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Pesty
25,911 posts
125 months
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RizzoTheRat said: Hardly a "classic" I know, but I'm wondering if they all have the voices in thier heads  Yes. Mine has given me a headache today doing just that. She actually makes my head hurt. Its not just the imagined converstions ,its when I the correct her and she then repeats what I have just said as if it was her who said it and I made up the conversation when it really starts getting complicated. My head is full of f  k right now. she is on top form today. I swear she does it on purpose but she aint that clever.
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PoleDriver
20,230 posts
63 months
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Pesty said: My head is full of f k right now.  She used a strap-on in your ear??!! Pesty said: I swear she does it on purpose but she aint that clever. Woman's greatest trick was convincing man that she is not clever! 
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Carthage
2,975 posts
13 months
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PoleDriver said: Woman's greatest trick was convincing man that she is not clever! Could it possibly be that your better halves were telling you important things, and you were busy thinking about your car/penis/food/football/projectile motion/astrophysics (delete as appropriate)?
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R300will
3,614 posts
20 months
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Carthage said: PoleDriver said: Woman's greatest trick was convincing man that she is not clever! Could it possibly be that your better halves were telling you important things, and you were busy thinking about your car/penis/food/football/projectile motion/astrophysics (delete as appropriate)? More important than cars/penis/food/football/projectile motion/astrophysics?
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Carthage
2,975 posts
13 months
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R300will said: More important than cars/penis/food/football/projectile motion/astrophysics? Of course, if you value your life, your ears, or your sanity.
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wormburner
6,397 posts
122 months
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Carthage said: Could it possibly be that your better halves were telling you important things... The signal:noise ratio in my house makes that not impossible, but unlikely.
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Blib
20,669 posts
66 months
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I always preface my tales on this thread by pointing out that Mrs Blib is an Oxford educated senior lawyer at a major City institution. Just to demontsrate that no woman is immune from these..err....foibles.
During a rambling conversation about nothing, I mentioned to Mrs Blib that as a kid I'd read a comic book story in which everyone in the World was beautiful, except for one unfortunate who was a misformed, ugly dwarf. As you can imagine, the dwarf was pretty upset about this as he was constantly mocked, derided and generally hounded by the other, beautiful people.
One day, a Spirit appeared to the dwarf and granted him one wish. He thought and then he declared that he would like to be the most handsome man in the World. The Spirit obliged and then asked if he would like anything else. The dwarf, realising that he could get his revenge over those that had taunted him, asked that everyone else in the World be turned into ugly, misshapen dwarves. Once again, the Spirit obliged.
Whereupon, the other people, seeing the ex-dwarf's beauty and being mighty angered by it, tears him limb from limb.
Mrs Blib: "That's never going to happen, is it? It's too far fetched".
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R300will
3,614 posts
20 months
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Blib said: I always preface my tales on this thread by pointing out that Mrs Blib is an Oxford educated senior lawyer at a major City institution. Just to demontsrate that no woman is immune from these..err....foibles.
During a rambling conversation about nothing, I mentioned to Mrs Blib that as a kid I'd read a comic book story in which everyone in the World was beautiful, except for one unfortunate who was a misformed, ugly dwarf. As you can imagine, the dwarf was pretty upset about this as he was constantly mocked, derided and generally hounded by the other, beautiful people.
One day, a Spirit appeared to the dwarf and granted him one wish. He thought and then he declared that he would like to be the most handsome man in the World. The Spirit obliged and then asked if he would like anything else. The dwarf, realising that he could get his revenge over those that had taunted him, asked that everyone else in the World be turned into ugly, misshapen dwarves. Once again, the Spirit obliged.
Whereupon, the other people, seeing the ex-dwarf's beauty and being mighty angered by it, tears him limb from limb.
Mrs Blib: "That's never going to happen, is it? It's too far fetched". Oxford educated senior lawyer for a wife. I bet you don't even attempt to argue with her 
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Blib
20,669 posts
66 months
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R300will said: Oxford educated senior lawyer for a wife. I bet you don't even attempt to argue with her She remembers everything.
