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It’s sports day at junior school here

School said it might drizzle so come to school in sports kit, but bring school uniform in a bag to get changed into if needed

This has sent the Karen’s into a melt down, it’s not fair, they are all going to die if they get wet

Truly truly bizarre

I've just bought a pair of their Kutrite scissors and opted to collect them from their workshop rather than Mr Postman deliver them..

Jesus...that's a Karen moment gone too far! The poor kid!!

In this instance, I've some sympathy.

According to the article, they're not allowed to get changed - they spend the day in PE kit when there's a PE lesson. The gym is out of action due to exams, so lesson done outside.

So, could well have been a pretty damned stty situation. Tbh, the school should have just cancelled PE - if they've not got changing rooms/showers, it's not on to expect kids to be soaked through and continue doing academic lessons.

Makes me insanely proud to have been born, bred and continue to live there.

Announcing to the world on Facebook that your brother regularly uses an e-bike illegally - Council !

(Wrong thread I know, but the two are interchangeable really)

Ah, there was me thinking they stole the Dark Lord off him........

EFA - the Police won't even attempt to catch them.

I was sat at a traffic light with a fully marked up police car behind me. bellend on a Suron went through the red light on his back wheel. Not a flicker from the police, at the next set of lights it was two lanes so I came alongside the police car and asked why they did nothing, she stated they don't even bother chasing them as they wouldn't catch them anyway so it was pointless.

You can bet your life if I had launched away from those lights in a cloud of tyresmoke I would have been pulled and prosecuted.

That's the same argument with Travellers who pitch up in large caravans and pickup trucks in a public car park. Why do the Council not ticket them? (I know it's because of the perceived danger, but you cannot have one rule...)

I was at a set of traffic lights once (at the front) and a police car pulled up next to me in the lane to my left. Driver said : Don't worry about us, we couldn't catch you anyway.

I didn't try it though.

(I wasn't on a Suron).