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Gene Simmons
Original Poster
1,308 posts
79 months
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Just left my house to walk the OH home, and in the passage leading to the front door of the house the OH spotted a green holdall tucked to one side by the bushes...
Took it in the house and opened it, and found a hammer and a paper with today's date tucked under the cardboard floor bit. Odd enough I think.
Open the side pocket, and it has one leather glove tucked in it and a large carrier bag......
Just got off the phone to the local police, who are en route to pick it up now.
WTF!
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billybob69
672 posts
14 months
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sounds like tools of the trade dropped for a later rob..
not as interesting as the revolver i found in the river as a kid. we had a good afternoon plating cops and robbers.
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TheEnd
12,076 posts
57 months
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Hmmm, who would steal a bag with a hammer.
A carpenter maybe? MC Hammer?
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Pesty
25,825 posts
125 months
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No idea but I assume its now covered in your DNA and finger prints  Sounds like an excuse to me. Where were you between the hours of 1 and 3 am?
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Gene Simmons
Original Poster
1,308 posts
79 months
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Kind of odd to have a carry on luggage style holdall with simply a hammer, the paper and a leather glove in it though.
Unless it was a burglar dressed partly as Michael Jackson sans glove who likes to read the news in-between theffery
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Gene Simmons
Original Poster
1,308 posts
79 months
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And yup, it is now covered in my fingerprints and DNA.
Tits
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Steamer
8,848 posts
82 months
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billybob69 said: sounds like tools of the trade dropped for a later rob.. So you are saying that Gene Simmons has literally 'Stopped Hammer Time'?
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essexplumber
7,283 posts
42 months
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billybob69 said: we had a good afternoon plating cops and robbers. 
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Oldandslow
874 posts
75 months
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Nice going. I was taught not to go near unattended baggage but that's because of where I grew up.
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Rickyy
3,317 posts
88 months
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Oldandslow said: Nice going. I was taught not to go near unattended baggage but that's because of where I grew up. Were you raised in an Airport?
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Gene Simmons
Original Poster
1,308 posts
79 months
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Holy mother  That was a scary ten minutes. Door was banged, opened it expecting to find the bib, found a rough as f  k bloke asking where his bag was and demanding it back... Cue me asking what was in it, and him answering "my lunch" Informed him the police were en route and he could ask them for it back. Then shut my front door, triple locked it and called the police.. They blue lighted/lit? two crews round and stayed on the phone whilst he hammered the door and the bell shouting for it back and that he had two small kids.... Not sure of the relevance of that part TBH... Police turned up en force and removed him and bag. No joke, I almost s t my pants when he was hammering on the door. Heart is beating like a f ked clock. Now I await a reprisal
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AndrewW-G
11,968 posts
86 months
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Tomorrow nights going to be fun for the OP 
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TheEnd
12,076 posts
57 months
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A man who eats hammers.
I'd have been worried too.
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MikeGTi
1,242 posts
70 months
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Gene Simmons said: Now I await a reprisal Get a hammer, keep it in a bag near the door, just in case.
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Gene Simmons
Original Poster
1,308 posts
79 months
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MikeGTi said: Get a hammer, keep it in a bag near the door, just in case. With a paper to read whilst I await his arrival, and a black leather glove to keep my hand warm? 
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Pesty
25,825 posts
125 months
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Don't worry they hardly ever come back.
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wst
1,062 posts
30 months
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He doesn't seem the brightest hammer in the toolbox. "Hmm, my tools for this breakin have been discovered. Let's ask my potential victim where they are!"
Classy bloke really. My burglars just used a big stone.
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Mobile Chicane
14,000 posts
81 months
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Doh!
You should have asked "What bag?"
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The Major
1,623 posts
41 months
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I was just thinking that.
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Gene Simmons
Original Poster
1,308 posts
79 months
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He didn't look the full shilling to be fair. Who the feck transports their hammer and favourite leather glove around the site doing trade in a brand new looking unscuffed emerald green gheyers bag with faux golden trim and zips? Crackhead the crazy burglar, that's who. (I am feeling braver now he has gone, as you may be able to tell)
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