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andy400

10,463 posts

232 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
steve_amv8 said:
blindswelledrat said:
I repeat: You cannot add a number to a word. It is totally nonsensical.
But you aren't ... surely it is shorthand for saying "Add 1 to the total number of people who agree" .....
But if so-that it is even more absurd. Bizarre beyond the realms of comprehension.

Just imagine being donw the pub with your mates and this conversation occurs:

Mate: This reccession is getting fking boring
You: Add one to the number of people who agree with you.

Everyone would just look at you as though you were some kind of spastic.
Its not a good thing.

Edited by blindswelledrat on Thursday 2nd April 10:44
I've always seen it as the internet equivalent of murmuring "Mmmmmm-hmmmmm" into your pint and nodding yes, which doesn't translate that well to being typed, as you can see ^.

But what do I know......

Landlord

12,689 posts

258 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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I agree to a certain extent. We should have a "sticky" much like the "racist and offensive posts" detailing responses that should not be tolerated. I proffer;

  • +1
  • MX5
  • OXO Tower
  • Nuke it from Orbit
  • Mapped 335d
  • AICMFP
  • IBTL
and derivatives thereof.

Edited by Landlord on Thursday 2nd April 11:00

Silent1

19,761 posts

236 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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-1

Silent1 is using PH like Twa­tter as he is cool.

DamoLLb

1,775 posts

196 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
DamoLLb said:
blindswelledrat, are you a mod for PH? It seems to me that you think you are the authority for this website!

Hit the report button, and place your concern there. Make sure you add what rule you think is being broken. Do this enough times and we may see you binned and an end to your self imposed rules.
YOu are so boring that even your mother doesnt talk about you
YEs, you are a true authority on PH. YOu have resorted to petty insults. HOw you can even raise a concern on PH is beyond me when you resort to that.

By the way, you need to learn how to use an apostrophe.




yellowbentines

5,353 posts

208 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Landlord said:
I agree to a certain extent. We should have a "sticky" much like the "racist and offensive posts" detailing responses that should not be tolerated. I proffer;

  • +1
  • MX5
  • OXO Tower
  • Nuke it from Orbit
  • Mapped 335d
  • AICMFP
  • IBTL
and derivatives thereof.

Edited by Landlord on Thursday 2nd April 11:00
Please could you add 'Fail', 'Epic Fail', and any other kind of fail to your list, many thanks my good man.

andy400

10,463 posts

232 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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IBTL

blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

233 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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DamoLLb said:
blindswelledrat said:
DamoLLb said:
blindswelledrat, are you a mod for PH? It seems to me that you think you are the authority for this website!

Hit the report button, and place your concern there. Make sure you add what rule you think is being broken. Do this enough times and we may see you binned and an end to your self imposed rules.
YOu are so boring that even your mother doesnt talk about you
YEs, you are a true authority on PH. YOu have resorted to petty insults. HOw you can even raise a concern on PH is beyond me when you resort to that.

By the way, you need to learn how to use an apostrophe.
How stupid do I feel now. I forgot an apostrophe in a sentence.
What a cretin I am. Good job you are around to point out other peoples grammar errors.
Bravo clever Damo

Craig@CMR

18,073 posts

207 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
IN my defence (not about the spastic- cant defend that) normally my rants are agreed with on the whole.
In this case I appear to be in the minority so I shall accept that it is my own hang up and move on.
Perhaps start doing it myself to fit in better
+1

Silent1

19,761 posts

236 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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DamoLLb said:
blindswelledrat said:
DamoLLb said:
blindswelledrat, are you a mod for PH? It seems to me that you think you are the authority for this website!

Hit the report button, and place your concern there. Make sure you add what rule you think is being broken. Do this enough times and we may see you binned and an end to your self imposed rules.
YOu are so boring that even your mother doesnt talk about you
YEs, you are a true authority on PH. YOu have resorted to petty insults. HOw you can even raise a concern on PH is beyond me when you resort to that.

By the way, you need to learn how to use an apostrophe.
Here you go,

Go and have some cake, TXTS URS M8TS INIT, and stop being a knob.

BSR is a decent bloke passing comment which IMHO is shared by many of the more erudite members of PH, whereas you appear to want to tell him what to do and how to do it.

You'll find yourself out of favour very quickly here, it's not a democracy it's a total dictatorship, don't like it, leave.

blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

233 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Jesus, Silent 1.
THat is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me or about me.
I feel a warm glow all of a sudden.
I'm not certain you're right mind you, but it has given me tears of joy all the same.

DamoLLb

1,775 posts

196 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Silent1 said:
DamoLLb said:
blindswelledrat said:
DamoLLb said:
blindswelledrat, are you a mod for PH? It seems to me that you think you are the authority for this website!

