I Dont Like "X" and that's fine

I Dont Like "X" and that's fine

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otolith

56,444 posts

205 months

Friday 10th May
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LunarOne said:
otolith said:
LunarOne said:
People who use the word "sat" instead of "sitting". It's the wrong bloody tense you morons! You were not sat there, you were sitting there. Using sat makes as much sense as saying "I was ate there" instead of "I was eating there". It used to be a Lancashire thing, but now everyone's at it.
It's not a tense thing, it's the use of sit as a stative verb.
I don't think it is. A stative verb is one where a state of affairs is the case and is unlikely to change very quickly.

I THINK I might go for a swim.
The house WAS red.
He HATES turnips.
I've GOT cancer.

If I were Spanish I would explain it as the difference between SER and ESTAR.

In "I am SITTING" the verb sitting should be the present continuous tense or present participle, used with the modal auxiliary verb "am" (to be). To change the tense of the sentence, you only change the tense of the auxiliary verb "am" to either "was" or "will be". Using the past tense of sit (sat) is simply incorrect, not to mention bizarre.
The house is sitting upon a hill. The house is sat upon a hill. The Northern usage is describing their position of being sat upon the bench, not their action of doing the sitting. It's not conventional English usage, but I'm not convinced it's an error of tense.

Sporky

6,432 posts

65 months

Friday 10th May
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CheesecakeRunner said:
A special place in hell is for those who do that to a semi.


Reading is that special place, it seems.

wibble cb

3,624 posts

208 months

Friday 10th May
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EBRANDON1 said:
rst99 said:
Aslo people who say "I was stood" when it is "I was standing"

Calling the ground the floor - Ground is outside, floor is inside.

Using "to be had" where it is completely redundant. e.g. "there were great views to be had" should be "there were great views [full stop]"

"as best as I can" - primary school grammar.
'Ground is outside, floor is inside' is primary school thinking biggrin

Ground Floors are floors which are at ground level, what else would you call them? biggrin
America doesn’t do ground floors, they start at 1….

ATG

20,696 posts

273 months

Friday 10th May
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otolith said:
LunarOne said:
otolith said:
LunarOne said:
People who use the word "sat" instead of "sitting". It's the wrong bloody tense you morons! You were not sat there, you were sitting there. Using sat makes as much sense as saying "I was ate there" instead of "I was eating there". It used to be a Lancashire thing, but now everyone's at it.
It's not a tense thing, it's the use of sit as a stative verb.
I don't think it is. A stative verb is one where a state of affairs is the case and is unlikely to change very quickly.

I THINK I might go for a swim.
The house WAS red.
He HATES turnips.
I've GOT cancer.

If I were Spanish I would explain it as the difference between SER and ESTAR.

In "I am SITTING" the verb sitting should be the present continuous tense or present participle, used with the modal auxiliary verb "am" (to be). To change the tense of the sentence, you only change the tense of the auxiliary verb "am" to either "was" or "will be". Using the past tense of sit (sat) is simply incorrect, not to mention bizarre.
The house is sitting upon a hill. The house is sat upon a hill. The Northern usage is describing their position of being sat upon the bench, not their action of doing the sitting. It's not conventional English usage, but I'm not convinced it's an error of tense.
English being such a precise language, "sat" can be passive rather then active. "I was sat there by the waiter" would normally mean that the waiter had indicated I should sit in a particular place ... but ... in regional dialect it can mean I was sitting near the waiter. It's probably a bit more formal to say "seated there" but the same ambiguity remains.

MikeM6

5,023 posts

103 months

Friday 10th May
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Chocolate. Vile stuff.

NGK210

3,022 posts

146 months

Friday 10th May
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Sporky said:
CheesecakeRunner said:
A special place in hell is for those who do that to a semi.


Reading is that special place, it seems.
Forgive me, but shurley it’s preferable to 20th-century mock Tudor? And [shudders] pebbledash?

