Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

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Fermit

13,154 posts

102 months

Monday 20th May
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We're looking for, £300k(ish) cottage type feel. Country side location, lots of land (as in garden, not farm level)

Yep, this one needs a tad too much work!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147858986#/...


Gigamoons

17,795 posts

202 months

Monday 20th May
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What am I missing here that makes it a nightmare?

Doofus

26,430 posts

175 months

Monday 20th May
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Gigamoons said:
What am I missing here that makes it a nightmare?
You haven't opened that door....

dxg

8,344 posts

262 months

Tuesday 21st May
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Sporky said:
You're fine if there's a basin in the toilet.
The things you learn...

Sporky

6,513 posts

66 months

Tuesday 21st May
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dxg said:
Sporky said:
You're fine if there's a basin in the toilet.
The things you learn...
I've always found it odd when there's a toilet without a basin. Especially now you can get those toilets with the basin on top for teeny-tiny rooms.

K50 DEL

9,277 posts

230 months

Tuesday 21st May
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Gigamoons said:
What am I missing here that makes it a nightmare?
I wondered that too.... Looks like a cracking project, big enough to live it whilst you do it piece by piece too.

Shame it's the wrong part of the country for me or I'd be all over it.

dxg

8,344 posts

262 months

Tuesday 21st May
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Sporky said:
dxg said:
Sporky said:
You're fine if there's a basin in the toilet.
The things you learn...
I've always found it odd when there's a toilet without a basin. Especially now you can get those toilets with the basin on top for teeny-tiny rooms.
It does rather assume that everyone washes their hands...

Truckosaurus

11,527 posts

286 months

Tuesday 21st May
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riskyj said:
Oh, go on one last new town abomination:
What is it with these rendered new builds that turns the walls 'moldy' (there's an estate I regularly drive past that are all covered in green slime/mold on exterior walls) is it that they are super insulated so there's no heat escaping which keeps the walls permanently damp?

DonkeyApple

56,306 posts

171 months

Tuesday 21st May
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dxg said:
It does rather assume that everyone washes their hands...
Could have been the home of that PHer who was adamant one had to always shower after pooping as the ring must be prepped for lady action 24/7.

Hoofy

76,681 posts

284 months

Tuesday 21st May
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Fermit said:
We're looking for, £300k(ish) cottage type feel. Country side location, lots of land (as in garden, not farm level)

Yep, this one needs a tad too much work!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147858986#/...

Yeah, it kinda needs the shed look removed to make it more "cottagey" and less "garden shed", and parts of it look a bit 70s/80s where they'd modernised bits at the time.

I think they missed a trick there - rename office to "living room" and rename "living room" to "Bedroom 3", then add £30k to the price. biggrin

blue_haddock

3,364 posts

69 months

Tuesday 21st May
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Fermit said:
We're looking for, £300k(ish) cottage type feel. Country side location, lots of land (as in garden, not farm level)

Yep, this one needs a tad too much work!

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147858986#/...

Its a fair sized project but definitely not a nightmare

greggy50

6,185 posts

193 months

Tuesday 21st May
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The outside of this is properly shocking

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/148215116#/...

HoHoHo

15,012 posts

252 months

Tuesday 21st May
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greggy50 said:
The outside of this is properly shocking

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/148215116#/...
To be fair to the owners the inside compliments the outside.

It's fking awful hurl

Quhet

2,446 posts

148 months

Tuesday 21st May
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HoHoHo said:
greggy50 said:
The outside of this is properly shocking

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/148215116#/...
To be fair to the owners the inside compliments the outside.

It's fking awful hurl
Another sad story looking back on streetview images and seeing the garden and biodiversity lost for a bit fking load of tarmac. I bet that house gets very hot in the summer too.

ro250

2,783 posts

59 months

Tuesday 21st May
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Quhet said:
HoHoHo said:
greggy50 said:
The outside of this is properly shocking

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/148215116#/...
To be fair to the owners the inside compliments the outside.

It's fking awful hurl
Another sad story looking back on streetview images and seeing the garden and biodiversity lost for a bit fking load of tarmac. I bet that house gets very hot in the summer too.
And that pink Transit...

Pit Pony

8,931 posts

123 months

Tuesday 21st May
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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/148131449?u...





I've often wondered about this "building plot". The front of the bungalow is on the busiest junction for 10 miles in any direction. The traffic does not stop, day or night. Your nearest shop is Tesco. Whilst it's open, there's traffic.

The other side of a pedestrian alleyway is a pumping station. When the traffic is light, you can hear the pumps quietly humming.

The back of the plot has vehicle access from a road built approx 1966.

I see it being torn down, and a couple of town houses built. How you drown out the road noise would be an interesting issue to have.

Composer62

1,746 posts

88 months

Tuesday 21st May
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Origin Unknown said:
Interesting boiler placement.

DonkeyApple

56,306 posts

171 months

Tuesday 21st May
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greggy50 said:
The outside of this is properly shocking

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/148215116#/...
It is rumoured that on a quiet evening you can still hear the sobbing of Scouts.

Pit Pony

8,931 posts

123 months

Tuesday 21st May
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DonkeyApple said:
greggy50 said:
The outside of this is properly shocking

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/148215116#/...
It is rumoured that on a quiet evening you can still hear the sobbing of Scouts.
Camper van in the street view image says it all.