Phrases that annoy you the most

Phrases that annoy you the most

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southendpier

5,267 posts

230 months

Friday 26th April
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have we had "golf phrases"

- probably enough for a new thread.

eg - after a bad shot - that miraculously still finds its way to the green

"....like shagging your step sister - you're up there, feels good, but you know you shouldn't be"

there are so, so many

cuprabob

14,692 posts

215 months

Friday 26th April
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southendpier said:
have we had "golf phrases"

- probably enough for a new thread.

eg - after a bad shot - that miraculously still finds its way to the green

"....like shagging your step sister - you're up there, feels good, but you know you shouldn't be"

there are so, so many
Par for course

LunarOne

5,222 posts

138 months

Friday 26th April
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southendpier said:
have we had "golf phrases"

- probably enough for a new thread.

eg - after a bad shot - that miraculously still finds its way to the green

"....like shagging your step sister - you're up there, feels good, but you know you shouldn't be"

there are so, so many
Excellent idea. As an occasional golfer I don't know any good phrases!

dukeboy749r

2,683 posts

211 months

Friday 26th April
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James Martin the chef (and to be fair, other chefs say it, too): reduce down.

Well, really?

I was seeking to exploit some little-known law of quantum expansion so that I might be able to reduce this sauce up.

JM also says (repeatedly) 'like that'.

Again, it's his way but just feckin' stop!


snuffy

9,810 posts

285 months

Friday 26th April
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dukeboy749r said:
James Martin the chef (and to be fair, other chefs say it, too): reduce down.

Well, really?

I was seeking to exploit some little-known law of quantum expansion so that I might be able to reduce this sauce up.

JM also says (repeatedly) 'like that'.

Again, it's his way but just feckin' stop!
Fry off.


RichB

51,645 posts

285 months

Friday 26th April
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cuprabob said:
southendpier said:
have we had "golf phrases" - probably enough for a new thread. eg - after a bad shot - that miraculously still finds its way to the green "like shagging your step sister - you're up there, feels good, but you know you shouldn't be"
there are so, so many
Par for course
Indeed, and usually crass....

daqinggregg

1,535 posts

130 months

Yesterday (08:29)
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'Earth grown'

I really thought I’d seen it all when it comes to BS bingo, apparently not, today while researching what colour packets crisps should come in, I stumbled upon this.



‘Earth Grown’ Vegan Mozzarella Style Sticks and Cheddar Style Sticks

Zoon

6,715 posts

122 months

Yesterday (12:35)
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Strangely Brown said:
"do crimes" or "doing crime".

Since when has a crime, or crime in general been something that you "do" rather than commit. A person commits a crime or crimes, they don't "do crimes".
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time!

JuniorD

8,629 posts

224 months

Yesterday (14:52)
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Heard usually on a Friday: "Have a good weekend when it comes "


tim0409

4,447 posts

160 months

Yesterday (14:54)
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“hey ho”

My mother in law says it after some tale of woe; I find it quite annoying for some reason.

RichB

51,645 posts

285 months

Yesterday (14:55)
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JuniorD said:
Heard usually on a Friday: "Have a good weekend when it comes "
Never heard that...

Blown2CV

28,888 posts

204 months

Yesterday (15:57)
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normally uttered by someone who realised as they were saying it that it's actually too early in the week to say have a great weekend, but then has to kind of style it out by adding 'when it comes'