Hit the report button, and place your concern there. Make sure you add what rule you think is being broken. Do this enough times and we may see you binned and an end to your self imposed rules.
YOu are so boring that even your mother doesnt talk about you
YEs, you are a true authority on PH. YOu have resorted to petty insults. HOw you can even raise a concern on PH is beyond me when you resort to that.

By the way, you need to learn how to use an apostrophe.
Here you go,

Go and have some cake, TXTS URS M8TS INIT, and stop being a knob.

BSR is a decent bloke passing comment which IMHO is shared by many of the more erudite members of PH, whereas you appear to want to tell him what to do and how to do it.

You'll find yourself out of favour very quickly here, it's not a democracy it's a total dictatorship, don't like it, leave.
TXTS URS M8TS INIT

Are you directing that at me?

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

226 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
If someone says something that you agree with, there are one or two logical options as follows:

1)Quote them and say- yes, I agree with that
2)THink to yourself "I agree with that. Ive nothing more to add so I won't bother posting"

EIther are equally acceptable. Either express your agreement to verify thier opinion or don't.

WHat is not acceptable, and is in fact downright moronic is to quote them and type "+1"

It is a fking ludicrous thing to do. Totally meaningless. YOu cannot add a number to words. Maths doesnt work like that.

Can you people who do this just learn something from this thread:

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE ON PISTONHEADS HAS DONE SOMETHING- IT DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO DO IT TOO.

Let alone doing it at every opportunity every hour of every day.
Stop it at once.

I repeat: You cannot add a number to a word. It is totally nonsensical.

The End.


Edit: ANyone who types "+1" as a response to this thread is as unfunny as the people who do it for real. TOo predictable. 0/10 for originality.

Edited by blindswelledrat on Thursday 2nd April 10:25
QFT

Sorry, sorry...that one's annoying too

Mind you, I can see the rationale behind it - you covered most of that with the "use 'I agree' or similar" - and it's just shorthand. The problem arises when someone quotes a massive post and JUST adds that. Resulting in much scrolling.

Course, because it's a shorthand and quick, it's unlikely people will take the time to edit the original down :

new poster said:
old poster said:
What he said
+1

dirty boy

14,718 posts

210 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
G'kar said:
blindswelledrat said:
Everyone would just look at you as though you were some kind of spastic.
Its not a good thing.
And how would people look at you if you walked through the door of a pub and started laying down the law to all and sundry as to how conversations in that pub should be conducted?
WIth enormous reverence, fear and respect.
I wouldn't, i'd piss in your scampi fries.

escargot

17,111 posts

218 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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dirty boy said:
blindswelledrat said:
G'kar said:
blindswelledrat said:
Everyone would just look at you as though you were some kind of spastic.
Its not a good thing.
And how would people look at you if you walked through the door of a pub and started laying down the law to all and sundry as to how conversations in that pub should be conducted?
WIth enormous reverence, fear and respect.
I wouldn't, i'd piss in your scampi fries.
You'd actually get your cock out in the middle of a pub full of blokes, then relieve yourself over a plate of food.

Wowthatsgay.

blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

233 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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dirty boy said:
blindswelledrat said:
G'kar said:
blindswelledrat said:
Everyone would just look at you as though you were some kind of spastic.
Its not a good thing.
And how would people look at you if you walked through the door of a pub and started laying down the law to all and sundry as to how conversations in that pub should be conducted?
WIth enormous reverence, fear and respect.
I wouldn't, i'd piss in your scampi fries.
Bacon fries. Im not a gay.

Agoogy

7,274 posts

249 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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escargot said:
You'd actually get your cock out in the middle of a pub full of blokes, then relieve yourself over a plate of food.

Wowthatsgay.
he might just empty his 'colostomy bag'...??? can't assume on PH...nono

Agoogy

7,274 posts

249 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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It is lazy though...all of the text speak stuff... we're not limited to 160 characters are we? I'd rather read a response from someone poorly educated or who types too fast for his fingers but thatthan from someone who just uses the shortest possible way to convey a message...

SGirl

7,918 posts

262 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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The thing with "+1" being a show of support for the poster's view - okay. I can see why people do that.

But is there any need to quote an entire post, or even to keep a load of nested quotes, only to shove "+1" on the end? It's okay for everybody browsing on their computers, but I can imagine it'd be a right PITA for anyone on a phone to have to scroll through lots and lots of quote, only to find "+1" on the end.

To facilitate matters, why don't people just say who they're agreeing with and then add "+1"? If they must add "+1" at all, that is. smile

Edited by SGirl on Thursday 2nd April 11:31

dirty boy

14,718 posts

210 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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escargot said:
You'd actually get your cock out in the middle of a pub full of blokes, then relieve yourself over a plate of food.

Wowthatsgay.
Since when did scampi fries get served on a plate? Do you live in Epsom or something?

I bet they serve a packet of walkers crisps with a side salad where you live too.

OJ

13,983 posts

229 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Is it that time of the month again