Just the punchlines please

Just the punchlines please

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The Hypno-Toad

12,308 posts

206 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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Lemon curry?

Shaw Tarse

31,544 posts

204 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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But I haven't got my racket!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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So your arse doesn't shut with a bang...

audidoody

8,597 posts

257 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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Very nice - but I thought a vase would be more appropriate

central

16,744 posts

218 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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For a moment there, I thought I'd gone deaf.

driverrob

4,693 posts

204 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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I needed somewhere to park my bike.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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Vixpy, in a field, wearing womens clothes....

brum

5,892 posts

207 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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because he kneeded a poo.

The Hypno-Toad

12,308 posts

206 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need talcum powder.

JonRB

74,804 posts

273 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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"Smell it, madam? I'm sitting in it"

"Oh my God! I've shot a nun"

"This bridge - do you want it dual carriageway?"

Edited by JonRB on Sunday 15th June 17:09

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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Freshly whipped Mosley...

RossMac

856 posts

242 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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Yes, he's dead now

funkyboogalooo

Original Poster:

1,844 posts

269 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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mybrainhurts said:
So your arse doesn't shut with a bang...
ha rofl

JonRB

74,804 posts

273 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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"oh, I thought you said goat"

funkyboogalooo

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1,844 posts

269 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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and then he said, thats the first time ive done that do i get to keep the piece of sweetcorn

branflakes

2,039 posts

239 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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"Quiet for a tuesday isn't it?"

Pesty

42,655 posts

257 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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You can't fk a rock

Olf

11,974 posts

219 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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He's a fking cycle path.

Sciroccology

29,908 posts

231 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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"Right, now where do you want these blinds?"

funkyboogalooo

Original Poster:

1,844 posts

269 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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not at the moment madame i'm trying to change the spare wheel