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Fane
610 posts
69 months
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We had some "dolphinoise" potatoes on Sunday.
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OldJohnnyYen
938 posts
18 months
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I love this thread. "Oh look my OH is thick as pig s  t" "Why would you stay with a woman who is as this as pig s t?" "She isn't thick, she has a good job" lol
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Jimmy No Hands
1,799 posts
25 months
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PhillT said: Oh my God. My girlfriend said EXACTLY the same the other day. I explained in that gear I roll my chair back, slump down, drive slower and throw up gang signs. It does look like a G to be fair!
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blindswelledrat
18,937 posts
101 months
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OldJohnnyYen said: I love this thread. "Oh look my OH is thick as pig s t" "Why would you stay with a woman who is as this as pig s t?" "She isn't thick, she has a good job" lol The irony of that post being made by someone who types "lol". Lol.
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Cotty
24,921 posts
153 months
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Jimmy No Hands said: It does look like a G to be fair! I agree. If it said 6 it would be self explanitory.
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Craphouserat
951 posts
70 months
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After nearly 300 pages on this I've never posted...despite some classics from the O/h, but 3 times in a week! Now her time has come. 1st one - she ordered a brand new TDI last year - specifically wanted a new car - diesel for work runs,cheap insurance/running costs etc. Orders a new TDI. Virtually exactly a year later and after I'd finished cleaning the thing for her O/H - " has the Polo always had TDI on the back " Me - " ehh Yeah - funnily enough - that's what it is...just like you ordered" O/H - " Ohh I thought you maybe bought the badge from Halfords or something" Me " f king really??? You do know what I think of people who buy badges from Halfords or de-badge cars don't you??" Was willing to let her off with that then 2 days later O/H - " have Italy always played in Blue " Me - " ffs - yes. Have you not heard of The Azzurri before - you know Azure blue??" O/H - " But blue isn't in their flag??" Then this mornig O/H - " Doesn't the ball have to touch the ground for it to be a goal?" Me - " Wrong sport darling" O/H - " Are you sure??" Me - " Yes ffs - I only the played the game for years - supported the same team for years and watch it day in day out...I think I'm sure !!" I think it may be the start of dementia. She's never usually thick. But 3 times in a week !!
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mattyn1
1,291 posts
24 months
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Craphouserat said: After nearly 300 pages on this I've never posted...despite some classics from the O/h, but 3 times in a week! Now her time has come. 1st one - she ordered a brand new TDI last year - specifically wanted a new car - diesel for work runs,cheap insurance/running costs etc. Orders a new TDI. Virtually exactly a year later and after I'd finished cleaning the thing for her O/H - " has the Polo always had TDI on the back " Me - " ehh Yeah - funnily enough - that's what it is...just like you ordered" O/H - " Ohh I thought you maybe bought the badge from Halfords or something" Me " f king really??? You do know what I think of people who buy badges from Halfords or de-badge cars don't you??" Was willing to let her off with that then 2 days later O/H - " have Italy always played in Blue " Me - " ffs - yes. Have you not heard of The Azzurri before - you know Azure blue??" O/H - " But blue isn't in their flag??" Then this mornig O/H - " Doesn't the ball have to touch the ground for it to be a goal?" Me - " Wrong sport darling" O/H - " Are you sure??" Me - " Yes ffs - I only the played the game for years - supported the same team for years and watch it day in day out...I think I'm sure !!" I think it may be the start of dementia. She's never usually thick. But 3 times in a week !! Harsh x 3 I think!