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Alfa numeric
2,414 posts
48 months
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I was talking to the OH the other day about BBC natural history programmes, as she has a few on her Amazon wish list. I see one in HMV and point out that it's only a tenner.
She replies "I'm not bothered about that one. It's 10 years old- I want one more up to date."
Now I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that evolution hasn't progressed much since 2002...
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Justayellowbadge
29,479 posts
111 months
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Alfa numeric said: I was talking to the OH the other day about BBC natural history programmes, as she has a few on her Amazon wish list. I see one in HMV and point out that it's only a tenner.
She replies "I'm not bothered about that one. It's 10 years old- I want one more up to date."
Now I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that evolution hasn't progressed much since 2002... Film making techniques and production values are a different world however.
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Mug
472 posts
42 months
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Chatting with the OH last night about Yetis, ghoulies and stuff like that. Out of the blue she pipes up:
'The Loch Ness Monster, where is that? Is it Loch Lomond?'
I tried to explain that the clue is in the name..
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Hugo a Gogo
15,179 posts
102 months
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Mug said: Chatting with the OH last night about Yetis, ghoulies and stuff like that. Out of the blue she pipes up:
'The Loch Ness Monster, where is that? Is it Loch Lomond?'
I tried to explain that the clue is in the name.. my mate's missus said that as we were driving past Loch Lomond "Ooh is that where the Loch Ness monster lives?"
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Andy Zarse
8,056 posts
116 months
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Alfa numeric said: I was talking to the OH the other day about BBC natural history programmes, as she has a few on her Amazon wish list. I see one in HMV and point out that it's only a tenner.
She replies "I'm not bothered about that one. It's 10 years old- I want one more up to date."
Now I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that evolution hasn't progressed much since 2002... There's a post in the early days of this thread I will never forget. Someone's missus was in floods of tears whilst watching Walking With Dinosaurs. A poor baby dino with a broken leg was left for dead by it's parents. Why, she opined, didn't the camera crew help it...
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Blib
20,669 posts
66 months
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Andy Zarse said: There's a post in the early days of this thread I will never forget. Someone's missus was in floods of tears whilst watching Walking With Dinosaurs. A poor baby dino with a broken leg was left for dead by it's parents. Why, she opined, didn't the camera crew help it... Tremendous. 
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Eric Mc
67,261 posts
134 months
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Alfa numeric said: I was talking to the OH the other day about BBC natural history programmes, as she has a few on her Amazon wish list. I see one in HMV and point out that it's only a tenner.
She replies "I'm not bothered about that one. It's 10 years old- I want one more up to date."
Now I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that evolution hasn't progressed much since 2002... But HDTV has.
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Eric Mc
67,261 posts
134 months
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Hugo a Gogo said: Mug said: Chatting with the OH last night about Yetis, ghoulies and stuff like that. Out of the blue she pipes up:
'The Loch Ness Monster, where is that? Is it Loch Lomond?'
I tried to explain that the clue is in the name.. my mate's missus said that as we were driving past Loch Lomond "Ooh is that where the Loch Ness monster lives?" I hope you told her to take the high road.
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Andy Zarse
8,056 posts
116 months
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Eric Mc said: I hope you told her to take the high road. It has always perplexed me as to the reasons why the low road is considered the quicker alternative.
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otherman
1,073 posts
34 months
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Andy Zarse said: Eric Mc said: I hope you told her to take the high road. It has always perplexed me as to the reasons why the low road is considered the quicker alternative. The high road has some tricky gradients and is pretty twisty. The low road follows the coast.
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getawayturtle
3,167 posts
43 months
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Carthage said: R300will said: More important than cars/penis/food/football/projectile motion/astrophysics? Of course, if you value your life, your ears, or your sanity. This all sounds like an excuse to launch a penis shaped car into outer space to me. It will confuse the Koreans at least.
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