Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

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bigandclever

13,838 posts

240 months

Sunday 12th May
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Stolen from Reddit .. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147459548#/...



Take a squizz through the photos. Looks alright, right? Now take a look at the floorplan..

Gareth79

7,731 posts

248 months

Sunday 12th May
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Doofus said:
All those built-in speakers give me the ick. How many audio visual technologies have we seen invented and then made obsolete in the last 20 years?

It's like wall-mounted tellies sitting in an alcove exactly the right size. Every time you upgrade, you need to get a plasterer in.
So long as they aren't "smart" and just go back to a wiring closet then they'll last many years, and you could probably get replacements the same size in the future.

Doofus

26,222 posts

175 months

Sunday 12th May
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Gareth79 said:
Doofus said:
All those built-in speakers give me the ick. How many audio visual technologies have we seen invented and then made obsolete in the last 20 years?

It's like wall-mounted tellies sitting in an alcove exactly the right size. Every time you upgrade, you need to get a plasterer in.
So long as they aren't "smart" and just go back to a wiring closet then they'll last many years, and you could probably get replacements the same size in the future.
Oh, I know they'll last, but they won't be bleeding edge for long. smile

Sporky

6,473 posts

66 months

Sunday 12th May
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Speakers really don't change much. If they put in decent up front they'll stay decent.

dudleybloke

19,985 posts

188 months

Sunday 12th May
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bigandclever said:
Stolen from Reddit .. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147459548#/...



Take a squizz through the photos. Looks alright, right? Now take a look at the floorplan..
Handy for meeting the neighbours.

QuickQuack

2,276 posts

103 months

Sunday 12th May
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AdamV12V said:
Fermit said:
Sheepshanks said:
Obviously the photographer felt he needed security present:




https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147701777#/...
Due to the sensitivity of the sale internal viewings will not be conducted. ???
LMAO - really makes you want to live there! No threats to life whatsoever once you move in! Buyer beware...

I'll pass biggrin
Due to the sensitivity of the sale internal viewings will not be conducted. = Currently a crime scene and the CSI team are still scrubbing the blood and guts off the walls and/or will be a crime scene when you buy it and the previous borrower murders you.

PS 'mortgagee in possession' means the lender has taken over the property - it has already been repossessed.

OutInTheShed

7,961 posts

28 months

Sunday 12th May
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FourWheelDrift said:
Other than it being a big black wooden new build thing.

Photo 38 integral triple garage, can you see what I see and also think, why would you have that?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147812894#/...
I guess the planning permission will show the 'garage' as an open car port.

Charlie1986

2,019 posts

137 months

Sunday 12th May
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Can’t find the link but did the one next to the M74 sell?

leef44

4,528 posts

155 months

Monday 13th May
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OutInTheShed said:
FourWheelDrift said:
Other than it being a big black wooden new build thing.

Photo 38 integral triple garage, can you see what I see and also think, why would you have that?

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147812894#/...
I guess the planning permission will show the 'garage' as an open car port.
He's got roller doors on it so I don't think he would get away with that.

Richard-390a0

2,304 posts

93 months

Monday 13th May
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dudleybloke said:
bigandclever said:
Stolen from Reddit .. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147459548#/...



Take a squizz through the photos. Looks alright, right? Now take a look at the floorplan..
Handy for meeting the neighbours.
Let agreed, so someone isn't bothered by it lol

Petrus1983

8,916 posts

164 months

Monday 13th May
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Potential winner here - I can't believe the agent didn't blur anything out -

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/67340002...


CharlesElliott

2,022 posts

284 months

Monday 13th May
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Petrus1983 said:
Potential winner here - I can't believe the agent didn't blur anything out -

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/67340002...
Description is a classic:

Discover the allure of 71 Heol Cadifor, Swansea, Swansea....

Outside, the property impresses with its outdoor amenities......[once you've painted over the 'nonce' graffiti]


classicaholic

1,758 posts

72 months

Monday 13th May
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CharlesElliott said:
Petrus1983 said:
Potential winner here - I can't believe the agent didn't blur anything out -

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/67340002...
Description is a classic:

Discover the allure of 71 Heol Cadifor, Swansea, Swansea....

Outside, the property impresses with its outdoor amenities......[once you've painted over the 'nonce' graffiti]
embrace a lifestyle of comfort, convenience, and community. - I am sure no one will remember what's happened!

Doofus

26,222 posts

175 months

Monday 13th May
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My wife, with a strong Machiavellian streak that, to date, I wasn't aware she harboured has suggested that if you see a house you like, but is just out of budget, you could sneak up in the middle of the night and paint "Nonce" and "Paedophiles" (note spelling and capitalisation) all over the front. Then, a couple of days later, you turn up and low-ball the estate agent.

Petrus1983

8,916 posts

164 months

Monday 13th May
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Doofus said:
My wife, with a strong Machiavellian streak that, to date, I wasn't aware she harboured has suggested that if you see a house you like, but is just out of budget, you could sneak up in the middle of the night and paint "Nonce" and "Paedophiles" (note spelling and capitalisation) all over the front. Then, a couple of days later, you turn up and low-ball the estate agent.
Brilliant laugh

Tbh it does seem a lot of house for the money.

CivicDuties

5,009 posts

32 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Is "Padeos" the Welsh for nonce?

Dingu

3,903 posts

32 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Knowing the area it’s not even particularly cheap without the distinctive personalisation. Would want it much closer to £100k with that association!

DaveyBoyWonder

2,562 posts

176 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Petrus1983 said:
Potential winner here - I can't believe the agent didn't blur anything out -

https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/67340002...

Ford Fusion drivers - wrong uns

Hoofy

76,596 posts

284 months

Tuesday 14th May
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CivicDuties said:
Is "Padeos" the Welsh for nonce?
"Ambulance."

Gigamoons

17,769 posts

202 months

Tuesday 14th May
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Your challenge: find me a less aesthetically pleasing house than this specimen…