I Dont Like "X" and that's fine

I Dont Like "X" and that's fine

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Dagnir

2,026 posts

164 months

Monday 13th May
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InductionRoar said:
4D numberplates
Ikea
Eurovision
Cigarettes
Tight trousers
Restaurants/bars that serve red wine at 'room temperature' irrespective of the season/weather
Musicals
My creaky driver's seat
TikTok
The erosion of the English language
Tequila
Tree sap
Adaptive throttles
Hipsters
What's a 4D number plate?

Sounds impossible...



A quick search and they are in fact just the chavvy raised 3D number plates.


Which ****ing bellend decided they would add the extra dimension?


...Someone who wouldn't understand the application of time in that regard if it smacked them in the face.

Edited by Dagnir on Monday 13th May 12:25

otolith

56,531 posts

205 months

Monday 13th May
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Dagnir said:
What's a 4D number plate?
Apparently, according to Halfords - there used to be "3D" number plates, which were flat 2D ones with shading to create a 3D effect. When the law was tightened up to prohibit those, people started selling "4D" number plates, which are 3D ones with raised letters.

So, morons, basically.

Antony Moxey

8,172 posts

220 months

Monday 13th May
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nismocat said:
119 said:
Children.
"I'm not a peado but if I was I wouldn't be interested in you, you fat ginger tt"

/Jervais
Isn’t it ‘’ rather than ‘tt’?

thepritch

649 posts

166 months

Monday 13th May
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I don’t think I this can be argued with :

Littering.

Just the height of laziness, and sheer arrogance that others will run round picking up st after you. No one want to live in a st hole, so clean up after yourselves. It’s not difficult.

Hard-Drive

4,102 posts

230 months

Monday 13th May
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Stick Legs said:
Hard-Drive said:
I'm currently rebuilding my Defender, in fairness it is 1986, so is built from proper metal rather than cheese. Yes it has it's flaws but a nearly 40 year old car that can drive up the motorway, do the school run, wade through water over its bonnet, or drive up a bouldered slope that's tough to walk up, it is quite an engineering achievement.
I don’t disagree.

However the money being asked is bonkers.

Discoverys & Range Rovers do all these things but are comfortable and better at being a car and are worth less.
The money being asked is an awful lot less than it used to be, unless the person is a dreamer! However Discos and Range Rovers are complex and unreliable by comparison, which is partly responsible for the pricing. However I agree a lot of the value is down the the "lifestyle" desirability factor.

CivicDuties

4,967 posts

31 months

Monday 13th May
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Coconut
SUVs
Exercise
Wales
Work
Work again
Relatives
The life expectancy of dogs

TwigtheWonderkid

43,619 posts

151 months

Monday 13th May
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CivicDuties said:
The life expectancy of dogs
Yup, I want a new puppy but the old dog just won't bloody die!

soupdragon1

4,112 posts

98 months

Monday 13th May
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thepritch said:
I don’t think I this can be argued with :

Littering.

Just the height of laziness, and sheer arrogance that others will run round picking up st after you. No one want to live in a st hole, so clean up after yourselves. It’s not difficult.
Hate littering. When you see McDonalds bags lying by the roadside, clearly chucked out the car window, I just can't fathom it. Lowest dregs of society people who do that.

cherryowen

11,749 posts

205 months

Monday 13th May
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I've idly browsed this thread from the start with the nagging thought, 'well, I dislike many things, but can't say I actually hate a thing.....'

However, I'm just reminded of a conversation last week with the mechanic who is fettling my car. As we were talking, a wasp entered the workshop. A normal sized jasper, nothing out of the ordinary. The mechanic freaked out, which freaked me out as he is ex-forces and built like a brick sthouse. He was stung many years ago, and soon found out he suffers from anaphylactic shock.

So.

Wasps, for me.

Useless pieces of st that just eat, breed, and sting things.

Hateful.

Wombat3

12,351 posts

207 months

Monday 13th May
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thepritch said:
I don’t think I this can be argued with :

Littering.

Just the height of laziness, and sheer arrogance that others will run round picking up st after you. No one want to live in a st hole, so clean up after yourselves. It’s not difficult.
Some people (an increasing number even) are just selfish tts.

Maybe I'm getting less tolerant but im increasingly of the view that it's no longer a case of "they walk among us", it's shifting towards "we walk among them"!

Stick Legs

5,096 posts

166 months

Tuesday 14th May
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cherryowen said:
Wasps, for me.

Useless pieces of st that just eat, breed, and sting things.

Hateful.
I felt like this until one day Mrs. & I were sat in the garden, we’d had lunch and had some food sat on a plate.

