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TVR SAGARIS & TUSCAN 2 After the first customer cars were delayed to allow more development testing, 2005 should see the start of full production for TVR's Sagaris and the revised Tuscan 2. The Blackpool company is said to be keen to get these models into showrooms as soon as possible, allowing TVR to achieve its aim of having the most pointlessly confusing model range in the world. "At the moment the TVR range is pretty inexplicable," said a man who, on reflection, probably wasn't from TVR. "But buyers of cars like these expect high performance in everything and that's why the company needs to have some high performance confusion by offering a range of cars that are all broadly the same size and performance for no apparent reason at all". Sources say that in particular the new Tuscan 2, which will offer a convertible version even though most people thought the Tuscan was kind of a convertible anyway, will build on the confusion created by the some of the other cars sold by TVR, including something called the T440 which even people at TVR can't remember the point of. Sniff Petrol tried to contact TVR owner Nick Smellyski, but he was out playing in his treehouse.