"

or

"Grinning like a wanking Jap"

Sweating like a ****** rapist on death row in the deep south

"Whoa, whoa , whoa.....Sweet child 'o mine!"
Phoenix nights

Genius.

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on her way down