"How Dare You".

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phatgixer

4,988 posts

250 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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Sweating like Gary Glitter in PC World.


"I've stroked a beaver at Drayton Manor Park" Made me laugh.

Or when Paddy sees Max's old flame (a midget) and says "It's a small world" Very naughty.

sparkythecat

7,911 posts

256 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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pullingpower said:
She fell out of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on her way down


We once had a Policewoman round our way who fit this description.

The lads used to call her junction 34
























The Morecambe turnoff!


juice

8,570 posts

283 months

Thursday 2nd December 2004
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8lbs of shit in a 4lb bag.