We watched as a wasp landed, cut a perfect semi circle out of a piece of ham, flew off.

Another different wasp came back & repeated it.

We sat & drank wine as these industrious little chaps shuttled back & forth and in about 20 mins removed a bit of left over meat from the plate about the size of a drinks coaster.

They didn’t bother us at all.

Quite fascinating & I went & learned more about them.

Turns out they are just as useful as bees, without the added benefit of honey of course.

Rusty Old-Banger

4,101 posts

214 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Stick Legs said:
cherryowen said:
Wasps, for me.

Useless pieces of st that just eat, breed, and sting things.

Hateful.
I felt like this until one day Mrs. & I were sat in the garden, we’d had lunch and had some food sat on a plate.

We watched as a wasp landed, cut a perfect semi circle out of a piece of ham, flew off.

Another different wasp came back & repeated it.

We sat & drank wine as these industrious little chaps shuttled back & forth and in about 20 mins removed a bit of left over meat from the plate about the size of a drinks coaster.

They didn’t bother us at all.

Quite fascinating & I went & learned more about them.

Turns out they are just as useful as bees, without the added benefit of honey of course.
I unknowingly had a wasps nest in one of my walls. We went away for a week and when we got home, we found they had chewed through the internal coving and flooded in to the house. That was an interesting experience with a family, opening the door to about 30 thousand of the little bds on a Sunday afternoon, knackered after a long day/flight home from India.

Paule2359

61 posts

81 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Dyson vacuum cleaner’s
Sweetcorn
Squid
Cous Cous
Car dealers who charge an Administration fee on top of the price
Car dealers who now put a q r code in the window rather than the price

LunarOne

5,361 posts

138 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Paule2359 said:
Dyson vacuum cleaner’s
Sweetcorn
Squid
Cous Cous
Car dealers who charge an Administration fee on top of the price
Car dealers who now put a q r code in the window rather than the price
Apostrophes where they don't belong.


otolith

56,531 posts

205 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Stick Legs said:
I felt like this until one day Mrs. & I were sat in the garden, we’d had lunch and had some food sat on a plate.

We watched as a wasp landed, cut a perfect semi circle out of a piece of ham, flew off.

Another different wasp came back & repeated it.

We sat & drank wine as these industrious little chaps shuttled back & forth and in about 20 mins removed a bit of left over meat from the plate about the size of a drinks coaster.

They didn’t bother us at all.

Quite fascinating & I went & learned more about them.

Turns out they are just as useful as bees, without the added benefit of honey of course.
Yep. Wasps eat sugar. Wasp larvae eat meat (mostly insects, not ham) and excrete sugar. The wasps collect meaty food for the larvae and live off their excreted sugar. Once the queen stops laying and there aren't grubs to feed, the remaining wasps are unemployed and hungry and go freelance, which is when they stop being useful and become a nuisance.

NGK210

3,040 posts

146 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Stick Legs said:
cherryowen said:
Wasps, for me.

Useless pieces of st that just eat, breed, and sting things.

Hateful.
I felt like this until one day Mrs. & I were sat in the garden, we’d had lunch and had some food sat on a plate.

We watched as a wasp landed, cut a perfect semi circle out of a piece of ham, flew off.

Another different wasp came back & repeated it.

We sat & drank wine as these industrious little chaps shuttled back & forth and in about 20 mins removed a bit of left over meat from the plate about the size of a drinks coaster.

They didn’t bother us at all.

Quite fascinating & I went & learned more about them.

Turns out they are just as useful as bees, without the added benefit of honey of course.
yes

“Wasps eat flies, aphids, caterpillars and other invertebrates, making them an important insect-controlling predator”
https://www.buglife.org.uk/bugs/bug-directory/comm...

thepritch

649 posts

166 months

Wednesday 15th May
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I can see why people hate wasps. Just like I hate spiders.

I find if I ignore a wasp they will (99% of the time) ignore you. We have hundreds buzzing in the garden right now, as they seem to love one plant in particular. The noise is incredible. As above, they’re good to have around, just like spiders frown

Stick Legs

5,096 posts

166 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Horse flies however are gits.

We get loads in the summer. They really like me for some reason. Get bitten most years.

Hornets too. Thing with hornets is that if you ignore them they are pretty chill, much slower & more calm than wasps, but the fear factor of the sledgehammer sting does make you a bit wary.

MDMA .

8,976 posts

102 months

Wednesday 15th May
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David Walliams.

Super Sonic

5,179 posts

55 months

Wednesday 15th May
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MDMA . said:
David Walliams.
This should be in the 'things everyone hates' thread!