"How Dare You".
Discussion
I thought up 'Rarer than Muslim pornography' but haven't found an excuse to use it.
re: Peter Kaye-
"Is that scaffolding? Look, that's dangerous"
"Cover it in bubble wrap, that's the way forward"
"what's that?"
"a ball pool. Kids love ball pools"
"Where did you get the balls?"
"off the roof"
"Is that a condom machine?"
"Sweetie machine, for the kids"
"and who's that?"
"That's you"
"what?!"
"You're Jerry 'The Berry' Perry"
And
"Why is there a bike on the wall?"
"It's a theme bar"
"What's the theme? Hiroshima?"
re: Peter Kaye-
"Is that scaffolding? Look, that's dangerous"
"Cover it in bubble wrap, that's the way forward"
"what's that?"
"a ball pool. Kids love ball pools"
"Where did you get the balls?"
"off the roof"
"Is that a condom machine?"
"Sweetie machine, for the kids"
"and who's that?"
"That's you"
"what?!"
"You're Jerry 'The Berry' Perry"
And
"Why is there a bike on the wall?"
"It's a theme bar"
"What's the theme? Hiroshima?"
Mate of mine used to eye up a young lady from across the room and, just before he went over to be turned down he'd say "Bet she bangs like the shouse door when the plague's in town". Another one of his faves was "Any hole's a goal". I can't understand why he always went home alone.
For some reason Anne from Little Britain screeching "Eh Eh Eh" always makes me laugh!
For some reason Anne from Little Britain screeching "Eh Eh Eh" always makes me laugh!
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