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illmonkey
6,124 posts
67 months
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mattyn1 said: Craphouserat said: After nearly 300 pages on this I've never posted...despite some classics from the O/h, but 3 times in a week! Now her time has come. 1st one - she ordered a brand new TDI last year - specifically wanted a new car - diesel for work runs,cheap insurance/running costs etc. Orders a new TDI. Virtually exactly a year later and after I'd finished cleaning the thing for her O/H - " has the Polo always had TDI on the back " Me - " ehh Yeah - funnily enough - that's what it is...just like you ordered" O/H - " Ohh I thought you maybe bought the badge from Halfords or something" Me " f king really??? You do know what I think of people who buy badges from Halfords or de-badge cars don't you??" Was willing to let her off with that then 2 days later O/H - " have Italy always played in Blue " Me - " ffs - yes. Have you not heard of The Azzurri before - you know Azure blue??" O/H - " But blue isn't in their flag??" Then this mornig O/H - " Doesn't the ball have to touch the ground for it to be a goal?" Me - " Wrong sport darling" O/H - " Are you sure??" Me - " Yes ffs - I only the played the game for years - supported the same team for years and watch it day in day out...I think I'm sure !!" I think it may be the start of dementia. She's never usually thick. But 3 times in a week !! Harsh x 3 I think! +1
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Craphouserat
951 posts
70 months
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Surely the TDI one isn't harsh? Granted the two football ones are a bit harsh...but the TDI one? I think not !
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TwigtheWonderkid
6,036 posts
19 months
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To be fair, wtf do Italy play in blue??
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blindswelledrat
18,937 posts
101 months
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Yes CHR, those are just you beeing all angry and expecting a woman to know everything about all your hobbies.
THat the equivalent to her saying to her friends "I mentioned Jennifer Anniston to Craphouse last night and can you believe he didn't even know she was going out with Martin SHeen. What an idiot. I can't believe it. He is sooo thick"
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Craphouserat
951 posts
70 months
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Points noted...but the TDI one!! Come on! A year after getting the car...driving it every day and putting stuff in the boot and then she asks if its always had TDI on the back and then thinking I bought it from Halfords !!
Football ones harsh - I agree.
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McHaggis
7,670 posts
24 months
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Craphouserat said: Points noted...but the TDI one!! Come on! A year after getting the car...driving it every day and putting stuff in the boot and then she asks if its always had TDI on the back and then thinking I bought it from Halfords !!
Football ones harsh - I agree. Maybe she doesn't care that much? It's a small thing to be honest. If she didn't know the make and model after a year you might have a point. Different people, different interests, hardly makes for a mental.
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Einion Yrth
10,397 posts
113 months
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TwigtheWonderkid said: To be fair, wtf do Italy play in blue?? A Reference said: Blue is the colour of Savoia, which was the ruling house of Italy from 1861 until 1946. Until then, the country's flag always had the Savoy coat of arms on it. It is only since the Italian Republic was established post-war that the tricolor has been the national flag. HTH
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Hugo a Gogo
15,131 posts
102 months
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TwigtheWonderkid said: To be fair, wtf do Italy play in blue?? why not? Germany play in White Japan play in Blue Netherlands play in Orange flags have nothing to do with it, necessarily
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James P
2,170 posts
106 months
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Not the Mrs but something her colleague said when I was waiting for the OH to finish work last night - "Why aren't Brazil playing in the Euro's?"
Before anyone says it, she works in a betting shop so I would have thought she would have some idea of what the Euro's are.
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mattyn1
1,291 posts
24 months
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blindswelledrat said: Yes CHR, those are just you beeing all angry and expecting a woman to know everything about all your hobbies.
THat the equivalent to her saying to her friends "I mentioned Jennifer Anniston to Craphouse last night and can you believe he didn't even know she was going out with Martin SHeen. What an idiot. I can't believe it. He is sooo thick" Is she? Wow! 
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RizzoTheRat
8,064 posts
61 months
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McHaggis said: Maybe she doesn't care that much? It's a small thing to be honest. If she didn't know the make and model after a year you might have a point. My gf's had her car for 8 or 9 years. She knows it's blue, if given multiple choice options would probably work out it's a ford, but beyond that it's just a box she gets in to to drive to work
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simer553
483 posts
21 months
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Craphouserat said: I think it may be the start of dementia. She's never usually thick. But 3 times in a week !! PREGNANT! Get her checked matey. My ex Missus was never the sharpest but decended into the realms of a two figure IQ when with child.
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Cotty
24,921 posts
153 months
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Craphouserat said: O/H - " Doesn't the ball have to touch the ground for it to be a goal?"
Me - " Wrong sport darling"
O/H - " Are you sure??"
Me - " Yes ffs - I only the played the game for years - supported the same team for years and watch it day in day out...I think I'm sure !!" Easy mistake to make as the ball can go past the posts not touch the ground and not be a goal, see England’s last match.
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