CheesecakeRunner

3,882 posts

92 months

Friday 10th May
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It’s not about the style, it’s about the consistent (not identical) street scene.

For example, I live on a road of thirty 1930s white rendered semis.

One person has painted their house cream, and another, bizarrely, light pink. They just look bloody stupid.

CheesecakeRunner

3,882 posts

92 months

Friday 10th May
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Sporky said:


Reading is that special place, it seems.
Why do I get the feeling one person wouldn’t sell to a developer?

sidewinder500

1,186 posts

95 months

Friday 10th May
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People who are selfish, inconsiderate, entitled, ruthless

People who can't park properly

Jonathan27

697 posts

165 months

Friday 10th May
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People who won't let the row in front off first when exiting a plane.
Using the word less in place of fewer.
Drivers who don't wave when you let them out at a junction.
Taxi drivers - yes all of them.

BenS94

1,974 posts

25 months

Friday 10th May
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sidewinder500 said:
People who are selfish, inconsiderate, entitled, ruthless

People who can't park properly
Have you met my dad? biglaugh

NGK210

3,022 posts

146 months

Friday 10th May
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CheesecakeRunner said:
It’s not about the style, it’s about the consistent (not identical) street scene.

For example, I live on a road of thirty 1930s white rendered semis.

One person has painted their house cream, and another, bizarrely, light pink. They just look bloody stupid.




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Sporky

6,432 posts

65 months

Friday 10th May
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NGK210 said:
Forgive me, but shurley it’s preferable to 20th-century mock Tudor? And [shudders] pebbledash?
Honestly, I'm not sure. It's weird to look at. I thought my brain might have broken. And it's so bleak.

NGK210

3,022 posts

146 months

Friday 10th May
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Another for the list, and one of many reasons why the ever-excellent Count Binface had my vote last week:
Speaker phones on public transport to be banned. Offenders to be forced to watch the movie version of Cats every day for a year.

Wacky Racer

38,237 posts

248 months

Friday 10th May
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Sycamore said:
Muzzer79 said:
People who sign off posts on PH. We know who you are, your username is next to your post. We don't need you to remind us.
Wow rude.
TX.
I agree

TX

Square Leg

14,714 posts

190 months

Friday 10th May
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Sun dried tomatoes
Lulu


Gordon Hill

893 posts

16 months

Friday 10th May
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The list is so long so I'll use restraint
Politicians (all of them)
Professional atheists
Z listers with a god complex (thick as pig sh#t and usually orange)
Modern music (bag of w@nk)
Acountants (collective bags of w@nk)
Hand wringing liberal left wing banshees with purple hair, tie and die skirt and Doc Martins who shout over everybody
Cities
Ev's
Reality TV shows
Coffee
Salad
Non chocolate biscuits
Mother in law
Mother in law
Mother in law (rancid old witch)








119

6,618 posts

37 months

Friday 10th May
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Box ticking.

thepritch

628 posts

166 months

Friday 10th May
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Gordon Hill said:
The list is so long so I'll use restraint
Politicians (all of them)
Professional atheists
Z listers with a god complex (thick as pig sh#t and usually orange)
Modern music (bag of w@nk)
Acountants (collective bags of w@nk)
Hand wringing liberal left wing banshees with purple hair, tie and die skirt and Doc Martins who shout over everybody
Cities
Ev's
Reality TV shows
Coffee
Salad
Non chocolate biscuits
Mother in law
Mother in law
Mother in law (rancid old witch)
Fair.

Kermit power

28,728 posts

214 months

Friday 10th May
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Jordie Barretts sock said:
How do they pronounce risotto and cosmos?

I know they have problems with erbs, particularly oregg ano. And a route is something that happens when the All Blacks play England
You shouldn't be so hard on the All Blacks! I'm sure the poor little dears are really trying their hardest no doubt, and their record against England in the past 5 years, whilst not great - a draw and a loss - is hardly what you'd call a rout, even if the loss did come in a World Cup semi!