I need a few a sentences translated for a customer, I have already used Google Translate but I was hoping someone here might be a native speaker or fluent.

I need:-

"Please note that due to the Public Holiday on Monday 27th May and the Post Office being closed, you order will not be dispatched until Tuesday morning"

"Thank you for shopping with......, Regards, ........"


Cheers

Just use English, most of Europe use it far better than the natives of England.

The trick with Google Translate is to avoid using complicated sentence construction. What you've got there may confuse it a little. I might go with:

"The 27th of May is a public holiday in the United Kingdom, your package will be dispatched on the 28th.

"Thank you for shopping with......, Regards, ........"

Failing that just write it in English, and they'll put it into google translate themselves.

Just write it in upper case.

Absolutely, make it as basic and direct as possible, and it'll work like a charm.

your customer will know English well - don't worry about it

fisken lukter og kommer tirsdag på grunn av meg å ha en pause på mandag for bank holiday

Try this:
Du ar en javle drittsek og du luckte a fisk. Noske fitte. (Or something like that...)

Fitte Faen.

(No idea how to actually spell it)